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GameDevTip: when writing characters remember that everyone is basically a big pile of shit

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channel your cynicism and bitterness into creating more believable and relatable characters.
what about my character of DOG who just wants to play and bark at squirrels and go on long walks without pooping all day
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=GreatRedSpirit
what about my character of DOG who just wants to play and bark at squirrels and go on long walks without pooping all day


That is unrealistic nobody is happy or innocent. DOG is secretly a terrible murderer who murders orphans and is evil.
unity
You're magical to me.
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My first thought was Master Belch from Earthbound. XP
author=Sooz
author=GreatRedSpirit
what about my character of DOG who just wants to play and bark at squirrels and go on long walks without pooping all day
That is unrealistic nobody is happy or innocent. DOG is secretly a terrible murderer who murders orphans and is evil.


You seem to be confusing my character DOG with CAT. Here is a primer on DOG:

I hope this clears up this misunderstanding!
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APATHY IS FOR COWARDS
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Alright, I'm starting a file containing all of kentona's sage gamedev wisdom. With all these teachings from the master, I can't possibly lose!!
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=GreatRedSpirit
You seem to be confusing my character DOG with CAT. Here is a primer on DOG:

I hope this clears up this misunderstanding!

That made my day.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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kentuna r u ok
I often try to make my main characters unlikeable in some way.
author=Craze
kentuna r u ok

no
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
author=GreatRedSpirit
author=Sooz
author=GreatRedSpirit
what about my character of DOG who just wants to play and bark at squirrels and go on long walks without pooping all day
That is unrealistic nobody is happy or innocent. DOG is secretly a terrible murderer who murders orphans and is evil.
You seem to be confusing my character DOG with CAT.

NO HERE IS DOG SHOWING TRUE COLORS:


ETA:
HEEERE'S DOGGY!

sharks own and I am cool with DOG being secretly being a shark


I mean, DOG loves belly rubs, right? know what else loves belly rubs?
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