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Like, it's a lot harder to throw a punch underwater.

Yup! We’re still doin’ it!

I’m just in the middle of making the thread right now, so hopefully it will get done by either tonight or sometime by tomorrow. I would have made it much earlier but I had no idea when the official date for the Playoffs were to start until just a few hours ago when the NHL just released their schedule for it, as I kept hearing about different dates during some of the Canucks games. (…Yes, I still watch them despite them being LONNNGGG out of it.)

- And this is the year you better do something, Kentona! If I could break my horrible streak of lousiness then it’s time for you to do so too! I even got an achievement picked out that would absolutely suite you if happen to win. Don’t blow it this time...

author=Sooz
I feel like it'd be hard to play ice hockey in a swimming pool

author=Sooz
Like, it's a lot harder to throw a punch underwater.

Hey, if Tidus and his friends could do it then we can all do it too! We just need to train much harder and learn how to kick a soccer ball from here to the end of the moon... Shouldn't be too hard, right?

author=kentona
i am almost always near the bottom of the pool, but never the absolute worst

Whaddya mean “never the absolute worst”? You finished (technically) in last place last year, that’s why you got the Draft Lottery Winner Award, remember??? You also finished in last place in 2017 as well, but, surprisingly, you finished in 2nd Place in back-to-back years in 2015 and 2016. So I’d say you’re more wildly inconsistent than the absolute worst...just like me.

Either way, this is the year you gotta bump the slump. No excuses this time.