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So I just saw an ad for Mountain Dew, and no matter what lighting it was in, you could clearly see it, and I just thought, "It's good thing I don't drink it. That shit's radioactive."

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It's also the one of the most (if not, the most) acidic soft drink. You could literally dump a mouse in a glass of mountain dew, and there'd be nothing left of it after a few hours. Not even bones.

Though isn't technically everything in this planet radioactive?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Yeah, pretty much. I'm just commenting on how it glows in the dark.
Vaccaria
The I in Vaccaria stands for inertia.
4936
Everything in this world radioactive.. hell, even the whole goddamn universe if I have to. And if it glows, it's radioactive. And if it's radioactive, it (can) kill(/s).
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
My favorite anecdote was when someone clamed to find a dead mouse corpse inside their can of mountain dew, and filed a lawsuit, and Pepsico was like, "No, that's impossible. The mouse would have disintegrated."
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