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UNLEASH THE SASS

This is just a stab in the dark here, but just in case I'm going to ask anyway. Do you do Dark Soul let's plays? Because you sound eerily similar to someone whose videos I watch.

Also I expected chiptunes.

You might want to consider doing some let's plays then or narrating. If you don't do so already that is.

You don't really need to be an actor or do the whole catchphrase thing, I'm pretty sure you could do great with just your voice and some interesting talk.

Just don't read the text boxes in games that don't have voices or rely too much on that one hit wonder you're probably going to hit 5 episodes into your let's play.

P.S It just gave me a weird Buffalo Bill vibe.

Well, I'll keep an ear out just in case you decide to go the let's play route.

And while I have the golden opportunity, read this.

And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.

For reference.

You have unleashed the sass and now the world shall end. Lawd save us all.

But seriously - you've a really good voice for commentating or radio. You should try LPs.