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I thought for a second that this status said, “Support Escorts.” (If so, then yes.)

And, um…what the hell is that, anyways? It looks like they're playing lasertag but even more stupid than I remember it. I mean – what the hell is that!? Are they trying to shoot at the gun to disarm it and give them points or are they trying to aim for the shoulder? I know in lasertag you get more points by shooting the shoulder or the gun, so that might explain it. But even so, this just looks plain goofy.

Isn’t Yoshi’s Cookie one of the easiest puzzle games in existence to play, especially V.S. mode? I mean, what’s so hard about lining 5 cookies up to clear a freakin’ line? I mean, watching the video, I expected these guys to clear multiple lines in a row like a pro but all they ended up doing was just clearing one line at a time while using the Yoshi Cookie’s for the occasional effect, like what any other player would do. Anyways, dumb.

author=mawk
it's hands-down the dumbest nerd sport I've ever seen

like, how does no one look at this and say 'yeah um okay close range one-on-one laser tag is ridiculous because the dominant strategy is to awkwardly try to angle yourself away while holding your gun like an idiot and prancing around and it's basically down to who can cheat best'

Lol, no wonder why lasertag isn’t that popular anymore; THESE guys ruined it. >_<