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I think you're lying feld, because no fart from you would smell bad to you.
nah bro its pretty rank
So I ordered some pizza, and it turns out the pizza delivery girl was a girl I knew back in high school. I think she wants me to bang her.
that would be a brilliant reversal of a tried and true porno formula.
It would, wouldn't it? I remember back in high school she was pretty overt about her intentions towards me and the only real reason I didn't pursue it was because I was already in a relationship. We were both pretty surprised when she showed up at my door with my pizza and we talked for like 20 minutes straight (and surprisingly it seems like she still wants to jump my bones just as much as she did in high school). We exchanged numbers and everything. It was pretty weird in a surreal/irony/small world type of way.

In retrospect I think I could have very easily asked her "Hey what are you doing after work" and banged her afterwards but real talk I was really hungry and just wanted to eat my pizza.
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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In retrospect I think I could have very easily asked her "Hey what are you doing after work" and banged her afterwards but real talk I was really hungry and just wanted to eat my pizza.


bro, there is nothing wrong with this.
can't fuck on an empty stomach.
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that would be a brilliant reversal of a tried and true porno formula.


ahahahahahahaha
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that would be a brilliant reversal of a tried and true porno formula.
i agree. do it and post the interesting story of how it went wrong here
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
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i agree. do it and post the interesting story of how it went wrong here

humorously inevitable
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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Also YM it is literally never too late!

I don't know, I think it'd be pretty hard to learn music theory and play, say, a guitar from the age of ~18 (by myself mind you) while balancing other responsibilities which will probably increase in number as the years pass.
don't be so sure. my uncle didn't pick up a guitar until he was ~20 iirc and now he is a successful jazz musician and recording artiste

ALSO HE IS GOING TO SEE MARK KNOPFLER AT THE ALBERT HALL AND I AM GOING TO MURDER HIM
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredr bored bored
bored bored bored bored bored bofred bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

i feel the same YM, i wish i'd continued with piano now. or guitar, or even violin i'm such a big fat quitter.
mum says she'll think about paying for piano lessons come the summer holidays :)
i'm such a big fat quitter.

I blame all my shittyness at music on this.
did somebody say piano playing

i don't know any pianists anymore :(
if i had to choose between gam-make and music i would pick the former anyway

edit: piano was my first

i haven't touched one in years but would not be opposed to a tasteful keytar
why?

personally i don't think game making will get you the girls you desire
that doesn't matter though when you're already sexy

music making is only an accessory at that point
hahahaha geodude!
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i don't know any pianists anymore :(
i know loads it's weird. in fact, i can think of 7 on the top of my head! my years full of em.

though obviously the recorder is the coolest instrument ever(and the only one i mastered).
(i dont actually believe that)
I can't get the punchline "12 inch pianist" out of my head. thanks guys.