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Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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author=Gourd_Clae
This is my least favorite thing:
http://www.death-clock.org/

...Are you okay, Gourd?
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
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author=Gourd_Clae
This is my least favorite thing:
http://www.death-clock.org/


This is my most favourite thing:

Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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Insert a "Childhoods Ruined" meter here.
author=Gourd_Clae
This is my least favorite thing:
http://www.death-clock.org/


You will live to be 97 years, 7 months and 2 days old!

WTF
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
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'You will live to be 81 years, 9 months and 16 days old!'

I have nothing to fear yet, it seems. :D

Now let's try this thing with the worst possible lifestyle >:)

You will live to be 23 years, 4 months and 8 days old!
I'm happy not to be the person who has smoked like a chimney for whole his life, is constantly drunk and has a BMI of 45, and is suicidal. XD
author=Yellow Magic
author=Gourd_Clae
This is my least favorite thing:
http://www.death-clock.org/
...Are you okay, Gourd?
I'm fine, why do you ask?

@ivory Meanie, you're supposed to live longer than me! Probably the worst part about that is it actually counts down to your death in seconds.

@Jeroen Wow, I feel bad for overweight suicidal drunks who smoke like chimneys.
Adon237
if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn
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I wish I was one of those Japanese people who can live to an old age, if they make the correct choices and avoid accidents and getting murdered.

At time of testing you are 14 years, 2 months and 15 days old.

Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 24th February 2079

You will live to be 80 years, 7 months and 1 days old!
24244 Days, 20 Hours, 43 Minutes, 38 Seconds...

I will have to take this test when I am an adult, because these tests are never accurate for not adults.

edit:
not to mention they are not accurate ever
though 80 seems pretty fair, i would prefer 100 if I can still function like a semi-human being.

Wait, I just changed my country to Finland and my life expectancy was like boosted by a couple of months. Do Finnish people live long? What about Canadians?
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
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It's a test based on statistics. If you have a BMI of above 35 then you're less likely to live as long, for example.. though BMI is a bit silly because it's based by height/weight, and weight doesn't necessarily indicate fatness or specify areas which you are particularly fatty (it's worse to have fat around the heart than the belly, of course (apple vs. pear shape)).

But if you want to live a long time, eat plenty of freshwater fish and get as many antioxidants as you possibly can. At the very least they'll make you APPEAR less old if they don't prolong your demise. :D
Gourd-
Erm what o.o You got longer than 97 years??
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
Dogs are a man's best friend? More like a man's most bothersome and least independent pest.

My parents bought this pest 6-7 years ago, have hated it ever since and when I got home, the mite jackass had layed several wet landmines on the floor.

I hope it dies soon. I would be happy.
What are you talking about, they're the most fun pet you'll ever get! I've used one to test if my accuracy was good when I was far away using a toy gun. It went "arooo" so it must mean I did something right, right?
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
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Dogs are better than humans! I wanna be a crazy dog lady when I grow up. :3
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
Cats are more useful and independent, IMO. They kill the damn rodents and don't bark like an imbecile.
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
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Cats can't do this.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
In other news, rational, calculating, socially awkward penguin me has become irrational, impetuous, even more socially awkward penguin me!

Jays for love! >.<
Ok just got back from an email and it says the waiting list for the equestrian beginner's lessons is 2-3 years. WTF?!
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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author=Caz
Cats can't do this.

So.
If that happened to me, I'd install some jetpack prosthetics.
Rocks are the best pets, they are always quiet and don't complain when you throw them to people.
author=Nightowl
Cats are more useful and independent, IMO. They kill the damn rodents and don't bark like an imbecile.

Useful? Or harmful eradicators?

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds

"Cat predation is one of the reasons why one in three American bird species are in decline."