ZOMBIE INVASION
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If there was a zombie invasion, do you think the military would make short work of it? Would the goverment cover it up? What would you do? Where would you go? Would the goverment nuke the world? What do you think?
Discuss.
Discuss.
Well, for all your Zombie surviving needs there is the Zombie Survival Handbook. That has some good tips.
The government would probably just nuke the world. Why not, might as well get rid of the whole problem at once.
The government would probably just nuke the world. Why not, might as well get rid of the whole problem at once.
who would survive? or maybe stay in space and then nuke the world... then just live off the remaining scraps of the earth?
I'd wrap my entire body in duct tape and toss myself down into the basement, like the government told me to. ::)
I think I saw this topic in another forum a while ago...
anyway I think I would go to a deserted island, or stay in some kind of ship, I don't think zombies can swim, and I think they would rot to death (again) before crossing the sea.
anyway I think I would go to a deserted island, or stay in some kind of ship, I don't think zombies can swim, and I think they would rot to death (again) before crossing the sea.
I wouldn't run away like any of you cowardly bastards. I would become the hero and fight them all off, and then when i have about 50 surrounding me i would then run. :P
Why do people always have this misconception that zombies want to eat people?
Sure, they are diffrent from us, but who is to say they can't integrate into our society? Maybe they just want to be friends, or be loved? I can't imagine being a zombie is a very easy thing. They go through trials and hardships just like we do. In fact, I think we have more in common with zombies than we think. I believe if we juts sit down and talk with them we can work out our differences and come together. Maybe that is all they want, is some equal rights?
Knowing society, they will probably gun them down without even asking their name, or how their day was.
Sure, they are diffrent from us, but who is to say they can't integrate into our society? Maybe they just want to be friends, or be loved? I can't imagine being a zombie is a very easy thing. They go through trials and hardships just like we do. In fact, I think we have more in common with zombies than we think. I believe if we juts sit down and talk with them we can work out our differences and come together. Maybe that is all they want, is some equal rights?
Knowing society, they will probably gun them down without even asking their name, or how their day was.
Napalm works well.
Also, Ninjascorpio - I request that you start putting more thought into your numerous posts. I'm not asking for Shakespeare, but damn man, quantity does not equal quality.
Also, Ninjascorpio - I request that you start putting more thought into your numerous posts. I'm not asking for Shakespeare, but damn man, quantity does not equal quality.
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Napalm works well.
Also, Ninjascorpio - I request that you start putting more thought into your numerous posts. I'm not asking for Shakespeare, but damn man, quantity does not equal quality.
fine.... but ill still shoot the zombies -.-
I would try to contact people I know. Being in some heavy emotional anguish if I find out bunches of them have turned but also having all that nerdy movie knowledge in the back of my head.
If people I knew survived I'd get together with them. And then there are a couple of possibilities. There's a military garrison near my town. If they had gotten the defense going and rounded up survivors in that I'd follow instructions and get my ass over there as quickly as possible. Probably being drafted into guard duty while I'm at it since it's only a couple of years since I went to the military.
If this garrison was inoperable due to. Well. Zombies. I'd try to get some supplies from a supermarket and then take our car and go out to the countryside to our summer cottage. I'd bring a radio to see if I can get official information.
Hopefully my supplies would last for a while and I'd see how well I'd survive out there in the woods (fortunately we at least have a well. Too bad it's an electric pump so when the electricity dies I'd have to start digging or something. The summer cottage can make it fairly well without electricity otherwise. But I'd be in some serious trouble when it'd go out)
I don't know how I'd survive the winter. Perhaps by fall some time I'd take a risk and just get into some bigger town to see just how shite it all has become. But I hope that by that time I'd found some radio broadcast or something similar to track down. The country is so sparsely populated that finding pockets that are easy to defend shouldn't be impossible.
Man. I've thought too much about zombie invasions. But they're fun :D
If people I knew survived I'd get together with them. And then there are a couple of possibilities. There's a military garrison near my town. If they had gotten the defense going and rounded up survivors in that I'd follow instructions and get my ass over there as quickly as possible. Probably being drafted into guard duty while I'm at it since it's only a couple of years since I went to the military.
If this garrison was inoperable due to. Well. Zombies. I'd try to get some supplies from a supermarket and then take our car and go out to the countryside to our summer cottage. I'd bring a radio to see if I can get official information.
Hopefully my supplies would last for a while and I'd see how well I'd survive out there in the woods (fortunately we at least have a well. Too bad it's an electric pump so when the electricity dies I'd have to start digging or something. The summer cottage can make it fairly well without electricity otherwise. But I'd be in some serious trouble when it'd go out)
I don't know how I'd survive the winter. Perhaps by fall some time I'd take a risk and just get into some bigger town to see just how shite it all has become. But I hope that by that time I'd found some radio broadcast or something similar to track down. The country is so sparsely populated that finding pockets that are easy to defend shouldn't be impossible.
Man. I've thought too much about zombie invasions. But they're fun :D
author=iamnot link=topic=1098.msg16096#msg16096 date=1210572828
Why do people always have this misconception that zombies want to eat people?
Sure, they are diffrent from us, but who is to say they can't integrate into our society? Maybe they just want to be friends, or be loved? I can't imagine being a zombie is a very easy thing. They go through trials and hardships just like we do. In fact, I think we have more in common with zombies than we think. I believe if we juts sit down and talk with them we can work out our differences and come together. Maybe that is all they want, is some equal rights?
Knowing society, they will probably gun them down without even asking their name, or how their day was.
ZOMBI3 GR0UP HUG!
Also, this is something that troubles me everyday. Hopefully it will be like Shaun of the Dead.
I just edited Ninjascorpio's signature because it was absolutely ridiculous.
author=WIP link=topic=1098.msg16180#msg16180 date=1210618049
I just edited Ninjascorpio's signature because it was absolutely ridiculous.
is it because it was too long? so yeah i changed it...
Canada. My telescopic baton is most deadly legal weapon I can have. There would be massive zerg rushes to the police stations and malls. My house is zombie proof. I can rip out the stairs in my entry way and they can't get to me. Plus, my attic needs a latter to get into. Starvation is what would kill me.
Yes, I'm aware that I'm totally insane.
Yes, I'm aware that I'm totally insane.
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If there was a zombie invasion, do you think the military would make short work of it? Would the goverment cover it up? What would you do? Where would you go? Would the goverment nuke the world? What do you think?
Discuss.
This is basically the subject of my (and a million other) comic book(s). I've been thinking about it a lot.
It really depends on the source. In my comic book, most of the undead are being controlled by an omniscient and powerful "other" and more of the high-ranking zombies are intelligent, and possess the skills they had in life (for example - Zombie Stalin).
Fast/viral zombies are also worrysome because they're super fast, super strong, and infect people.
But if there was some kind of slow/stupid zombie invasion, I think we'd all basically be okay. If the Government didn't take care of them, basically everyone in my home state has/knows how to operate a rifle, so I know at least the ol' West would be safe.




















