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Goreteethnaut
Dusty pokes the ground to the bidding of his master. After several attempts, Dusty has made a sufficient crack in the ground (rolled 4). Dusty rears up in satisfaction. As he hits the ground, the weight of his body (90% sparkles) causes the crack to creep up the wall and around the crevice.
LockeZ
Almost scarily anticipating exactly what would happen you kick the wall on the weak spot Dusty created. The wall crumbles (rolled 5) to reveal a bright swirling mass. The party is hit with a huge heat wave and suddenly realizes it’s the Earth’s core!
Grey and Trihan
Both stylishly pull out their shades to accommodate for the breaking of the wall and the exposure of the light.
Xalos
As the wall is now completely gone, you embarrassingly jump onto nothing. The rest of the party looks at you worriedly. You know they’re all thinking your mental as you join them to observe the result of the broken wall.
Zombiegook
To your command, Bacquerel clambers onto your shiny new go-kart. Given nothing else to do, Bacquerel falls asleep in a fluffy ball in the warmth of the seat.
Suddenly a flare shoots off of the core! Unnaturally it starts to swirl before you. Circling faster and faster while the party is in a mixture of awe and shock. The flare lashes out at Zombiegook! The party regains their consciousness and prepares for battle. (I imagine Goreteethnaut spits to the side. Pting!)
Enemies:
Core Flare
While in the light of the core, all players without shades have -1 roll
Dusty pokes the ground to the bidding of his master. After several attempts, Dusty has made a sufficient crack in the ground (rolled 4). Dusty rears up in satisfaction. As he hits the ground, the weight of his body (90% sparkles) causes the crack to creep up the wall and around the crevice.
LockeZ
Almost scarily anticipating exactly what would happen you kick the wall on the weak spot Dusty created. The wall crumbles (rolled 5) to reveal a bright swirling mass. The party is hit with a huge heat wave and suddenly realizes it’s the Earth’s core!
Grey and Trihan
Both stylishly pull out their shades to accommodate for the breaking of the wall and the exposure of the light.
Xalos
As the wall is now completely gone, you embarrassingly jump onto nothing. The rest of the party looks at you worriedly. You know they’re all thinking your mental as you join them to observe the result of the broken wall.
Zombiegook
To your command, Bacquerel clambers onto your shiny new go-kart. Given nothing else to do, Bacquerel falls asleep in a fluffy ball in the warmth of the seat.
Suddenly a flare shoots off of the core! Unnaturally it starts to swirl before you. Circling faster and faster while the party is in a mixture of awe and shock. The flare lashes out at Zombiegook! The party regains their consciousness and prepares for battle. (I imagine Goreteethnaut spits to the side. Pting!)
Enemies:
Core Flare
While in the light of the core, all players without shades have -1 roll
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Dude, one turn in and we're attacking the Earth's core.
I like this game.
I attempt to shatter the Earth's core with my special skill, Meteor Impact. The meteor should strike with enough force to send this wretched planet into its dying throes!
I like this game.
I attempt to shatter the Earth's core with my special skill, Meteor Impact. The meteor should strike with enough force to send this wretched planet into its dying throes!
I roll a die to determine which of my belongings I will use against this foe!
1 - Whip
2 - Rollerskates
3 - Snowball
4 - Chainsaw
5 - RC Car
6 - Deck of cards
1 - Whip
2 - Rollerskates
3 - Snowball
4 - Chainsaw
5 - RC Car
6 - Deck of cards
author=Trihan
I roll a die to determine which of my belongings I will use against this foe!1 - Whip
2 - Rollerskates
3 - Snowball
4 - Chainsaw
5 - RC Car
6 - Deck of cards
Rolled 5
author=LockeZ
Dude, one turn in and we're attacking the Earth's core.
I like this game.
I figured you might start getting bored if I put you through a bunch of puzzlish type things first.
Everyone's abilities were slightly changed when you gave them to me. This might affect how you use them and things so please look at them in your player descriptions in the OP.
In that case, I send my RC Car flying at the core!
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I know they're two different things and I'm definitely targetting the core because my goal is to destroy Planet Earth. However, since my skill is an AOE, I assume it will hurt the flare too.
I use my squirt gun I hope there is a blacksmith or something in the future to improve my gun, cause now I imagine myself like this:
and probably everyone.
and probably everyone.
I yell and leap at the core flare fist swinging wildly, also how exactly does inhale work? since the way you worded it it sounds like it only works on inanimate objects and transforming into something that's inanimate isn't much use.
author=Nightowl
Zombiegook can inhale and swallow living things
Place the go-kart with squirrel somewhere safe and lock it. While you're at it, blindly toss the chainsaw at the core.
author=Blobofgoo
Name: Zombiegook
Ability: Inhale (Can transform into other objects by swallowing them, 2's do nothing, 1's work but do not do what was intended)
Abilities were changed remember.
author=xavionauthor=BlobofgooAbilities were changed remember.
Name: Zombiegook
Ability: Inhale (Can transform into other objects by swallowing them, 2's do nothing, 1's work but do not do what was intended)
Actually I did mean to put living things. Also, you can't "swallow" enemies, but you can "chew" small enemies to get their stuff.
Trihan
Using his remote control, Trihan zooms the car straight at the core flare. It’s gaining speed quickly and… Oh no, a bump! The RC car launches into the air and smashes into the core. Unfortunately being singed in the process. It looks like it’s still salvageable though and the light of the core and the core flare has slightly dimmed.
LockeZ
You summon a meteor from the cosmos. Whoa! It’s a big one! Without any contemplation you jump onto the meteor and start laughing maniacally. Thankfully Oakley is smart enough to throw you his shades. You wouldn’t want to ride that close without them. Everyone watches as your meteor crashes into the core and pushes it up against the wall. The impact of the meteor squeezes more light out of the core and leaves it in somewhat of an oval shape. As you jump off of the meteor that burst into a lot of fiery pebbles. The core’s flare seems distracted in awe at the new heat. The core has lost enough light for you not to need shades anymore. No more -1.
Grey
The perfect chance! The flare is too busy pondering the heat of the meteor bits to notice you pull out your squirt gun. In your mind you think, “Water. It must hate water.” You fire off a single spray of water at the monstrosity and it immediately disintegrates into steam when it gets close to it. At least it didn’t notice.
Goreteethnaut
Crack! The whip slashes across the flare’s body of flames. The core doesn’t dim like it did for the rest of the attacks, but the flare did lose some flame. The adrenaline doesn’t stop coming though. You flash your hand back and forth, beating the flare into nothingness…almost. The flare has stopped examining the heat and is now firing up itself.
Core Flare
Enraged at the loss of some flame, the flare wraps around Goreteethnaut and starts to suffocate him with newly produced smoke. Goreteethnaut has -1 roll and will be affected by other peoples actions while in this position.
Xalos
You spring towards the flare and pummel it with your raging fists. Unfortunately, you also pummeled out some of Goreteethnaut’s teeth. On top of that, your hands were scorched from the flames of the flare and will have -1 roll. The light dims even more.
Zombiegook
Bacquerel sits in the comfort of your go kart. The chainsaw flies from your hand and somehow starts up. It’s blade flings up sparks from the core’s molten flesh. The core is now a dark orange and it’s starting to get hard to see. The core looks like it’s gotten somewhat smaller.
Enemies:
Core Flare
Using his remote control, Trihan zooms the car straight at the core flare. It’s gaining speed quickly and… Oh no, a bump! The RC car launches into the air and smashes into the core. Unfortunately being singed in the process. It looks like it’s still salvageable though and the light of the core and the core flare has slightly dimmed.
LockeZ
You summon a meteor from the cosmos. Whoa! It’s a big one! Without any contemplation you jump onto the meteor and start laughing maniacally. Thankfully Oakley is smart enough to throw you his shades. You wouldn’t want to ride that close without them. Everyone watches as your meteor crashes into the core and pushes it up against the wall. The impact of the meteor squeezes more light out of the core and leaves it in somewhat of an oval shape. As you jump off of the meteor that burst into a lot of fiery pebbles. The core’s flare seems distracted in awe at the new heat. The core has lost enough light for you not to need shades anymore. No more -1.
Grey
The perfect chance! The flare is too busy pondering the heat of the meteor bits to notice you pull out your squirt gun. In your mind you think, “Water. It must hate water.” You fire off a single spray of water at the monstrosity and it immediately disintegrates into steam when it gets close to it. At least it didn’t notice.
Goreteethnaut
Crack! The whip slashes across the flare’s body of flames. The core doesn’t dim like it did for the rest of the attacks, but the flare did lose some flame. The adrenaline doesn’t stop coming though. You flash your hand back and forth, beating the flare into nothingness…almost. The flare has stopped examining the heat and is now firing up itself.
Core Flare
Enraged at the loss of some flame, the flare wraps around Goreteethnaut and starts to suffocate him with newly produced smoke. Goreteethnaut has -1 roll and will be affected by other peoples actions while in this position.
Xalos
You spring towards the flare and pummel it with your raging fists. Unfortunately, you also pummeled out some of Goreteethnaut’s teeth. On top of that, your hands were scorched from the flames of the flare and will have -1 roll. The light dims even more.
Zombiegook
Bacquerel sits in the comfort of your go kart. The chainsaw flies from your hand and somehow starts up. It’s blade flings up sparks from the core’s molten flesh. The core is now a dark orange and it’s starting to get hard to see. The core looks like it’s gotten somewhat smaller.
Enemies:
Core Flare
I tackle Goreteethnaut to try and selflessly sacrifice myself by replacing them in the confines of the core flare.
So inhale allows you to temporarily gain small enemies/objects traits/abilities by eating/chewing them?
So inhale allows you to temporarily gain small enemies/objects traits/abilities by eating/chewing them?
I pose as a team with Reg (because shit just got real) and command him to run up to the core flare and attempt to free Goreteethnaut from its clutches.

















