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Original text:
"Is this the real life?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is a really live?"
We are a tv show, it makes sense.
"Is this the real life?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is a really live?"
We are a tv show, it makes sense.
Original:
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Bingified:
Follow. To give. When men at the entrance of the cave, creating bold, can protect very harsh to voinisi him, how he only lived by man, and fought. Bone completely in his Lair because it contains detailed information about 50 people. If you're unsure of Knights brave, courage, get your death or more, large teeth and robust all-latency villain.
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Bingified:
Follow. To give. When men at the entrance of the cave, creating bold, can protect very harsh to voinisi him, how he only lived by man, and fought. Bone completely in his Lair because it contains detailed information about 50 people. If you're unsure of Knights brave, courage, get your death or more, large teeth and robust all-latency villain.
Original text:
"I'm playing Red Dead Redemption right now."
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I now listen to red dead redemption."
Yep, I don't just play it, I listen.
"I'm playing Red Dead Redemption right now."
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I now listen to red dead redemption."
Yep, I don't just play it, I listen.
So I thought I'd use the translator for some really important situations if you were in a foreign country. A lot of people are going to die..
Original text:
"Look out, there's a snake!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Find snake"
Original text:
"I need water."
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I'm will be water."
Original text:
"I've broken my legs! Help me, I can't walk! IT HUUUURRRTTSSSSS!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I bought it? Users will be able to help huuuurrrttssss."
Original text:
""I'm going to have to cut off your arm - it's the only way! I'm sorry!""
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"They made plans to close his hand, is the only way! The grace of God!"
Original text:
"Look out, there's a snake!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Find snake"
Original text:
"I need water."
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I'm will be water."
Original text:
"I've broken my legs! Help me, I can't walk! IT HUUUURRRTTSSSSS!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I bought it? Users will be able to help huuuurrrttssss."
Original text:
""I'm going to have to cut off your arm - it's the only way! I'm sorry!""
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"They made plans to close his hand, is the only way! The grace of God!"















