POKEMON PUNS
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Welcome, pokefanatics of all ages, to my forum game, Pokemon Puns!
Write here(heh) you will type down puns involving the names of pokemon, any and all are welcome!
What would these puns look like? well I deino, lemme raichu a few....
-Golurk somewhere else!
-I can post 'em, so, wynaut?
-Don't be a slowpoke, post some!
So, without further budew, write em up! I'm seaking your help on these!
Write here(heh) you will type down puns involving the names of pokemon, any and all are welcome!
What would these puns look like? well I deino, lemme raichu a few....
-Golurk somewhere else!
-I can post 'em, so, wynaut?
-Don't be a slowpoke, post some!
So, without further budew, write em up! I'm seaking your help on these!
pun in spanish means fart...
I'm not so familiar with pokemon as I remember, neither am I good with rhymes.
I'm not so familiar with pokemon as I remember, neither am I good with rhymes.
author=MrChearlie
pun in spanish means fart...
I'm not so familiar with pokemon as I remember, neither am I good with rhymes.
It doesn't have to rhyme, it merely has to sound punny. See that? That's a terrible pun right there.
The example Wynaut: This spelling is the spelling of the pokemon, yet it SOUNDS like "why not?" and so I put it like that in the sentence.
author=Blobofgoo
- Weville destroy you!
- Ivysaur from running too long
- Got it! I'm onix
I can roggenrola with this, we're getting quite scrafty.
Quit Slaking with these!
You know you can't shelder yourself from them!
It doesn't matter if you're on your own tropius island, just chimeco in!
I might have anorith one, but not right now, I gotta get some vanilite icecream.
You know you can't shelder yourself from them!
It doesn't matter if you're on your own tropius island, just chimeco in!
I might have anorith one, but not right now, I gotta get some vanilite icecream.
Everytime you undress I hide in the closet and pikachu.
I got so excited when you hugged me I had a little squirtle in my pants.
I got so excited when you hugged me I had a little squirtle in my pants.
author=Little Wing Guy
Everytime you undress I hide in the closet and pikachu.
I got so excited when you hugged me I had a little squirtle in my pants.
Those were so oddish and over used, I might get haunter by them.
Anyone can pull a pokemon pun out of their arcues, it takes a special bit of effort to delibird them with flareon.
So come on! I have a great virizion of puns to be had!
author=Little Wing Guy
I don't really care if my puns emboar you. I find your attitude very unfezant.
I don't mean to sound grumpig, but I had to say I've heard them before.
However, you exeggutor those well, so let's let flygons be flygons Eh?
Let me take you on a magikarp-et ride.
Wow, that was onix-pected.
Don't smoke too much or the Weedle run out.
Wow, that was onix-pected.
Don't smoke too much or the Weedle run out.
author=wildwes
Let me take you on a magikarp-et ride.
Wow, that was onix-pected.
Don't smoke too much or the Weedle run out.
The last one was a bit oddish, however I would like to see you come up with anorith one. You guys are getting boldore......
-When it comes to screaming, I'm the wailord.
-If you love somebody, you better smoochum.
-Who needs a reason? Natu, as far as I can tell.
Anywho, good luck thinking of some mew ones.
I'll allow repeats in certain circumstances, just don't do them back to back in your posts. That would be onix-eptable.
YOUR BANNETTE
Why don't you bayleef me?
Wish upon an omastar
Would you please probopass the potatoes?
I need you to watchog my stuff.
(Yes, I lampent at how awful these are) :<
Why don't you bayleef me?
Wish upon an omastar
Would you please probopass the potatoes?
I need you to watchog my stuff.
(Yes, I lampent at how awful these are) :<
This is not snover!
I'll still rule this thread like a tyranitar, after all, I can pull these things out my arceus like a pro!
I'm allowing additional pun opportunities!
Pokemon moves and abilities that are uniquely relatively uniquely named.
Ex:
My superpower is unmatched!
Hitmonchan rules with an Iron fist
Hear me loudred clear?
Synchronize with me in this, and post with great agility!
I'll still rule this thread like a tyranitar, after all, I can pull these things out my arceus like a pro!
I'm allowing additional pun opportunities!
Pokemon moves and abilities that are uniquely relatively uniquely named.
Ex:
My superpower is unmatched!
Hitmonchan rules with an Iron fist
Hear me loudred clear?
Synchronize with me in this, and post with great agility!
It doesn't appear many people want to Chatot you. The reason is Unown. It's Audino boring kind of way.
When my moggy took a piss on the carpet, I was faced with a choice: do I get rid of the caterpie?
When a rasta use power tools to make hole in da wall, he beedrillin'.
I was late for school so I had to make a rapidash for the bus.
I almost got lucky with this girl once but my fingers are clumsy and she was wearing abra.
Take your shoes off before you come inside, they're covered in muk.
When a rasta use power tools to make hole in da wall, he beedrillin'.
I was late for school so I had to make a rapidash for the bus.
I almost got lucky with this girl once but my fingers are clumsy and she was wearing abra.
Take your shoes off before you come inside, they're covered in muk.
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