CLASSIC TELEVISION/MOVIE LINES!

I don't watch much television anymore. Mostly anime, and I'm failing at thinking of quotes, except my absolute favorite, from Serial Experiments: Lain:
"Look at me, I'm committing suicide!" as one of her personas appears and begins to physically strangle the physical form of another one of her personas.
As for movies, there's the quote database on IMDB for that. =)

Lots of great ones in these-

Girl Interrupted:
"What kind of sex isn't casual?"
"No one cares if you die, Lisa, because you're dead already. Your heart is cold. That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this place to feel alive. It's pathetic."
"So, what's your diag-nonsense?"
-Yoga Instructor: Now what kind of a tree can you be, Janet, down there on the floor?
Janet: I'm a fucking shrub, all right?-
"That is not fair. That is not *fair*! That is *not fair*! Seventy-four is the perfect weight! "
-Margie: Joe wants me to...... before the wedding.
Lisa: Fuck his brains out? Use a rubber."
-Random Dude: Do you see purple people? My friend, he saw purple people. And so the state came and took him away. He didn't like that. Some time went by and, and he told 'em he didn't see purple people no more.
Susanna: He got better.
Random Dude: No, he still sees 'em.-
-Valerie: Did you enjoy the fresh air Lisa?
Lisa: Yeah, Val, I did. Thanks
Valerie: Good, 'cause it's the last time you're leaving the ward.
Lisa: Is that a dare, or a double dare?-
"You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just- There's way too many just begging to be pressed,they're just begging to be pressed,you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?"
"You're playing Betty Crocker and cut up like a god damn Virginia ham. "
"Tell me that you don't take that blade and drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down. "
-Daisy: My father loves me.
Lisa: I bet, with every inch of his manhood-

My favorite:
"Once it's in your head though, you can't stop thinking about it... You become this... strange new breed... A life form that loves to fantasize about its own demise... Make a stupid remark... Kill yourself. You like the movie? Live. Miss the train, kill yourself."



The Ballad of Jack and Rose:

"If you don't like your situation, then change it. If you can't change it, then leave it. It's your fucking life, man."
"Pretty soon you won't be able to take a piss on this island without fifteen people clapping."

Bleh, Quote DB fails for that one, those are the two I remember specifically though.


Howl's moving castle:

(on a spell burned into the table) "'You who followed a falling star, your heart shall soon be mine' ....That can't be good for the table."
"I give up... I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful."
"I wonder what Howl disguised himself as? Surely not a crow. Can't be a pigeon, he's too flamboyant for that.
...That could be him."
"Looks like we have another addition to the family. Hmmm, you've got quite a nasty spell on you too, huh? Seems everyone in this family's got problems. "
"No, No, No! Don't do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel! "
-Sophie: They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst.
Calcifer: Yeah, but no one really believes that. Come on, let's be honest.-
"Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."
"He's calling the spirits of darkness... I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him! "


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Given that this is a forum full of nerds, I assume that I don't have to go through all the Monty Python and Army of Darkness quotes that belong on this page because we've already got them all memorized word-for-word, right?

Ive never seen a Monty Python movie, I just know of that scene where the guy gets his arms and legs cut off or something.

"It's all in the reflexes!"

I almost caught Army of Darkness the other day. It was over, though. Last scene before the credits rolled.

"Would you- would you care for a rat?" ~ Basil, Fawlty Towers

... my brain is fried. That's what happens when a friend tells you something completely shocking.

Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne: No.
Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking.