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[POLL] WOULD YOU SELL YOUR PARENTS ON RMN?

Poll

Would you sell your parents on RMN? - Results

Yes
5
15%
No
6
18%
If I ever had parents, I would
5
15%
I will never have parents
3
9%
I'd sell other things (grandparents, sister, etc.)
5
15%
I like turtles (I will post a comment below)
9
27%

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Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
3359
If RMN were to incorporate a third-party e-commerce shop to sell parents (sold in Africa or other legally obtainable countries) (or other kinds of family member owned by members of our community, but primarily parents), would you sell your parents on it?

Like I mentioned before, RMN would never directly host an e-slavery system - I don't have the lawyers, support staff, merchant services or any of the other half-dozen things to run a successful e-slavery site. But I could incorporate a third-party store to do that.

To my (limited) knowledge, there aren't that many places willing to sell parents (Walmart maybe? But they are more about their own slaves than general parent slaves).

Anywho, this is all hypothetical right now. I just want some feedback on this idea.
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702
sell all the family members for profit
I just like turtles.

I'd probably sell my brothers, but who'd want them. I'd probably have to pay someone to take them. :/
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
I like turtles.
No.
I love turtles.
I'm going to sell trihan and his scripting abilities to the highest bidder.
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
3359
They're already being used for someone at the moment. :P
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
3229
I think I'm one of the few people on Earth who geniunely gets on with their family, so no.

I'd totally sell Gourd though
Wait...haven't we sold parents before?
Hm, not my parents, but if my sister doesn't get me the Ocarina of Time replica I want need for my birthday I will sell her and use the money to get the ocarina. It's a brilliant plan. :P Too bad my b-day's about 5 months away... ;_;
Batman, you are on the wrong page. You need parents to sell.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
That... was perfect. If I could like that post I would, BGF. Instead I will just say this: good job. >.<)b
Hm, I have fights with them, but if RMN could promise me big bucks, yes.

And I'd sell Yellow Magic for the fun of it.
Addit
"Thou art deny the power of Aremen?!"
6394
If I would, I could.
BurningTyger
Hm i Wonder if i can pul somethi goff here/
1289
No one would buy them. They would try to thump everyone with their BIBLES.
Addit
"Thou art deny the power of Aremen?!"
6394
Maybe yours will but not mine.
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
6813
Do you take second-hand parents?

Maybe I'll do a 50% extra-free offer to lure people in..
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