NEED A BAR SIGN FOR LOCATION IN MY GAME - HAVE IT MAPPED BUT NEED THIS DETAIL

Hi,
I'm making a certain bar in my game, it's set in L.A. and it's called 'Camp Concentration' after a book by Thomas Disch. It's a science fiction story about a project where scientists try to force their subjects to become as intelligent as possible with drugs and experiments. But anyway, it fits into the story of my game, and I need a bar sign for this map. I tried to make one myself based on a pic I found online. Here's what I came up with.

But it totally clashed with the rest of the map. If there's anyway someone can help me make something like this with the smiling girl and maybe some neon colors, go crazy with your own design, it's supposed to come off as satirical and a bit sardonic. Also, I wouldn't mind if you made it more horizontal oriented than vertical so the font could be larger, but around this general size altogether, maximum like 150 pixels, though it might look better smaller... the above screenshot should be 640x480 which is the actual game resolution it needs to fit in. It would help me out a lot if someone is interested in doing this and has better photoshop skills than me, I'd appreciate it.