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BEING A GUY AND THE ISSUE WITH DRIPPING AFTER YOU PEE
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Jparker1984
2008
Jparker1984
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CloseDespite the comedic sound of this thread, im quite serious. As a guy you go take a quick piss, thats fine. When your done i find it annoying that you can shake your shit upward ten times, sometimes more. Yet when you zip up your pants, most of the time you still get piss on your leg.
StarSkipp
2007
Ten shakes is ridiculous, it should only take three at most! Maybe wearing a diaper would help? :D
Jparker1984
2008
lol my wife dose tell me i act like a baby... i was exagerating on teh ten shakes, more so I was posting about the frustation after you think you are ok, and you drip piss on your leg. For the record, a friend paid me $10.00 to post this on here. I would have done it for free though, but he don't need to know that lol.
Jparker1984
2008
@Avee:
lol get out of my head, I was coming here just now to post that very same thing.
lol get out of my head, I was coming here just now to post that very same thing.
TheNecromancer
3160
I looked for a vid on youtube and stopped when I found one of a guy peeing in his Depends for Men "diaper" u.u
Jparker1984
2008
author=Link_2112
I looked for a vid on youtube and stopped when I found one of a guy peeing in his Depends for Men "diaper" u.u
Lol, eww. Thats going a bit gross, why would someone put that on youtube. Here I thought dripping a little pee on your leg was embarrassing.
Jparker1984
2008
Sorry about the duplicate topic. I was doing all this from my phone. I must off donr it by accident
Mateui
1175
Serious reply incoming!
I find it helps if instead of just shaking, you take your index finger and thumb, put them on the base of your penis and squeeze, moving forward up to the glans to encourage any remaining urine to be expelled. (If you're uncircumcised I would advise pulling the foreskin back before you do this so you don't get any urine on it). Then use a square of toilet paper on the urethral opening to dry up any residue afterwards.
This is actually why I'm not a fan of urinals and will always use a stall if given an opportunity.
I find it helps if instead of just shaking, you take your index finger and thumb, put them on the base of your penis and squeeze, moving forward up to the glans to encourage any remaining urine to be expelled. (If you're uncircumcised I would advise pulling the foreskin back before you do this so you don't get any urine on it). Then use a square of toilet paper on the urethral opening to dry up any residue afterwards.
This is actually why I'm not a fan of urinals and will always use a stall if given an opportunity.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
author=Mateui
Serious reply incoming!
I find it helps if instead of just shaking, you take your index finger and thumb, put them on the base of your penis and squeeze, moving forward up to the glans to encourage any remaining urine to be expelled. (If you're uncircumcised I would advise pulling the foreskin back before you do this so you don't get any urine on it). Then use a square of toilet paper on the urethral opening to dry up any residue afterwards.
This is actually why I'm not a fan of urinals and will always use a stall if given an opportunity.
I recommend you go with this because, honestly, it works for me. Just wring it out.
guys
just sit down
the post-urination drip is because standing to pee screws up part of your urinary tract, and if you didn't drip then some of the urine could get trapped and give you an UTI. it's a PRIMAL FORCE
so don't make your body do that and just fucking sit, it's cleaner anyway than dribbling/splattering everywhere (even if you think you don't, YOU DO)
----- sincerely, resident gay man who has to deal with penises
just sit down
the post-urination drip is because standing to pee screws up part of your urinary tract, and if you didn't drip then some of the urine could get trapped and give you an UTI. it's a PRIMAL FORCE
so don't make your body do that and just fucking sit, it's cleaner anyway than dribbling/splattering everywhere (even if you think you don't, YOU DO)
----- sincerely, resident gay man who has to deal with penises
Since the topic's here, is it just me or does this phenomena always seem to happen in public restrooms? I can go in my own house with no trouble but out and about in funny-smelling places and I always seem to drip a little.
@Craze - Couldn't you just lean forward? That's what I do. What's with you guys who try to shake your penis? That just gets it everywhere.
God I hate that shit.
@Craze - Couldn't you just lean forward? That's what I do. What's with you guys who try to shake your penis? That just gets it everywhere.
author=Dyhalto
How about when your pee splits in half? I hate that shit.
God I hate that shit.
0range00
0
author=Dyhalto
How about when your pee splits in half? I hate that shit.
at least you can still aim somewhat.. But how about triple beam cannon? That's when it gets tricky.
and since we're talking about these issues.. How the heck do you deal with morning pee? (you know what kind)
sorry i only got questions and no answers, these are problematic issues to me too.
Sometimes I wonder why I stick around RMN.
And then I see a topic that makes the whole thing worthwhile.
And then I see a topic that makes the whole thing worthwhile.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
author=FlyingJester
Sometimes I wonder why I stick around RMN.
And then I see a topic that makes the whole thing worthwhile.
Who are you?
author=0range00author=Dyhaltoat least you can still aim somewhat.. But how about triple beam cannon? That's when it gets tricky.
How about when your pee splits in half? I hate that shit.
and since we're talking about these issues.. How the heck do you deal with morning pee? (you know what kind)
sorry i only got questions and no answers, these are problematic issues to me too.
I thought I'm not the only one who have problems,I already know how to manage double or triple split but when it ended I mostly have problem zipping it up without getting wet.
StarSkipp
2007
I always wanted to know what alibis guys come up with, when a stray beam goes a little too south? /me "It's tap water, honest!" is the most occuring, but you can only use it so many times. =o=
