being a guy and the issue with dripping after you pee Topic

Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.

3885

09/25/2013 03:41 PM

1 Never use urinals ever
2 Avoid public bathrooms altogether in general if possible
3 ???
4 PROFIT

Decky

I'm a dog pirate

19645

09/25/2013 04:21 PM

Awesome!

#1stworldproblems

FlyingJester

Living the Dream

1797

09/25/2013 05:00 PM

author=Deckiller
Awesome!

#1stworldproblems

Are you implying that the penises of the poor work differently because they are poor?

LockeZ

I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.

5958

09/25/2013 06:12 PM

Sit down on toilet, pee, use toilet paper when done

Alternately just zip up and forget it, the inside of your underwear is like God's natural toilet paper

Nightowl

Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.

1577

09/25/2013 07:45 PM

gonorrhea

actually i don't know what's going on

i tried okay

Dyhalto

7536

09/25/2013 11:35 PM

author=0range00
author=Dyhalto
How about when your pee splits in half? I hate that shit.
at least you can still aim somewhat..

Not really. When I think I have it under control, the streams do a contra spreadshot and each one hits different sides of the bowl. If I adjust to correct one, the other goes out of bounds and goes in the bathtub and fuuuuuuuck.

author=Jeroen_Sol
1 Never use urinals ever

I prefer urinals because I then don't have to aim. I have the whole side of a barn to shoot.

Gourd_Clae

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3896

09/26/2013 02:08 AM

author=StarSkipping
I always wanted to know what alibis guys come up with, when a stray beam goes a little too south? /me "It's tap water, honest!" is the most occuring, but you can only use it so many times. =o=

Say the truth then make a face that looks like I expect them to not believe me because I'm probably joking. Except I'm not~<3

Works like a charm every time.

Ratty524