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Suggest a crazy, funny solution to the above person's problem (not a realistic, logical solution) and then post a problem of your own.
Problems can be real or fictional.

Example
Problem: My pee stream keeps splitting in two. What should I do?
Solution: Tie a funnel around your hips using rubber bands.

Here's my problem:
My dog starts to bark madly every time the doorbell rings. What should I do?

Solution: Tie a funnel around its lips using rubber bands.

Problem: My brain keeps forgetting the speaky-things I need to construct proper long-talky things.
Roden
who could forget dear ratboy
3857
Solution: Tie a funnel around your head using rubber bands.

Problem: My legs wont stop walking, even when I sit or lie down.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
Solution: Amputate them.

Problem: For the life of me I can't memorize number sequences longer than 6 digits when they're spoken to me unless I'm requested to repeat them backwards.
Solution: Use Roman numerals instead. Have fun!

Problem: My feet always get cold right when I'm ready to go to bed.
Solution: Wear socks.

Problem: All GUI toolkits suck.
Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
6155
Solution: Sleep at the foot of your bed, and put your feet underneath your pillows.

Problem: I forget how to appear amiable and instead come across as "I want to be by myself go away." How does one appear friendly and approachable?
@FlyingJester
Solution: Build one from scratch.

@Isrieri
Solution: Take your shirt off.

Problem: How does one get his groove on?
Solution: One simply boogie woogies until it fits.

Problem: Welp! Doublepost!
Solution: Don't?

Problem:I forgot the problem! doth that count as a problem?
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
Solution: In a world where the perceived laws of space and time rely strictly on measurements humanity created for itself, given the inherently flawed nature of these things and how easily they can change as is the ever-fluctuating nature of all things, if a problem is forgotten and cannot be replicated through any means at the command of man, it can't be proven to have existed at all and therefore scientifically never did. Furthermore, if such a thing is not prevalent to the point of being understood by those outside the organism in which this supposed phenomenon occurs, what possible weight does this problem carry to indeed be classified as a problem?

Problem: I sometimes answer questions with questions.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Solution: What do you mean by "answer questions with questions?"

Problem: I don't make any money at my job, but it's easy and I'm too lazy to find real work.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Solution: Start living in a cardboard box and become a freegan.

Problem: There are four friends, boy A&B and girl A&B. Boy B Is enamoured with girl A, but when the four visit Rome, boy B finds out that boy A is also enamoured with girl A and vice versa. Boy B then, in his altruistic nature, calls upon girl B to make boy A and girl A into a pair. What does boy B do five months later?
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
Solution: Trick question, boy B gets hit by a bus.

Problem: I taught myself how to draw.
Solution: Invent a device that will erase all your memories.

Problem: I can't find any good turn based games these days, and I'm bored of all my older ones.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
Solution: Play Pokemon

Problem: My butt hurts.
Solution: PUNCH YOURSELF IN DA DICK

Problem: I never eat the leftovers and my fridge always ends up stinking. What should I do?
Solution: Don't make enough to have leftovers

Problem: AskiiSoft is taking awhile to produce new games and patients is out of the question

Askiisoft.com
Solution: Make your own games

Problem: I have a hard time holding back and end up demolishing my friends in competitive games
Addit
"Thou art deny the power of Aremen?!"
6394
Solution: Then find better friends.

Problem: I left the toaster oven on all night long when I was asleep. Should I go turn it off, or proceed with caution???
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