HOW ABOUT SOME CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.

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2008

author=Dudesoft
When Chuck Norris has a shower, the water doesn't hit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hits the water.

Or... Chuck Norris did a cannon ball into a pool once. Chuck Norris didn't get wet, the water got Chuck Norrised

UPRC

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

~snores~

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In Marvel vs. Capcom 4, every character will be Chuck Norris.

Formerly Luchi.

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Onions do not make Chuck Norris cry. He makes onions cry.

Living the Dream

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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There is an order to the universe, Space, Time, Chuck Norris.

EDIT: JK, Chuck Norris is First.

The TM is for Totally Magical.

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In the beginning, the Earth was but a void. Then God said, "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said, "Say, 'Please'."

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