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Mikey looks like Princess Fiona from Shrek (when in ogre form).

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Just showed this to my 4 year old (who is a big TMNT fan (naturally)).

here is what he said verbatim:

"What the- What the heck?"
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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author=sbester
The worst thing to me is Shredder though. Instead of a Japanese ninja fighter, he's some white dude who controls a black ops team or whatever.

...where in the trailer are you getting this from? Shredder only shows up for a split second. Are you assuming for some reason that one of the white dudes is Shredder?
It's in the casting. William Fichtner is Shredder and dude's white
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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author=LockeZ
author=sbester
The worst thing to me is Shredder though. Instead of a Japanese ninja fighter, he's some white dude who controls a black ops team or whatever.
...where in the trailer are you getting this from? Shredder only shows up for a split second. Are you assuming for some reason that one of the white dudes is Shredder?

It's not just the trailer. LA Times reports that the word out of Hollywood is that William Fichtner is playing Shredder. And again, it looks like the turtles are a genetic experiment bred to be supersoldiers in this one. I kind of have to agree with the post that questions whether our high tech government would breed supersoldiers and train them with thousand year old weapons.

EDIT: Sorry. Shredder's real name is Oroku Saki and no kind of white guy should play that.

EDIT 2: Maybe their creators are Beavis and Butthead types. "Heh. Ninjas are cool. Heh heh."
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Ah. Well that's weird, but I mean, you could probably get anyone to play Shredder, it would make no difference. He wears a mask, after all. You can't see his face.

It sounds to me like the turtles will not be government supersoldiers, not in the way you're suggesting, since the IMDB description says they live in the sewers and were trained by Splinter. Presumably it's some genetic project gone awry.
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
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To be fair, Michael Bay's only producing for it, i.e. paying for it. The director's name is Jonathan Liebesman.

You know, the director of the dismal Wrath of the Titans, Battle Los Angeles, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning? Yeah...

None of his movies have ever graced past the 6-star rating point. Judging by his past material, and the trailer, we're looking at a derivative movie that makes no sense, nor a coherent story, overlong and overburdened with cliches.

Not like you didn't know that already, but I do this kind of homework on the daily anyway.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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author=LockeZ
Ah. Well that's weird, but I mean, you could probably get anyone to play Shredder, it would make no difference. He wears a mask, after all. You can't see his face.

It sounds to me like the turtles will not be government supersoldiers, not in the way you're suggesting, since the IMDB description says they live in the sewers and were trained by Splinter. Presumably it's some genetic project gone awry.


Oh, right, yes. Of course they're not government controlled. That would negate the whole living-in-the-sewers aspect of the story. I simply meant that it looks like they were a deliberate experiment. Maybe they escaped. Or maybe they didn't turn out right and somehow managed to escape extermination.

author=CashmereCat
To be fair, Michael Bay's only producing for it, i.e. paying for it. The director's name is Jonathan Liebesman.

You know, the director of the dismal Wrath of the Titans, Battle Los Angeles, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning? Yeah...

None of his movies have ever graced past the 6-star rating point. Judging by his past material, and the trailer, we're looking at a derivative movie that makes no sense, nor a coherent story, overlong and overburdened with cliches.

Not like you didn't know that already, but I do this kind of homework on the daily anyway.


This being my biggest concern. Although...I did like Michael Bay's first Transformer's movie, though his second was absolutely terrible. I didn't even bother with the third. That he is only producing means nothing. Anyone's who's ever seen the director's cut of a movie (especially Blade Runner, Daredevil, and Highlander II: the Quickening--with the exception of Blade Runner, onscreen disasters with fabulous director's versions--in Blade Runner's case, a great movie in the theater with a spectacular director's cut) knows damn well that a producer has tremendous control over what ultimately ends up in the theater.

That Jonathan Liebesman is directing is definitely the worst news of I've had yet. My last hope is that the KEVIN EASTMAN and PETER LAIRD credits aren't just "Based on characters created by..."

I'll probably see the movie at the cheap show. If it sucks, I'll make sure to have the latest issue of Heavy Metal on hand so I can at least get some descent Eastman work.
Rave
Even newspapers have those nowadays.
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author=amerk
Yeah, outside of the original cartoons and maybe the very first movie, it seems nobody can get the TMNT's down pat.


I think this current 3D CGI cartoon that runs/ran on Nick (don't remember if it ended or not) is cool as well. But yeah, this movie, like recent... game (if you even can call it game) are big no-no.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=CashmereCat
To be fair, Michael Bay's only producing for it, i.e. paying for it.
Just because he's paying for it doesn't mean he has no influence in the project. Hell, in order for a producer to be interested in funding a project, they HAVE to be engaged in that project, or at least convinced that the project will sell and the director needs to be on his good side.

Even third parties like Wal-Mart, Coca Cola, all those other businesses whom you'd think would have no say in the direction of these movies actually have an influence in the development. How do you think product placement in mainstream film happens?


On topic, I'm sharing some of Kentona's feelings on this. It looks like all the charm of the original series was thrown out for the sake of making a horrifically derivative collateral damage action movie. I don't know, MAYBE it won't disappoint me when I actually see it in theaters, but the trailer certainly doesn't give me a good first impression.
I wonder if Michael Bay "hates" TMNT the same way he hated Transformers, but still went on to direct the films.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Michaelangelo's line at the end of the trailer is basically perfect, though.
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