SKILLS/VIRTUES YOU HAVE OR WISHED YOU HAD.
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author=brandonabley link=topic=1522.msg23913#msg23913 date=1216142901
I am not very good at many things but I have a pretty enormous penis!
(This is a dick measuring contest right?)
Ah, shit, me too. Perhaps we should start a club or a coalition?
author=Natook link=topic=1522.msg23931#msg23931 date=1216153488
Eh, thats the normal response to snare playing. There's really no good way of convincing you that playing snare or quints is ridiculously hard either.
I play snare.
My point is that you are probably assuming colorguard is a lot easier than it is!
author=Feldschlacht IV link=topic=1522.msg23937#msg23937 date=1216159928
Ah, shit, me too. Perhaps we should start a club or a coalition?
Okay but we will need to find a big room to meet in so that there is space for all of our oversized man-sausages.
I wish I could draw and color on gimp. I wish I could do all nighters on my playstation like I use too. I wish I could be super smart.
A thing I do have tho, is a bigger penis than bradonabley. (My penis was on ripley's believe it or not: the xrated special. Yup.....my penis is a superstar)
A thing I do have tho, is a bigger penis than bradonabley. (My penis was on ripley's believe it or not: the xrated special. Yup.....my penis is a superstar)
Thats nothing. My has seen the universe. It talk to aliens and everything. We even discover are own planet...in a different galaxey. Yup...I kno...you wish you had my NASA penis. Go head...marvel at its glory.
author=NightCloud link=topic=1522.msg24383#msg24383 date=1216418273Then how does it fit in your pants? Yeah, explain that >:(.
Thats nothing. My has seen the universe. It talk to aliens and everything. We even discover are own planet...in a different galaxey. Yup...I kno...you wish you had my NASA penis. Go head...marvel at its glory.
author=nickad link=topic=1522.msg24445#msg24445 date=1216447296
Then how does it fit in your pants? Yeah, explain that >:(.
Improbability pants!
author=brandonabley link=topic=1522.msg24480#msg24480 date=1216484559author=nickad link=topic=1522.msg24445#msg24445 date=1216447296
Then how does it fit in your pants? Yeah, explain that >:(.
Improbability pants!
And what would those do?
author=nickad link=topic=1522.msg24526#msg24526 date=1216520015author=brandonabley link=topic=1522.msg24480#msg24480 date=1216484559author=nickad link=topic=1522.msg24445#msg24445 date=1216447296
Then how does it fit in your pants? Yeah, explain that >:(.
Improbability pants!
And what would those do?
Well it gives the illusion that you have a normal size penis, but really its a gateway to everything and nothing or in other words...another dimension. Oh and the gate way is inside the pants. The outside looks like a regular pair a pants. Yup just another discovery I made while cruise the galaxy.
I wish I was patient, and not lazy. :(
author=narcodis link=topic=1522.msg26215#msg26215 date=1217760175
Basically, he has a quantum penis.
Quantum!!
I wish I had at least the most rudimentary sense of direction and didn't get lost every single time I get behind the wheel of a car.
Being able to do a lot of pushups doesn't mean much except that you are good at pushups.
If you're already proficient, start with at least 25 reps for 2 sets. Work on that everyday for a week or two, and then start doing 2 sets a day until failure. After about a month, you should be hitting high forties, two months high seventies, and then after that its just a matter of having a day when you're feeling really good, and then you'll hit 100. Focus on your technique, slow reps to build the slow-twitch muscle fibers in your shoulders and back.
If you're already proficient, start with at least 25 reps for 2 sets. Work on that everyday for a week or two, and then start doing 2 sets a day until failure. After about a month, you should be hitting high forties, two months high seventies, and then after that its just a matter of having a day when you're feeling really good, and then you'll hit 100. Focus on your technique, slow reps to build the slow-twitch muscle fibers in your shoulders and back.
I wish i could speak better english. (I can write it well but can't sometimes speak it well..) and i wish i could know how to use sword (There's a katana in my cabinet, it's decoration but it's rusted. So i keep it as a decoration)
I am very skillful at cooking. I used to be a Head Chef so i do know how to cook up some great meals. I'm just too lazy half the time so i'll order takeaway.
For skills, well I guess I'm that I'm pretty smart. It kinda comes naturally to me, I almost never study for tests and still get around perfect scores, while some of my friends have to study for hours and hours over weekends and weekends just to pass.
(I'm good at showing a complete lack of emotion on my face. Is that a skill?)
I'm also a relatively good musician. I wish I could be better, but I'm alright. (I can play piano and guitar.)
I'm also pretty good at conversation, and I can be a good entertainer. I'm good at like card tricks and stuff.
As for virtues, I can be pretty patient sometimes. (Not all the time though.) I'm also an incredibly generous person, and I try to help people a lot, even going out of my way to help them.
As for things I wish I had...
I wish I could be a neater person. Like, I'm not especially messy, but my handwriting is terrible sometimes and my desk is a mess, always.
I also have a major lack of ambition and self-confidence. I have no real goals.
I get really, really mad, when I'm trying to do something and someone is annoying me. Like for example, if I work on a school project or something with a couple of friends and I act serious to try to get it done, and it my friends screw around, I get really pissed. This always bothers me a lot after, and I wish I wouldn't do that.
I almost have a complete lack of respect for a lot of people. I wish that could be improved, (although sometimes I like it.)
I also really wish to be fluent in a lot of languages... That would be cool.
(I'm good at showing a complete lack of emotion on my face. Is that a skill?)
I'm also a relatively good musician. I wish I could be better, but I'm alright. (I can play piano and guitar.)
I'm also pretty good at conversation, and I can be a good entertainer. I'm good at like card tricks and stuff.
As for virtues, I can be pretty patient sometimes. (Not all the time though.) I'm also an incredibly generous person, and I try to help people a lot, even going out of my way to help them.
As for things I wish I had...
I wish I could be a neater person. Like, I'm not especially messy, but my handwriting is terrible sometimes and my desk is a mess, always.
I also have a major lack of ambition and self-confidence. I have no real goals.
I get really, really mad, when I'm trying to do something and someone is annoying me. Like for example, if I work on a school project or something with a couple of friends and I act serious to try to get it done, and it my friends screw around, I get really pissed. This always bothers me a lot after, and I wish I wouldn't do that.
I almost have a complete lack of respect for a lot of people. I wish that could be improved, (although sometimes I like it.)
I also really wish to be fluent in a lot of languages... That would be cool.
author=AznChipmunk link=topic=1522.msg27632#msg27632 date=1219166635
I almost have a complete lack of respect for a lot of people. I wish that could be improved, (although sometimes I like it.)
Jesus man, that's terrible. One of the most important realizations I've made is that everyone else is also a human being and deserves to be treated with respect until they give you a reason to do otherwise.
Lately I have been wishing I had the ability to not get drunk at inappropriate times.
author=brandonabley link=topic=1522.msg27636#msg27636 date=1219169233author=AznChipmunk link=topic=1522.msg27632#msg27632 date=1219166635
I almost have a complete lack of respect for a lot of people. I wish that could be improved, (although sometimes I like it.)
Jesus man, that's terrible. One of the most important realizations I've made is that everyone else is also a human being and deserves to be treated with respect until they give you a reason to do otherwise.
Okay, I was kinda exaggerating. It's just my Asian parents drive me nuts.





















