HOW BADLY COULD YOU FUCK UP THE WORLD IN YOUR CURRENT POSITION IN LIFE?
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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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ITT: we are sociopaths
author=SnowOwl
A couple of years ago I worked briefly at a nuclear power plant. I could have cause a meltdown, if I wished to (and didn't care about my own life).
Note to self: never let a person with suicidal thoughts work at a nuclear power plant.
More than you know, yet I'll leave that up to the corrupt system to destroy their own selves then peace at last.
Ummm...I'm a 26 year old compsci student with no contacts...
I think the world is safe.
At least until my giant orbital death ray is finally constructed. :P
I think the world is safe.
At least until my giant orbital death ray is finally constructed. :P
author=TauI'm in the power generation trade. Big machines, fuel burning, steam engines, carbon emissions, that sort of thing.
@Dyhalto - What the hell do you do? Wow.
Just wait til I get into a provincial power company and have the ability to make part of the country go dark.
Don't mind me. Just taking the opportunity to feel powerful for a change.
Um, let's see what could I do.
I could break into my dad's gun safe, steal a shotgun and some shells then start firing from atop a bridge onto a free-way. Maybe a gasoline truck might be strolling by.
The possibilities.
I could break into my dad's gun safe, steal a shotgun and some shells then start firing from atop a bridge onto a free-way. Maybe a gasoline truck might be strolling by.
The possibilities.
All I'd really need to do is head over to the White House and dropkick Obama in the balls. That alone would cause so much controversy, half the country would want my blood.
author=obsorber
More than you know, yet I'll leave that up to the corrupt system to destroy their own selves then peace at last.
I guess we'll add "Delusions of Grandeur" to the ever-growing list of crazy shit obsorber believes.
I don't know - he kinda has a point.
author=Stereolab's "Ping Pong"
Bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery
Huger slump and greater wars and a shallower recovery
Oh! I could turn off the main circuit right before my brother beats darksoul's new games +
I'll need a hiding place, however.
I'll need a hiding place, however.
I got my own growing motorcycle gang and ideas for a religion, future spiritual leader that is, but at the moment i can do jack and shit and jack left the town.
I like LockeZ's poop idea.
I like LockeZ's poop idea.
i could... blow people's minds with the... sealed secret shockingly contents of my mind. o_O i guess?
author=zacheatscrackers
All I'd really need to do is head over to the White House and dropkick Obama in the balls. That alone would cause so much controversy, half the country would want mybloodautograph.
Fixed.
Ten minutes.
I've no position of great power or access to anything lethal, but I did managed to think of a few things.
- I have access to as many as 13 mattresses at any moment. Most of you are surely aware of the kind of power that is, but for the uninitiated it means I could snap and start ripping off mattress tags and destroying lives.
- Submit a bunch of short function scripts to RMN in order to boost my makerscore and increase my locker size in order to run an illegal automated file sharing service.
- Keep a telemarketer on the phone forever. (They can't hang up on you.)
- Post a too good to be true script that crashes your computer by opening the RGSS
player over and over again or just plain starts deleting files off your computer. (Don't use eval loosely kids!)
- Go to the laundry room and start taking out all the laundry from the washing machines.
- Catfish the admin of a forum by pretending to be a young vulnerable woman with red hair that identifies as her favorite anime character Lina Inverse. Who needs help learning programming, but somehow grasps complex programming concepts way too quickly and starts releasing all the cool scripts everyone wants and is dear and near to everyone and no one really questions it. Except that one girl who warned everyone and seemed cold and cruel to the new girl until it's too late and they realize it's a man and stop posting all together from the shame and the forum is destroyed and converted into one of those ad sites for a waffle and sausage B&B named "The Red Herring". And in the darkness that bitter girl who warned everyone smiles... "Yes, in the ashes fools won't sing."
I've no position of great power or access to anything lethal, but I did managed to think of a few things.
- I have access to as many as 13 mattresses at any moment. Most of you are surely aware of the kind of power that is, but for the uninitiated it means I could snap and start ripping off mattress tags and destroying lives.
- Submit a bunch of short function scripts to RMN in order to boost my makerscore and increase my locker size in order to run an illegal automated file sharing service.
- Keep a telemarketer on the phone forever. (They can't hang up on you.)
- Post a too good to be true script that crashes your computer by opening the RGSS
player over and over again or just plain starts deleting files off your computer. (Don't use eval loosely kids!)
- Go to the laundry room and start taking out all the laundry from the washing machines.
- Catfish the admin of a forum by pretending to be a young vulnerable woman with red hair that identifies as her favorite anime character Lina Inverse. Who needs help learning programming, but somehow grasps complex programming concepts way too quickly and starts releasing all the cool scripts everyone wants and is dear and near to everyone and no one really questions it. Except that one girl who warned everyone and seemed cold and cruel to the new girl until it's too late and they realize it's a man and stop posting all together from the shame and the forum is destroyed and converted into one of those ad sites for a waffle and sausage B&B named "The Red Herring". And in the darkness that bitter girl who warned everyone smiles... "Yes, in the ashes fools won't sing."




















