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@Dudesoft: No, because they're not taking a train at all!

@JJJ7: Because Ansem deems it so!

@Han14:

1) Who says they haven't?
2) Final Fantasy!
3) A baseball bat, a katana, a machete, a buddy (for distractions!), and a blanket to kiss my butt goodbye!
4) Kentona knows his place!
5)


@turkeyDawg:

1) Blackberry
2) Mario!
3) Touhou is pretty tough, but DoDonPachi is harder!
4) No!
5) No! I'm too lazy to work out!
6) Everyone!
7) I give it a lasagna!
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
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Wrong, it was Jane. She banks with Tangerine and deposits her cheques with the phone app. :)
pianotm
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I loled at your answers, but considering that Schrodinger's resignation as a scientist was one of the most important moments in the history of quantum physics, Googling him would have only taken five minutes to get the correct answer.

He tried to disprove quantum theory by calculating the principal of observation using general physics. You see, in quantum physics, one of the most important concepts is that nothing happens until we observe it. He believed the notion was ludicrous and came up with the idea of a cat trapped in a glass container, poisoned at the same time an atom was split. If quantum theory is correct, the cat doesn't die as long as it remains unobserved (and that tree in the forest doesn't fall until we see it, either). Unfortunately, his equation agreed with quantum theory, and he was so disillusioned, he resigned.
So, next set of questions:

1. Shouldn't someone answering any question have Google constantly at ready?

2. Why were the borogoves so mimsy?

3. How many slices of pie did it take to create the universe?

4. Was that pie measured with the Golden Mean?

5. Wilma Flintstone or Jane Jetson? Betty Rubble or Judy Jetson?

6. Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, or Ben Affleck?

7. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
1) Of course not! There's no need for Google!
2) Because...um...*Uses Google on borogoves* they messed with time is why!
3) Only one, for the universe is but a part of a whole!
4) Unlikely! The pie's measured with a Golden Love, silly!
5) None of the above for they are not hot at all! *Is waiting for this to backfire!*
6) Pffft...it's all about the Michael J. Fox, don't you know!?
7) The world may always know!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Okay...when was Michael J. Fox Batman???
He's ALWAYS been Batman, don't you know!? Always! You just never knew it!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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But...oh, never mind. I'm never going to wrap my head around that one...
You mean you've wrapped your head around all the others!? And you're making me make a question in my own thread!? LE GASP!!!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Yes. Even the pie and Golden Love. And you didn't have to ask.
1) Why your answers make less sense that the questions we ask you?

2) Why the Sky is blue?

3) And why do I hate FF so much?
1) That's the fun of it, isn't it?! Sides, not ALL answers have been nonsensical! The more serious ones have more serious answers!

2) Because the lord was really down!

3) Because it stopped being good after X! And they don't know what they're doing anymore!
Why, the arrow of time is the hour hand of the clock! We just never can see it because we ARE in the clock!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Time has nothing to do with clocks. Clocks only measure duration: there is no way to measure time since it is only a philosophical concept.

Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are, or would you rather be a fish?

What happens after you achieve all of your goals?

Now that I know the universe is made of pie, may I top my slice with strawberries? I love strawberries.

Voltron versus any of the Power Rangers' robots: who wins? As if I have to ask...

If Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Steven Seagal got into a fight, who would kick Seagal's ass first?
It's a metaphor! A metaphor!!! >_<

1) I'd much rather be better off than I am!
2) There is nothing left to do but reach for the top more!
3) Hm...but then there'd be a chance you'd eat this universe!
4) Obviously Voltron! The better question is, can Voltron see why the Power Rangers love Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
5) More than likely Bruce Lee!
1) Puedes contestar preguntas en espaƱol?

2) Do you think that Star Wars VII it's going to be awful, terrible or disgusting?

3) Why RMN?

4) Why Mr. Anderson, Why do you persist!?
1) No habla espanol!
2) No idea because not a Star Wars person!
3) Why not?
4) Because he is planning on world domination via vitamin capsules!
1) Why is so hard for me to think of any questions?

2) Would you look up for a database of all the girls in RMN for me?

3) What do you like best? Serious RPG's or Comedy RPG's?

4) What's the worst thing that could happen if Google conquers the world?

5) Are you going to give me your makerscore or not!?

author=Xenomic
@Han14:

1) Who says they haven't?
2) Final Fantasy!
3) A baseball bat, a katana, a machete, a buddy (for distractions!), and a blanket to kiss my butt goodbye!
4) Kentona knows his place!
5)

P.S. : Who is Han14?
1) Because the questions are a lie!
2) No, because they are a myth!
3) Hm...that's a toughie actually. Both work fine for me, though having a mixture of the two works best I feel (the Tales of series does this well enough, despite me never have played the series yet).
4) They'd monopolize and make everything really stupid and broken : |
5) No!
P.S. I somehow misread the Il in your name as H. Whoops!
author=Xenomic
2) No, because they are a myth!


Don't make jokes with things like that...