THE HIGHLANDER'S TOMB (TEAM FORUM RPG)
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Hey, nice description of Kairy' action there, seiromem. Punching the darn thief down and threatening to shoot him is exactly what I imagine Kairy would have done in this situation.
Also, Bazyli, you are cold.
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I yell at the cowardly thief: "Shut up, you filthy dirtbag! Or I'll shot you a third nostril!"
As the guards approach, I tell them: "Arrest this thief, guards! The chump attempted to pick my pockets!"
If they don't believe me and think I am in fact the criminal, I just roll my eyes and say in a sarcastic tone: "Yeah, that totally makes sense. Robbing somebody right on the open street in broad daylight with a big crossbow isn't even slightly conspicuous, after all. Great thinking, really.
But hey, if you don't believe me, then just go to the inn and ask the innkeeper how many canteens I just bought from him. Then look at how many I have with me now and whether by chance this thief might have an identical canteen on him as well. That should make matters clear."
I think to myself: "How come half of the population of this town is either real jerks or as smart as your average rock? Seriously..."
Also, Bazyli, you are cold.
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I yell at the cowardly thief: "Shut up, you filthy dirtbag! Or I'll shot you a third nostril!"
As the guards approach, I tell them: "Arrest this thief, guards! The chump attempted to pick my pockets!"
If they don't believe me and think I am in fact the criminal, I just roll my eyes and say in a sarcastic tone: "Yeah, that totally makes sense. Robbing somebody right on the open street in broad daylight with a big crossbow isn't even slightly conspicuous, after all. Great thinking, really.
But hey, if you don't believe me, then just go to the inn and ask the innkeeper how many canteens I just bought from him. Then look at how many I have with me now and whether by chance this thief might have an identical canteen on him as well. That should make matters clear."
I think to myself: "How come half of the population of this town is either real jerks or as smart as your average rock? Seriously..."
author=Kairy
"How come half of the population of this town is either real jerks or as smart as your average rock? Seriously..."
Hey, I take offense to that! I'm smarter than the average rock thank-you-very-much.
SEEEIIIROOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM!!!
I'LL KILL YOU! I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU, BASTARD! I'm... I'm... I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU BAD FEEDBACK TO YOUR GAMES! Yeah, that is good...
But seriously now, If I'm chatting with Renae, that means that I can't help Kairy?
I'LL KILL YOU! I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU, BASTARD! I'm... I'm... I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU BAD FEEDBACK TO YOUR GAMES! Yeah, that is good...
But seriously now, If I'm chatting with Renae, that means that I can't help Kairy?
@seiromem: I didn't know you identify so much with the people living in your imaginary town that you would feel personally attacked by my fictional character insulting their intellect...
Edit: @Ilan14: What the firetruck...?
Edit: @Ilan14: What the firetruck...?
People live in the imaginary town?
Also, he's referring to me making him wink at the old woman in charge of the Antique shop, since he forgot Renae wasn't there and made his character wink.
@Ilan: You CAN help Kairy, if you knew she was being accused. Besides, Wes is there!
He can convince them! Right?
Lastly, if I was offended, I wouldn't say that I took offense to it. I thought that was some form of comedic satire to say "I take offense to that!", guess I was wrong.
or maybe...
YOU'RE WRONG!@?@?@@#!??
Also, he's referring to me making him wink at the old woman in charge of the Antique shop, since he forgot Renae wasn't there and made his character wink.
@Ilan: You CAN help Kairy, if you knew she was being accused. Besides, Wes is there!
He can convince them! Right?
Lastly, if I was offended, I wouldn't say that I took offense to it. I thought that was some form of comedic satire to say "I take offense to that!", guess I was wrong.
or maybe...
YOU'RE WRONG!@?@?@@#!??
So that's a no... Okay, then since I'm oblivious to the space around me right now, I'm just going to chat with Renae until Kairy gets out of her troubles and slaps me... XD
"So tell me swettie, how is it to work in an Antique Shop?"
"So tell me swettie, how is it to work in an Antique Shop?"
I'm not very good with sweet talk or anything.
Mind if you come up with a few lines and I'll see if I like them.
Or anyone can.
EDIT: I'm sure Renae isn't going to immediately sweet talk, Zuko's doing the Sweet talking. Asking what he would say.
Wanna suggest some things the girl would say?
Mind if you come up with a few lines and I'll see if I like them.
Or anyone can.
EDIT: I'm sure Renae isn't going to immediately sweet talk, Zuko's doing the Sweet talking. Asking what he would say.
Wanna suggest some things the girl would say?
Yeah seiromem, that's just lame.
You're the DM, can't you think of something?
Saying this because of a sudden attack of laziness...
You're the DM, can't you think of something?
Saying this because of a sudden attack of laziness...
I'm just.
I'm not confident I can do it with any sort of entertainment value. ;_;
I'm not confident I can do it with any sort of entertainment value. ;_;
author=seiromem
Lastly, if I was offended, I wouldn't say that I took offense to it. I thought that was some form of comedic satire to say "I take offense to that!", guess I was wrong.
or maybe...
YOU'RE WRONG!@?@?@@#!??
Don't worry, I got that you were being ironic. I was just trying to play along.
I also understood why Ilan was pretending to throw a tantrum. I was just a bit astonished by the sheer size of his text. No real problems here, amigos.
Also, I'd suggest to just try and make their "sweet talk" sound like a perfectly normal conversation, just a bit more familiar than you would expect from two people who've never met before.
I should have gone to sleep a long time ago. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye for now. ^_^
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"Hm? What's going on over there? Oh, is that Kairy? ...Why is she pointed her crossbow at that man?"
I'll rush over and try to calm Kairy down, as well as try to tell the guards that Kairy SURELY would not have stolen from this man!
"You DIDN'T steal from him, right? Oh of course not, you wouldn't! Right?"
"Hm? What's going on over there? Oh, is that Kairy? ...Why is she pointed her crossbow at that man?"
I'll rush over and try to calm Kairy down, as well as try to tell the guards that Kairy SURELY would not have stolen from this man!
"You DIDN'T steal from him, right? Oh of course not, you wouldn't! Right?"
C'mon, dude! You have to help me!
If not, I'll be forced to break the logic of the game, and force the end of the conversation with Renae to help Kairy. That way, exposing myself to the risk of getting killed by the guards because I'm a demon, and the risk of Kairy's slappings!
You don't want that to happen to me, right? DO YOU!?
EDIT: @NeverSilent: If the text size atonished you, then my mission is complete! Have a good night.
If not, I'll be forced to break the logic of the game, and force the end of the conversation with Renae to help Kairy. That way, exposing myself to the risk of getting killed by the guards because I'm a demon, and the risk of Kairy's slappings!
You don't want that to happen to me, right? DO YOU!?
EDIT: @NeverSilent: If the text size atonished you, then my mission is complete! Have a good night.
Hmm... flirting with women... I, unfortunately, as a Paladin, have sworn to never wed (or bed) a woman, in order to keep myself as pure and holy as possible. It is part of the Paladin code. So I have absolutely no experience with this sort of thing and you are totally on your own sorry.

















