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Masamune
A guy walks into a bar and his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg2681#msg2681 date=1187656384
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2678#msg2678 date=1187643424
What's the deal with the lampshade? Why are you trying to shade the light?

Because if you look at a lightbulb that isn't shaded, it hurts your eyes IDIOT

So don't look at it you silly bastard.
I hate hate hate hatehatehatehateHATE internet "debates".
Yet I find myself inexplicably taking place in them from time to time.
They always piss me off, though, and I spend the rest of the day (and possibly even some of the next days) feeling angry at how stupid other people are.
Which one was it? Religion vs. Atheism? Liberalism vs. Conservatism? Creationism vs. Science? Vegetarianism vs. Eating like a human being?

Actually, don't tell us. We don't need that shit here.
It wasn't any of those, but you're damn right we don't need any of that crap.
Honestly...who among you paid money to see a Uwe Boll film? In a theater? On opening weekend? Don't worry, I won't report you.

And now, "She Bangs."
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2696#msg2696 date=1187713331
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg2681#msg2681 date=1187656384
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2678#msg2678 date=1187643424
What's the deal with the lampshade? Why are you trying to shade the light?

Because if you look at a lightbulb that isn't shaded, it hurts your eyes IDIOT

So don't look at it you silly bastard.

Why don't you get a less wattage bulb?
That would solve this debate easy and simply.
Starscream
Conquest is made from the ashes of one's enemies.
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Where's the love?
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg3099#msg3099 date=1188962408
author=Ultimaodin link=topic=175.msg3096#msg3096 date=1188952499
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2696#msg2696 date=1187713331
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg2681#msg2681 date=1187656384
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2678#msg2678 date=1187643424
What's the deal with the lampshade? Why are you trying to shade the light?

Because if you look at a lightbulb that isn't shaded, it hurts your eyes IDIOT

So don't look at it you silly bastard.

Why don't you get a less wattage bulb?
That would solve this debate easy and simply.

Because the objective is to have a well-lit room IDIOT

But if you shade the light, aren't you making it less well-lit?
author=Gredlen link=topic=175.msg3101#msg3101 date=1188966422
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg3099#msg3099 date=1188962408
author=Ultimaodin link=topic=175.msg3096#msg3096 date=1188952499
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2696#msg2696 date=1187713331
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg2681#msg2681 date=1187656384
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2678#msg2678 date=1187643424
What's the deal with the lampshade? Why are you trying to shade the light?

Because if you look at a lightbulb that isn't shaded, it hurts your eyes IDIOT

So don't look at it you silly bastard.

Why don't you get a less wattage bulb?
That would solve this debate easy and simply.

Because the objective is to have a well-lit room IDIOT

But if you shade the light, aren't you making it less well-lit?

Exactly my perspective. Less wattage light globes are oft cheeper and you wont have to pay for the shading.
Personally, I'm waiting for us to address the more pressing matter of drapes.
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg3112#msg3112 date=1189017817
author=Ultimaodin link=topic=175.msg3105#msg3105 date=1188967972
author=Gredlen link=topic=175.msg3101#msg3101 date=1188966422
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg3099#msg3099 date=1188962408
author=Ultimaodin link=topic=175.msg3096#msg3096 date=1188952499
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2696#msg2696 date=1187713331
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg2681#msg2681 date=1187656384
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2678#msg2678 date=1187643424
What's the deal with the lampshade? Why are you trying to shade the light?

Because if you look at a lightbulb that isn't shaded, it hurts your eyes IDIOT

So don't look at it you silly bastard.

Why don't you get a less wattage bulb?
That would solve this debate easy and simply.

Because the objective is to have a well-lit room IDIOT

But if you shade the light, aren't you making it less well-lit?

Exactly my perspective. Less wattage light globes are oft cheeper and you wont have to pay for the shading.

Actually, you will! But I guess none of you guys have ever moved out of home and actually purchased a light bulb or anything.

A lampshade directs light - it doesn't block it. You'll notice that a lamp is normally at about eye level and it WOULD hurt your eyes if you look at it. What the shade does is disperse the light up and down, and not to the sides, so that your eyes do not get hurt.

I can't believe we are even having this conversation!

Honestly, I only got involved because I thought it'd be fun to keep this crazy quoting thing up.
author=Gredlen link=topic=175.msg3116#msg3116 date=1189024301
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg3112#msg3112 date=1189017817
author=Ultimaodin link=topic=175.msg3105#msg3105 date=1188967972
author=Gredlen link=topic=175.msg3101#msg3101 date=1188966422
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg3099#msg3099 date=1188962408
author=Ultimaodin link=topic=175.msg3096#msg3096 date=1188952499
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2696#msg2696 date=1187713331
author=brandonabley link=topic=175.msg2681#msg2681 date=1187656384
author=Masamune link=topic=175.msg2678#msg2678 date=1187643424
What's the deal with the lampshade? Why are you trying to shade the light?

Because if you look at a lightbulb that isn't shaded, it hurts your eyes IDIOT

So don't look at it you silly bastard.

Why don't you get a less wattage bulb?
That would solve this debate easy and simply.

Because the objective is to have a well-lit room IDIOT

But if you shade the light, aren't you making it less well-lit?

Exactly my perspective. Less wattage light globes are oft cheeper and you wont have to pay for the shading.

Actually, you will! But I guess none of you guys have ever moved out of home and actually purchased a light bulb or anything.

A lampshade directs light - it doesn't block it. You'll notice that a lamp is normally at about eye level and it WOULD hurt your eyes if you look at it. What the shade does is disperse the light up and down, and not to the sides, so that your eyes do not get hurt.

I can't believe we are even having this conversation!

Honestly, I only got involved because I thought it'd be fun to keep this crazy quoting thing up.

Yeah quote chain *cough* not spam I swear *cough*

(damn the lack of a shifty smiley)
author=kentona link=topic=175.msg2647#msg2647 date=1187389610
How heavy do you suppose Wilfred's helmet is?

It seems rather large...
I'm still wondering about this...
author=kentona link=topic=175.msg3126#msg3126 date=1189095316
author=kentona link=topic=175.msg2647#msg2647 date=1187389610
How heavy do you suppose Wilfred's helmet is?

It seems rather large...
I'm still wondering about this...

It's extremely heavy, but because Wilfred has no neck, he runs no risk of injury by wearing it.
He may just have a REALLY wide cranium.

When I first saw Wilfred, I took him for like a more family friendly Pyramid Head.
I've been sick recently. My sense of taste has been kinda screwed up, which usually doesn't happen. In particular, ground beef tastes rotten (not like I've ever eaten rotten meat, but that's exactly what I would imagine it'd taste like). It was great fun eating at Taco Bell, let me tell you.
I tried drinking different sodas while I was there, and I couldn't taste much except for the Sierra Mist. Everything else was pretty tasteless.
I've been sick recently as well. I've had this virus that has been making me suffer from migranes all the time. It is finally starting to go and i will be able to finally get back to work. :D
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