HORRIBLE FANFIC CROSSOVER IDEA GENERATOR

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NYPD Blue and Sarah Palin. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

"What are you doing?" cried Sarah Palin as she was led to a quad car by detectives Kelly and Sipowicz. "How did I even GET to New York? I live nowhere near here!"

"Save it for the jury," said Kelly, sighing to himself as Sipowicz took what he thought was a sly draught of the whisky he had hidden in his coat.

"This is so gay," Sipowicz said.

In the end it turned out that her arrest was a secret government plot.