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CloseConsidering the amount of time some of us spend talking over instant messaging each day, there are surely some interesting things we end up reading/typing. Here is the place to share them with the family.
(10:18:48 PM) YDS: http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm8/YummyDrumsticks/Avatar%20and%20Signatures/Hot_chick_by_Pixeldix.gif this is a yummy chick
(10:18:55 PM) YDS: once you put it in a pan with oil and tear off its legs
(10:18:57 PM) YDS: it becomes
(10:18:59 PM) YDS: a yummy drumstick
(10:18:48 PM) YDS: http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm8/YummyDrumsticks/Avatar%20and%20Signatures/Hot_chick_by_Pixeldix.gif this is a yummy chick
(10:18:55 PM) YDS: once you put it in a pan with oil and tear off its legs
(10:18:57 PM) YDS: it becomes
(10:18:59 PM) YDS: a yummy drumstick
AznChipmunk
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(...)
SublimeEntropy: No I'm not.
SublimeEntropy: I am swamped with homework, though.
AznChipmunk99: Ok.
SublimeEntropy is away at 6:25:52 PM.
AznChipmunk99: Veraiza, Malad, and I want to know if we can do the Intersite Game Creation Contest, for GL.
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Auto response from SublimeEntropy: HOMEWORK OVERDRIVE MODE FOLKS.
Churning out 3 critiques and a 15 page story. Wish me luck!
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AznChipmunk99: fuck
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Auto response from SublimeEntropy: HOMEWORK OVERDRIVE MODE FOLKS.
Churning out 3 critiques and a 15 page story. Wish me luck!
SublimeEntropy signed off at 6:27:32 PM.
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SublimeEntropy: No I'm not.
SublimeEntropy: I am swamped with homework, though.
AznChipmunk99: Ok.
SublimeEntropy is away at 6:25:52 PM.
AznChipmunk99: Veraiza, Malad, and I want to know if we can do the Intersite Game Creation Contest, for GL.
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Auto response from SublimeEntropy: HOMEWORK OVERDRIVE MODE FOLKS.
Churning out 3 critiques and a 15 page story. Wish me luck!
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AznChipmunk99: fuck
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Auto response from SublimeEntropy: HOMEWORK OVERDRIVE MODE FOLKS.
Churning out 3 critiques and a 15 page story. Wish me luck!
SublimeEntropy signed off at 6:27:32 PM.
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If we are going to go that far back ...
(8:42:59 PM) Magi: nobody is really upset here
(8:43:03 PM) Magi: Look
(8:43:14 PM) Magi: I know most of G&D doesn't look at the front page
(8:43:21 PM) AznChipmunk: I do!
(8:43:27 PM) Magi: That's because you're asian
(8:43:27 PM) YDS: i do
(8:43:37 PM) Magi: my point still stands
is that a good thing or a bad thing
(8:42:59 PM) Magi: nobody is really upset here
(8:43:03 PM) Magi: Look
(8:43:14 PM) Magi: I know most of G&D doesn't look at the front page
(8:43:21 PM) AznChipmunk: I do!
(8:43:27 PM) Magi: That's because you're asian
(8:43:27 PM) YDS: i do
(8:43:37 PM) Magi: my point still stands
I love your topics YDS. They are so random.
is that a good thing or a bad thing
I don't get what's funny about the first AIM Convo. Guy just had a lot of homework.
This quote from Holbert is the funniest thing I've read all day.
WIP: WIP would be a terrible co-worker. He does not play well with others. He has control issues. He can be really unreliable and has problems following directions.
This quote from Holbert is the funniest thing I've read all day.
I can't think of any, so I'll quote some movies:
"Oh, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!" - Independance Day.
"Have you ever heard of Evil Cannevil?(misspelled)"
"No, I never saw Star Wars." - Armageddon.
"This is illegal, Harry!" "I'm temporalily insane, Rock, it's alright!" - Armageddon.
"Oh, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!" - Independance Day.
"Have you ever heard of Evil Cannevil?(misspelled)"
"No, I never saw Star Wars." - Armageddon.
"This is illegal, Harry!" "I'm temporalily insane, Rock, it's alright!" - Armageddon.
Perhaps the funniest thing from any movie ever:
"Is it dead?" from Boondock Saints. You have to have seen that scene to know what I mean.
"Is it dead?" from Boondock Saints. You have to have seen that scene to know what I mean.
AznChipmunk
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author=Max McGee link=topic=1936.msg31666#msg31666 date=1221423202It's more of an inside joke.
I don't get what's funny about the first AIM Convo. Guy just had a lot of homework.
author=Max McGee link=topic=1936.msg31671#msg31671 date=1221423541
Perhaps the funniest thing from any movie ever:
"Is it dead?" from Boondock Saints. You have to have seen that scene to know what I mean.
I've seen that. I'd say the scene after that one is funnier.
author=kentona link=topic=1927.msg31796#msg31796 date=1221448191
What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?
A polar bear.
Perfect.
(3:50:05 PM) YDS: So I tired to make salmon
(3:50:07 PM) YDS: NEedless to say
(3:50:09 PM) YDS: I fucked up
(3:50:16 PM) FirstWIP: Haha.
(3:51:44 PM) YDS: So I heard Holb's wifem akes good pasta.
(3:51:50 PM) YDS: I could go for good pasta right now.
(3:51:50 PM) YDS: but no
(3:51:51 PM) FirstWIP: Yes.
(3:51:52 PM) YDS: I am stuck
(3:51:55 PM) YDS: eating really bad salmon
(3:52:29 PM) YDS: you see
(3:52:34 PM) YDS: I didn't follow any recipe
(3:52:36 PM) YDS: because I thought
(3:52:37 PM) YDS: I could be
(3:52:39 PM) YDS: creative.
(3:52:50 PM) YDS: There's no CTRL+Z when it comes to food, so I learned ....
(3:50:07 PM) YDS: NEedless to say
(3:50:09 PM) YDS: I fucked up
(3:50:16 PM) FirstWIP: Haha.
(3:51:44 PM) YDS: So I heard Holb's wifem akes good pasta.
(3:51:50 PM) YDS: I could go for good pasta right now.
(3:51:50 PM) YDS: but no
(3:51:51 PM) FirstWIP: Yes.
(3:51:52 PM) YDS: I am stuck
(3:51:55 PM) YDS: eating really bad salmon
(3:52:29 PM) YDS: you see
(3:52:34 PM) YDS: I didn't follow any recipe
(3:52:36 PM) YDS: because I thought
(3:52:37 PM) YDS: I could be
(3:52:39 PM) YDS: creative.
(3:52:50 PM) YDS: There's no CTRL+Z when it comes to food, so I learned ....
Euphorian
80
Angel San na no: So.
Angel San na no: Um.
Angel San na no: I apologize for being a tramp and ditching you and running off with some chick with cat ears.
Angel San na no: ....Again.
>.>
Angel San na no: Um.
Angel San na no: I apologize for being a tramp and ditching you and running off with some chick with cat ears.
Angel San na no: ....Again.
>.>
author=Feldschlacht IV link=topic=1013.msg32558#msg32558 date=1221759002
i've been sittnig here with the "post new message" form open for the past ten minutes, speechless, trying to find the words to convey just how bad of an opinion this is, and how bad of a person you must be for holding it, but i just cant. the finest poet from any culture or time could sit here until the carbon in his body decayed into something else and never find the words to express just how gay you are. you're like every gay porn ever compacted into one superdense superfaggot. every opinion you ever hold is wrong, every idea you ever have should never be expressed, every ounce of effort you go through to think the thoughts you think is a waste, i'd say you should be shot into space, but you arent even worthy of the resources that would take. i'd say you should die, but you dont even deserve to be buried in the ground you walk on. the only thing i can think of that would make me happy is to lock you in a room with all the anime and terrible movies and terrible games you'd ever like, and just leave you there, forever, sealed by magic and technology, sealing away the ultimate gay, the faggiest fag there ever was. after this, the supreme court would unanimously pass a new amendment that this room should never be opened.... youre so gay it defies time, language, and even human concept... you're gay in every dimension, every space-time event after your birth has experienced noticeably higher levels of Gay
so in summation: kill yore saelf
THIS. even though I don't know what or who it is in reference to.
Maladroit Him (7:43:00 PM): Craze your youth makes me so sexually frustrated.
Maladroit Him (7:43:07 PM): Also my new girlfriend is BARELY 18 think about it.
Maladroit Him (7:43:15 PM): It is seriously like dating you
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There was also a pretty great quote about trance shaving her legs but I lost it.
MODIFY: She wouldn't share it with me:
ashenneko (12:38:34 PM): found it.
ashenneko (12:38:40 PM): but i'm not sure if i want to give it to you.
ashenneko (12:38:49 PM): if you post it, wip and holb's heads might explode
CrazeTex (12:39:59 PM): Haha.
CrazeTex (12:40:12 PM): Sounds about right. =D
ashenneko (12:40:40 PM): and probably confuse half the younger members.
ashenneko (12:40:52 PM): "shave her legs" -- "my penis"
Also
ashenneko (12:52:11 PM): i still have the feeling in the back of my head that i'm doing it for chicks. ><
Maladroit Him (7:43:07 PM): Also my new girlfriend is BARELY 18 think about it.
Maladroit Him (7:43:15 PM): It is seriously like dating you
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There was also a pretty great quote about trance shaving her legs but I lost it.
MODIFY: She wouldn't share it with me:
ashenneko (12:38:34 PM): found it.
ashenneko (12:38:40 PM): but i'm not sure if i want to give it to you.
ashenneko (12:38:49 PM): if you post it, wip and holb's heads might explode
CrazeTex (12:39:59 PM): Haha.
CrazeTex (12:40:12 PM): Sounds about right. =D
ashenneko (12:40:40 PM): and probably confuse half the younger members.
ashenneko (12:40:52 PM): "shave her legs" -- "my penis"
Also
ashenneko (12:52:11 PM): i still have the feeling in the back of my head that i'm doing it for chicks. ><
A text-based game fail.
>A DOG RUNS UP TO YOU AND GIVES YOU A WET, SLOBBERY BALL.
>INPUT COMMAND
THROW BALL
>YOU HAVE NO "BALLS".
>INPUT COMMAND
Another...
>YOU'RE FIGHTING A GOBLIN!
>INPUT COMMAND.
KILL GOBLIN
>YOU HAVE TO SWING YOUR SWORD TO DO THAT, DUMBASS.
>INPUT COMMAND.
>A DOG RUNS UP TO YOU AND GIVES YOU A WET, SLOBBERY BALL.
>INPUT COMMAND
THROW BALL
>YOU HAVE NO "BALLS".
>INPUT COMMAND
Another...
>YOU'RE FIGHTING A GOBLIN!
>INPUT COMMAND.
KILL GOBLIN
>YOU HAVE TO SWING YOUR SWORD TO DO THAT, DUMBASS.
>INPUT COMMAND.
RoseSkye
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author=ChaosProductions link=topic=1936.msg32918#msg32918 date=1221972699
A text-based game fail.
>A DOG RUNS UP TO YOU AND GIVES YOU A WET, SLOBBERY BALL.
>INPUT COMMAND
THROW BALL
>YOU HAVE NO "BALLS".
>INPUT COMMAND
Another...
>YOU'RE FIGHTING A GOBLIN!
>INPUT COMMAND.
KILL GOBLIN
>YOU HAVE TO SWING YOUR SWORD TO DO THAT, DUMBASS.
>INPUT COMMAND.
XD!
more failures in text-based games:
>GIVE ME YOUR NAME, HERO OF LEGEND
CUM
>LO! AND BEHOLD, FOR CUM HAS ARRIVED AT LAST!
in this one my name was BEND OVER:
>SACKETT IS FURIOUS "THOU SHALT TAKE MY BLADE TO THE FACE! PREPARE THYSELF, BEND OVER, AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"
...
then there's this:
>WANTED: 8===D. REQUESTED BY KING ESKL IV. THANK THEE.
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<ChaosProductions> Imagine if there WERE now FAQs for LoD.
<ChaosProductions> WHER*
<ChaosProductions> WHERE* gatdammit.
<harmonic> were is correct.
<ChaosProductions> ?
<ChaosProductions> Ah, shit, you're right.
<Anaryu> 'were no' right?
<@Karsuman> ...
<ChaosProductions> :P
<@Karsuman> phail =P
>GIVE ME YOUR NAME, HERO OF LEGEND
CUM
>LO! AND BEHOLD, FOR CUM HAS ARRIVED AT LAST!
in this one my name was BEND OVER:
>SACKETT IS FURIOUS "THOU SHALT TAKE MY BLADE TO THE FACE! PREPARE THYSELF, BEND OVER, AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"
...
then there's this:
>WANTED: 8===D. REQUESTED BY KING ESKL IV. THANK THEE.
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<ChaosProductions> Imagine if there WERE now FAQs for LoD.
<ChaosProductions> WHER*
<ChaosProductions> WHERE* gatdammit.
<harmonic> were is correct.
<ChaosProductions> ?
<ChaosProductions> Ah, shit, you're right.
<Anaryu> 'were no' right?
<@Karsuman> ...
<ChaosProductions> :P
<@Karsuman> phail =P
