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CloseTo release toxic gas, break open this cookie.
You may be laughing now, wait until you get home.
There are consequences.
It will be over soon, we promise.
You should wear blue more often, it suits you.
...that wasn't chicken.
You may be laughing now, wait until you get home.
There are consequences.
It will be over soon, we promise.
You should wear blue more often, it suits you.
...that wasn't chicken.
Old: "The fortune you seek is in another cookie"
"I know what you did last night."
"I wonder how much chloroform I should use..."
"You seriously believe a mass-produced scrap of paper in a cheap 'cookie' can tell your fortune?"
"This is a robbery. Kindly leave your belongings for the staff to collect. We thank you for your cooperation."
"bgcghxmbbgj]"
"I know what you did last night."
"I wonder how much chloroform I should use..."
"You seriously believe a mass-produced scrap of paper in a cheap 'cookie' can tell your fortune?"
"This is a robbery. Kindly leave your belongings for the staff to collect. We thank you for your cooperation."
"bgcghxmbbgj]"
Following Ratty's (& kentona's) idea:
author=Deckiller
"an empty box is one that is std-free ...except in bed."
author=Corfaisus
"Baby come back in bed."
author=CashmereCat
"Your marriage won't last in bed."
author=Nhubi
To release toxic gas, break open this cookie in bed.
author=Karins_soulkeeper
"I know what you did last night in bed."
author=Karins_soulkeeper
"bgcghxmbbgj] in bed"
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
You forgot:
author=nhubi
You should wear blue more often, it suits you... except in bed.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
My college roomie once got one saying "It tastes sweet."
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
...in bed.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
A spoiler to a piece of media that just came out.
Recently I got an actual one that said:
"Do you know how many pounds you just gained eating me?"
I then weighed myself.
"Do you know how many pounds you just gained eating me?"
I then weighed myself.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
author=oddRABBIT
Recently I got an actual one that said:
"Do you know how many pounds you just gained eating me?"
I then weighed myself.
Like none? There really isn't enough anything in a single fortune cookie to cause significant weight gain. Unless like it's a fortune cookie carved from a stick of butter.
ETA: Content!
