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THROWDOWN! FIGHT TO THE FINISH! WHO WILL SURVIVE!?

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Johny Bravo is not trying to get a girl in this situation, Zap is though.

So Johny simply, grabs Zap Brannigan's neck, really, really hard.
Zap says, "please no, please stop. i am a commander of a ship!" but Johny does not stop.

Yu-Gi-Oh (Yami) vs Pegasus
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Fearful is banned from this topic on account of being terrible at this. LockeZ wins.

Gordon Ramsay vs. Pizza the Hutt.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Gordon Ramsey approaches Pizza the Hutt and gives him one look. "You call this pizza? I call it a fucking pile of slop! You can't fold the crust, and the cheese doesn't firm up. It's a pile of fucking runny slime! You can't just fucking blow your nose and call it pizza!" Pizza the Hutt becomes so self conscious he eats himself to death. Gordon Ramsey wins.

Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride) vs. The Bride (Kill Bill)
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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In a battle of blades, Gordon is able to disarm the Bride with his mastery, but at that moment, the Bride pulls the five point palm exploding heart technique and insta-kills him.

Keanu Reeves vs. Bruce Willis
Keanu Reeves is looking at the ground, Bruce Willis is screaming and shooting a gun!
So Bruce wins

Sailor Jupiter vs Pink Power Ranger


Erm... Sailor Jupiter? Pink Power Ranger is useless without the rest of her team, and is more likely to get herself stuck in slimy tentacles that popped outta nowhere than to accomplish anything.

Churaragi Koyomi (monogatari) vs Ladd Russo (baccano)
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
People, please stop picking characters from non-English works.

Koyomi wins because he's an immortal vampire. The other dude is just a dude who's really good with a gun; Araragi can recover from being cut in half.

The Doctor from Doctor Who vs. Jack Bauer from 24
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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We'll go with the NuWho version of Doctor Who. The Doctor carries numerous deus ex machina in his pocket and he wears the most advanced, hi-tech plot armor ever conceived. No matter what Jack does, the writers produce an improbable contrivance to assure the Doctor's victory. Because time travel is involved, Jack's wife dies again. Sorry, Jack. Life's a bitch.

Samurai Jack vs. Silver Samurai
Samurai Jack and Silver Samurai stare at each other at dawn, readying their swords. Cherry blossom petals blow through the wind as they speed past each other, striking their adversary as they go. Samurai Jack sinks down in defeat, Silver Samurai wins.

Ron Jeremy vs. Bob Hoskins - both wear a Mario outfit, including the mustache.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
Just as the two begin fighting, Captain Lou leaps from his grave to body slam the two phonies into the ground. He then dresses up in his Mario costume and does the "Mario."

Donald Trump vs. Foghorn Leghorn
Donald Trump deports Foghorn Leghorn to Mexico.

(ok crosses fingers don't break the thread, don't break the thread)

Oprah Winfrey vs Whoopi Goldberg


pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Oprah basically owns the arena they'll be fighting in, employs the staff, the security. If there's anything she doesn't own in this fight, she buys it. Whoopi may have money of her own, but she simply cannot outbid Oprah so when it comes time for the fight, they never actually meet and dozens of people have already beaten Whoopi down. Because that's what happens when you fight someone who basically owns modern Western culture.

(I'm taking a risk with this matchup, but somebody ought to know who these two are)

Frank Drebin vs. Maxwell Smart
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Drebin gets the drop on Smart, pulling his car over and ordering him to come out with his hands up. Smart rolls out of his car onto the sidewalk while driving it via remote control, but accidentally crashes into two oncoming police cars that were on their way to be Drebin's backup. In the ensuing firefight, Drebin accidentally wounds five pedestrians and burns down a pastry shop, and Smart accidentally foils a bank robbery and stops a terrorist plot. Maxwell Smart accidentally wins the fight when his shoe-phone causes feedback in a nearby sound system, causing several speakers to blow out and somehow electrocuting Frank Drebin.

The Ghostbusters vs. The Mythbusters
Roden
who could forget dear ratboy
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The Ghostbusters' pseudo-scientific tools have no effect on the corporeal nature of the Mythbusters, who, counting every canonical member of the cast, outnumber them by a decent margin. With a capacity for building high explosives, cannons, firearms and other dangerous objects, the Mythbusters easily come out on top. In addition, Adam Savage owns a Ghostbusters costume, meaning he can easily infiltrate their ranks for some double-crossing if needed.

Monkey D. Luffy vs Hulk Hogan
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Dude, Monkey D. Luffy is an unbeatable fighter. Hulk Hogan only plays one (or played one) on TV.

Brainy Smurf vs. Velma Dinkley (Scooby Doo)
Velma pursues a relationship with Brainy Smurf and it doesn't work out.
She becomes very depressed. She then goes missing one day.
Scooby and the gang got a mystery to solve.


cmon someone has to know these two. right?
Ryoko (Kill la Kill) vs Bayonetta
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
There's no contest here. Bayonetta just isn't mortal in the ordinary sense of the word. Ryoko's only chance is to run away, since Bayonetta isn't really interested in anyone outside of her purpose.

Let's how two guys that can't be killed handle each other. Deadpool vs. Dante
deadpool gets completely molly-whopped by dante's vast array of abilities and weapons. deadpool is resting in pieces... until he shortly regenerates back to top condition; Afterwards pretending forfeit the fight. upon 'forfeiting', he dashes out of dante's sight, allowing him to discretely break the 4th wall,and look at this post to retcon the entire bat- Deadpool wins hands down, OBVIOUSLY. Dante sucks man


Steven Spielberg vs. Hayao Miyazaki
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Spielberg is the action man. When he made movies he would go on-set and do filming and climbing and explosions and camp in the desert/jungle for weeks with his cast and crew. Miyazaki is the idea man. When he made movies he would work from his office. Spielberg wins.

Star Fox vs. The Megazord
The power rangers prepare to form The Megazord, But while they are doing this:

Fox does a Barrel Aileron Roll and shoots space lasers at them.

Spider-Man V. Batman: Dawn of crossovers