THROWDOWN! FIGHT TO THE FINISH! WHO WILL SURVIVE!?
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"Hey dude,
the stadium is filled with purple today."
"Yeah, It's unbelievable. The purple dust is everywhere. I would certainly prefer rain. "
"I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted to one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you
Laughing in the purple rain."
"Nice dude, you know your words. And now, when the rain is here, we can finally see our contestants. FKA Prince is laying six feet under."
"Maybe it would be more appropriate to say six feet purple. But where is The Prince?"
"That one? He rolls on."
"Goerge, who's next?"
"That's pretty obvious."
Adol Christin vs. Art Angels
Edit: Blues Brothers win. It's lucky strike for them as they have cops, duckies and other southern traditions against them. Luckily their reliable car takes them away from them and while taking a piss, authorities bump into Charlie's Angels. They are older than they used to be and so their sex appeal doesn't work as it used to. Lucy Lu is masked as Sherlock and Cameron tries to hide herself as a teacher. A nobody remembers Drew. So, she sits in a corner and drinks Mountain Dew. Unfortunately for them Badluck is around. And Duck Boys from The Wanderers get on them. No wave can save them now.
the stadium is filled with purple today."
"Yeah, It's unbelievable. The purple dust is everywhere. I would certainly prefer rain. "
"I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted to one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you
Laughing in the purple rain."
"Nice dude, you know your words. And now, when the rain is here, we can finally see our contestants. FKA Prince is laying six feet under."
"Maybe it would be more appropriate to say six feet purple. But where is The Prince?"
"That one? He rolls on."
"Goerge, who's next?"
"That's pretty obvious."
Adol Christin vs. Art Angels
Edit: Blues Brothers win. It's lucky strike for them as they have cops, duckies and other southern traditions against them. Luckily their reliable car takes them away from them and while taking a piss, authorities bump into Charlie's Angels. They are older than they used to be and so their sex appeal doesn't work as it used to. Lucy Lu is masked as Sherlock and Cameron tries to hide herself as a teacher. A nobody remembers Drew. So, she sits in a corner and drinks Mountain Dew. Unfortunately for them Badluck is around. And Duck Boys from The Wanderers get on them. No wave can save them now.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
After a month, I think it's pretty clear no one knows who those people are, or at least not who wins. I can't even find a character named "Art Angels" on a google search. Cap_H loses.
Fonzie vs. Iron Man
Fonzie vs. Iron Man
Stark: "This is totally unfair, you know. No way that leather jacket can stand up to this armor."
The Fonz: "I wouldn't be so sure, man. Yeah, you're tough enough, but are you smooth enough?"
Stark: "You're asking if I'm smooth?"
Fonz: "Hey, you know, it's cool. You got a lot going for you. I can't deny it. Enough to give me a run for my money. But we can't all be this." (thumbs pointed at self)
Stark: "Does that ego come with a reducer?"
Fonz: "Oh! You're one to talk about ego!"
Stark: "Well, I think we've figured out how we're going to decide this."
Stark gets on his phone and sets up a huge soiree. There are beautiful women from all over the world, the most eligible bachelors anywhere. Even Hugh Hefner shows up.
Fonz: "Not bad...but it ain't all that."
Stark: "You can do better?"
The Fonz flips his hands out letting his cuffs snap back, and he snaps his fingers. Guess where all of those beautiful women end up.
Stark: "Touche."
Fonzie wins.
Corbin Dallas (The Fifth Element) vs. John McClane (Die Hard)
The Fonz: "I wouldn't be so sure, man. Yeah, you're tough enough, but are you smooth enough?"
Stark: "You're asking if I'm smooth?"
Fonz: "Hey, you know, it's cool. You got a lot going for you. I can't deny it. Enough to give me a run for my money. But we can't all be this." (thumbs pointed at self)
Stark: "Does that ego come with a reducer?"
Fonz: "Oh! You're one to talk about ego!"
Stark: "Well, I think we've figured out how we're going to decide this."
Stark gets on his phone and sets up a huge soiree. There are beautiful women from all over the world, the most eligible bachelors anywhere. Even Hugh Hefner shows up.
Fonz: "Not bad...but it ain't all that."
Stark: "You can do better?"
The Fonz flips his hands out letting his cuffs snap back, and he snaps his fingers. Guess where all of those beautiful women end up.
Stark: "Touche."
Fonzie wins.
Corbin Dallas (The Fifth Element) vs. John McClane (Die Hard)














