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[FINISHED] KLOE THE MURDERER MAFIA

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Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
I fart a really loud far among the group.

I could ignite something that way, if you guys like!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"Excellent. Ever heard the expression, 'slippery as a greased pig'? A little oil and those shackles will neither hold Jack nor Shit. You could probably work your hands out of them as it is, but a bit of lubrication will help them slide right out. Your captor should have used Smith and Wessons. That's why this type of shackle isn't used anymore. Too easy to get out of." Head up to the kitchen and get some cooking oil. Barring that, butter will work too. Bring it back downstairs and lather her hands in the oil.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
The girl tries to get her hands out, she struggles but has trouble. As Piano said a bit of lubrication will probably help her hands slide right out.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
I repeat: Head up to the kitchen and get some cooking oil. Barring that, butter will work too. Bring it back downstairs and lather her hands in the oil.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
author=pianotm
A little oil and those shackles will neither hold Jack nor Shit.

I like this quote.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
author=pianotm
I repeat: Head up to the kitchen and get some cooking oil. Barring that, butter will work too. Bring it back downstairs and lather her hands in the oil.

(I assume you are asking someone or are you doing so yourself?)
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Whichever comes first.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
As you think about heading to the kitchen you realise one obvious thing. There is no kitchen. It seems the house was only built for a bit of sleep and that the person who lived here ate out in the commercial area or ate pure food from the farm most of the time, such as fruit. You cannot find butter here, maybe in the Housing/Commercial zones?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Nope, not leaving her. If that maniac Kloe shows up, she'll have to kill us both. I head back downstairs, go sit with her, and ask someone to go get the oil.

You know...there is another possibility. I could cut my hand open and use my own blood as lubricant. It's very slick, and it was one of the common things that helped prisoners escape these kinds of shackles.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Also, I'm trying not to comment on the notion of a farmer that doesn't prepare his own meals...
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Speaking of the blood thing; you can use it in game and make some kind of penalty...like I can't post for a day phase or something. I'd do it if I thought the payoff for town would be good.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
author=pianotm
Creepy stuff...
Okay, you've officially scared me... God that's morbid...
You should not do that, you would traumatize this girl, but I guess that's your decision. (and would creep me out probably) But Piano does ask the group to try to find some sort of lubricant to break the girl out of her shackles.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Well, you know, it's a desperation thing. Here we are, in this dark cellar, and here's this girl who's been imprisoned by a deranged killer. There's a sort of implied urgency on getting her out of there.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
(well, it's your choice, just don't kill yourself... please...)
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"Any maniac's going to have to go through me to get to you...and there's a lot of me to go through. We can wait. I was just joking about gnawing off a limb, by the way. Speaking of jokes; An RMN man is walking down the street with a pig under his arm. A high society woman sees them and as she approaches, she says, 'Where did you get that repulsive creature?' And the pig says, 'I won him in a raffle.'"
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
(Hahahahaha, I love that)
"That's a great joke! Thank you Mr.Person, you made me feel a lot better!"
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"So, two men escape from an insane asylum. They escape from the roof tops and then they come to the edge of the building. One man jumps and makes it to the next building. The other man doesn't think he can make it. 'You'll have to go on without me!' he says. 'Nonsense, it's just a short jump,' says the other man. 'I can't do it,' the frightened man says. 'I have an idea! I have a flashlight. I can point it between the roofs and you can walk across the beam.' The one guy, he says, 'What do you think I am? Crazy? When I'm halfway across, you'll turn it off!'"
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
"Hahaha! Thank you Mr.Stranger. Can you make sure she doesn't come back and be mean anymore? Please?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"That's why I'm sitting here instead of going to get the oil myself. Nobody else would come through the dark. We know the killer has a follower, so I'm not taking a chance on leaving you alone with anyone."
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Feel around. Are there any jars in here? Like Ball jars? This guy's a farmer. He has to have a way of preserving veggies. That means there's jams and soups down here.