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STERRANCE ADVENTURE!
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Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=Liberty
PULL THE LEVEL CORNKS
Sterrance has this: she's pulled the fleece lining of her cage dozens of times to make a great hidey hole! With her sensitive piggy lips, she inspects the floor and locates a likely crack. Yanking with all the strength she's developed from trying to pull treats from her owners' hands, she tries and tries to pry open a floor tile.
Sadly, the floor tile does not seem to give as easily as fleece. It looks like she's stuck with no hidey hole for the moment.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=unity
I LOVE YOU STERRANCE!!!
Sterrance is pretty sure you're preparing to either attack or give treats. She is frozen, unable to choose between running or wheeking.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=Mirak
Press the switch.
author=Kloe
Sterrance is super adorable, I just wanna hug him! :D
Sterrance feels a frisson of terror at the idea of this attack. Sterrance's life is one of constant threat.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=Mirak
So what now?
Uh. Hitch a ride to the nearest city?
Sterrance would like very much to run and hide in the greenery and perhaps have a snack, but duty calls! Her sharp piggy hearing, attuned to the sounds of the refrigerator opening or cellophane crackling, picks up the rumble of engines.
The ride is not the most comfortable she has ever been, but it is slightly less terrifying than the time she and her sister, the Hudge, were forced to ride in a box for several hours and then plopped into a terrifying new place.
Ahh, memories long past, of times of terror and also of the Hudge constantly being an asshole. Such is life when you are a guinea pig.
Anyway, here's a town.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=unity
Find a restaurant! :D
Sterrance's mighty sniffer sniffs out some people food!
author=Kloe
Then order some icecream.
Her normal state of terror is overridden by the prospect of food!
She wheeks at the workers inside for several minutes until someone throws her a cone to get her to shut up and go away.
Wait WTF Sterrance can't eat this! It's all cold and not a vegetable!
author=Sooz
Wait WTF Sterrance can't eat this! It's all cold and not a vegetable!
Oh no! Sterrance should have asked for a Hampster Icecream made of lettuce, too late now, I suggest Sterry goes and trades the icecream for a lettuce.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=Kloe
Oh no! Sterrance should have asked for a Hampster Icecream made of lettuce, too late now, I suggest Sterry goes and trades the icecream for a lettuce.
Hamster ice cream?! That would be much too small for a guinea pig! Especially a big fat fatty like Sterrance! The very idea!
Anyway, she returns to the restaurant and continues wheeking. Somewhere in the universe, unity feels really guilty and doesn't know why.
The staff at the restaurant inform Sterrance that there is no lettuce to be had, and anyway, they do not offer refunds. Also, go away.
Welp.
At least there's food here!
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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author=Mirak
Enter the bush at the left and see who is living inside.
Well, it's not eating, but...
Sterrance is way too large to enter the bush.
"Good day to you, Madam."
"Hello."
"I am Sir Skitterbottom the Third. Might I have the pleasure of your acquaintance?"
"I'm Sterrance."
"Ms. Sterrance, if I may ask, why is it that you have chosen to disrupt my living quarters?"
"It's my duty. I am on an adventure."
"Ahh, say no more. My uncle went on an adventure, once. Years ago, that is. I'm afraid he didn't take to it, poor fellow."
"It's not so bad so far. I got to eat some grass."
"This is your first, I take it?
"Yes. Mostly I don't leave my house."
"Well, I can offer little in the way of physical aid, but if you have any questions, I would be happy to offer whatever information and advice I can."
