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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I had Mexican
Not sure it was fully cooked
Cappucino ass
Not sure it was fully cooked
Cappucino ass
Squish Squash, Sling that Slang
I'm always right back at ya
with my, Boomerang
I'm always right back at ya
with my, Boomerang
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Tyrannosaurus
SECOND Tyrannosaurus
The double whammy!!!
SECOND Tyrannosaurus
The double whammy!!!
LockeZ
Tyrannosaurus
SECOND Tyrannosaurus
The double whammy!!!
Best haiku ever
You have won the internet
Everyone go home
Flying Jester is
Living the Dream everyday yay
and then he wakes up
Living the Dream everyday yay
and then he wakes up
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Barf into my mouth
Bleed into my arteries
Poop into my butt
Bleed into my arteries
Poop into my butt
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
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Haiku Haiku Hai
ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Hai
ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Hai
When a cold wind blows
it chills you right to the bone
BUTTHERESNOTHINGINNATURETHATFREEZESYOURHEARTLIKEYEARSOFBEINGALONE
it chills you right to the bone
BUTTHERESNOTHINGINNATURETHATFREEZESYOURHEARTLIKEYEARSOFBEINGALONE
For a bad haiku
you need ingenuity
so step it up yo.
------
Take this example,
Neapolitan Ice Cream?
Never liked it much.
------
Shall I compare thee
to a lovely summer day?
Cuz baby, you're hot.
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For the japanese
words of beauty blossom forth
from within the heart. (i'd bet)
you need ingenuity
so step it up yo.
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Take this example,
Neapolitan Ice Cream?
Never liked it much.
------
Shall I compare thee
to a lovely summer day?
Cuz baby, you're hot.
------
For the japanese
words of beauty blossom forth
from within the heart. (i'd bet)
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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I once had a thought
It slowly died in my head
That's the end of that
It slowly died in my head
That's the end of that
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Icing shaped like balls
Scrumptious scrotal cake decor
Wait this is a hair
Scrumptious scrotal cake decor
Wait this is a hair
Everything is Nothing
I Pushed the Big Red Button
Flame and Pain Arrived
I Pushed the Big Red Button
Flame and Pain Arrived
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Flappy discount meat
Soggy roast beef, red and warm
I'm thinkin' Arby's
Soggy roast beef, red and warm
I'm thinkin' Arby's
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
One winged angel
Drops from the ceiling on high
Stabs ur girlfriend
Drops from the ceiling on high
Stabs ur girlfriend



















