AWFUL HAIKUS

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CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
They were funny tho
Funnier than my ones too
How does the Cash cry?
文法がすき
それでも私たち
はよくない

5 syllables is a lot harder than I thought lol.

I like no bacon.
No bacon for me, not me
Let roomies eat it
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Tech support, please hold.
Your call's important to us.
Please stay on the line.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
A million dollars
Could you just crawl away?
Snails are very wise
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
4523
come on and slam now
welcome to the slam-jam now
it is time to slam
We are aware yes
The support is informed
Please wait a few years
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Turn it off and on
Have you checked if it's plugged in?
I'll put you on hold.
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
The phone is ringing
"Hello, banana speaking.
Is this my nana?"
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
Education, bros
That's where it's at, learn fine arts
And work at McD's.
Butter Butter Fly
Rains from heaven to the sky
Oh it melted, why?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Uh-oh, Kylaila
That one was a good haiku
It shouldn't be here.
Had peanut butter,
And wrote a haiku I like
I can't help it, now.

Aww.. my haiku has a right to exist, just like a tree or a star! *sadface*
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Anyone else here
Got Jacksfilms' tune stuck in head
He plays for haikus?
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Cashewterpillar
Processed within a cocoon
Peanut butterfly
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
But that makes no sense
Cashews are not peanuts dude
What drugs are you on?
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
Zoloft, Naproxen
Codeine, Losartan, Xanax
Ciprofloxacin
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
3359
Discord adventure
Brianna stole Lib's money
But we got it back
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Unacceptable
Eons passed since yesterday
Approve my game NOW!!!
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
3359
Approval denied
No one wants rips from NES games
You need better maps.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
I'll just resubmit
Surely you made a mistake
You'll like my game, now