[MAFIA!] WRITE ONE PARAGRAPH OF EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT THE PERSON YOU'RE LYNCHING - PREDICTABLY CANCELLED

Finally it had happened! In his town! Mystery Inc. had just solved a mystery in his town, and he was there to see that final, beautiful unveiling of the criminal. LockeZ slipped into the crowd and was just in time to see the ripping off of the mask at her hands. Velma Dinkley... Each bob of her glasses, the fluttering of her skirt, each semi-condescending word of explanation as it passed from her lips... It was heaven. Just as everything was wrapping up, and the gang was all chatting before going back into van and the next town, LockeZ snuck up to them and tried to quietly get Velma's attention. He was nervous and stuttering, and asked, "O-oh, ah, Velma. I-I'm a huge fan! I was wondering if you could spare a minute! It would be an honor to talk to you!"
She turned and regarded him with an eye that sent thrills up his spine. "Oh? Just talk?" He was speechless for a moment, but she just laughed and motioned him around the side of a building. "Oh lighten up, come on, over here. I've always got time for a fan." Once they passed into the shadow of the building, Velma quickly looked over her shoulder, then addressed LockeZ again. "So, I take it your a big Velma fan, am I right?" LockeZ nodded, heart beating a bit faster. She smirked dangerously, and replied, "That's what I thought. Well, let me give you the same intro I give to every groupie. Think of it as... an initiation, and an interview, all in one." In a moment, she had him up against a wall with surprising strength for her frame. She lifted her skirt, and unbuckled a strap hidden within. What came swinging loose was the business end of the largest Strap-on dildo LockeZ had ever seen. She smiled devilishly, and said "I always come prepared. Don't disappoint me, little boy... Now, say aaah!"