SPELUNKYING BONUS PAGE: HIGH SCORES

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halibabica
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from NeverSilent
The image doesn't seem to appear for me, so I just read the page on the original page.

Ah, geez...I did a thing that broke a thing. Apparently when you update an image, it gets a brand new image ID instead of keeping its existing one. All the pages that stopped showing were recently tweaked. I fixed the links now, though!
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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His obsession with those idols may have almost killed him and his friend numerous times by now - but at least he's a gentleman. Besides, the Man Trap would probably enjoy some slowly lava-cooked human if they found it conveniently trapped on a perilous ledge.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Magical physics-defying rope is the best kind of rope.
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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from NeverSilent
Besides, the Man Trap would probably enjoy some slowly lava-cooked human if they found it conveniently trapped on a perilous ledge.

But then he'd need a way out of the pit, too! :P

from Jeroen_Sol
Magical physics-defying rope is the best kind of rope.

I actually try to explain how this works in the next part, even though it's still mostly garbage nonsense. Oh, game mechanics...you so ridiculous.
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
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Ropes are great. They remind me of old comics. I'm sure they're ancient sentient ropes of Montezuma. They became sentient after blood of countless human sacrifices soaked them.
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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o_O

I don't think they're that whimsical, but a sentient rope could sure have its uses. Provided it was on your side, of course.
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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Due to life circumstances, future updates will be on Tuesdays at 5.

4-4: Rock You Like a Hawkman
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
That's a pretty interesting way of explaining how those ropes work. It almost sounds believable!
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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It's teetering on the edge of Not Complete Bullshit. XD
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
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Now you just need to draw the chain.
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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Only those two links. They're so much more manageable already. XD
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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Seeing all of this, you kind of have to admire these two for still being alive. That ruins area is just one big death trap of death.

Also, I finally bought the new Spelunky version myself, and... let's just say, I haven't been doing nearly as well as these two.
halibabica
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I've been meaning to play the HD version; I just never got around to it. Too many other games to play, too little time to play them. I spoiled myself on all its secrets anyway though because I'm pathetic.
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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author=halibabica
I spoiled myself on all its secrets anyway though because as an artist with integrity, I felt it was necessary to do proper research for this comic.

That's what you meant to say, right?
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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Nope, this comic is based exclusively on classic Spelunky. I had no excuse for scouting HD except my own desire to look ahead. But it's whatever I don't get too invested in spoilers.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
So Damsel wears red clothes, and kills things by jumping on them...

Hmm...