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SPELUNKYING BONUS PAGE: HIGH SCORES

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NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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Apart from the fact that even a skilled Spelunky player would likely not have survived so many instances of its attack, that's a pretty accurate depiction of those crusher traps, I'd say. Those things are just pure evil.
halibabica
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Definitely true. Hero should've been dead four times over here. Plot armor???
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6299
Can I buy some of that plot armour at the black market? Then maybe I could finally beat Spelunky after almost 150 deaths so far...
halibabica
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Only 150 deaths? Some folks can't do it until over 1000! You gotta get more untimely demises under your belt. Just make sure you aren't dying the same way every time, and you'll pull through. ;3
Cap_H
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I can feel the grand finale coming.
halibabica
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But it's three floors away! o.o
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I forget what a tomb lord is.
halibabica
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They're the giant locust-puking mummies.
halibabica
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4-12: Scepter Skeptic


So, uh, they released a trailer for Spelunky 2 just yesterday, and my ship has officially been sunk by canon.



But I'll keep on keepin' on anyway.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Since when does Spelunky have other characters besides the hero, the damsel, and the shopkeeper?
halibabica
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The HD version introduced a ton of playable characters you can unlock. Seems Derek picked one of the female options and ran with it. Damsel not being the one chosen, she has no part of Spelunky Guy's canon future.

That doesn't affect my plans as much as it might seem like it would, but I do wonder if I could've altered this outcome by finishing this comic sooner. I mean, Derek is an appreciator of the medium, after all.

from Derek
Hi, welcome! My name's Derek Yu, and I'm a 24-year-old illustrator and game designer living in San Francisco. I like comic books, video games, and pigeons.
Cap_H
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Everyone can tell that your comic is not canon, because of the nose. Noses are canon.

The trailer is very cute btw.
halibabica
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I have always hated that clown nose. I'm not even kidding. But even so, my art style usually forgoes noses anyway...




seriously like holy shit why a clown nose god almighty
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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Wait, does that actually happen if you blow up a magmaman with a bomb? Good thing I've never tried that.

Also, talk about holding a grudge. Kali needs some serious therapy.
halibabica
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In classic Spelunky, yes, explosions will multiply magma men. I dunno about in HD...

The ball 'n chain thing is another relic of the old version. It can be destroyed without incident in HD.