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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Well I suppose we just have to sit on this horse for now.

''Since we'll be here for a while, wanna hear a bad joke? What's brown and sticky?

A STICK

HA''
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''Hey, hey, what did the buffalo say when his son left for college?


Bison''
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''Why did the picture go to jail?


IT WAS FRAMED''
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
If you guys want to mess around, be my guest. Jokes etc. It's funny! But I will be away today and tomorrow. Moving to a new city and then a wedding. I'll have my next big post on Sunday, probably.

pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
I careful memorize these jokes. They could be useful some day.

Oh, I roll a 3 for that, but not for getting where I'm going?
what better way to commemorate my visit (and give the other players a turn to catch up to me XD) than to take a selfie? I pull in flipper and flapper and say,

"Say curdled cheeese!"

got a 4!
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309


Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
FLASH!
Another ducklips picture for the album!
+1 Plot Point!
However, the delay does not see the return of Moodonna's compatriots. Indeed, quite some time passes, and they do not follow. Perhaps Moodonna is alone in this adventure. Alone if not for Flipper and Flapper, at least.
The Wild Wilds in the West await!
On the horizon, there were three things. The railroad you've been following, a military fort, and a farmer's ranch.

Pianotm / Flower and Frogge / Princess Kenny
Try as Flower might, he could not track Moodonna. Perhaps it was the incessant prattling from Princess Kenny, perhaps it was the howling winds blowing away the hoof marks, or perhaps Flower just wasn't good at tracking. Nonetheless, the pair found themselves alone in the Wild Wilds in the West.
In the distant horizon, there were three significant landmarks. A gambling hall, a tavern, and a prison.
+1 Plot Point each for staying in character and telling jokes!
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Tavern! Drinks on me everyone.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"Yes! Let's go to the tavern and see what we can learn!"

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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
I was thinking more... slacking off but sure
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Oh! This might be a useful secret to remember!
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
You know what I wanna remember? What taking a nap feels like.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower and Frogge / Princess Kenny
The pair of hairless working stiffs spur their horse onward, and before they know it, they've arrived at tavern. Sheltered from the dusty flatlands by an outcrop of red rock, this old bar sees many a traveller on a daily basis. Evident by the well-worn trail leading up to it from various sides.
The front is plastered with a lot of overlapping signs and billboard advertisements, that will require a Read roll to decipher.
Beneath the excess signage, a comfortable front porch swings around the front and sides of this establishment, complete with a railing for leanin', chairs for sittin', and buckets for spittin'. In front of the porch are several horse hitches, and a water trough.
The entrance to the bar is an open frame with two little swing gates to pass through ceremoniously.
Inside there is the sound of piano music, the smell of vomit, and the sight of darkness.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
The cow and penguins spend the turn rubbing their eyes from the bright flash of Moodonna's camera.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Read the front.

10
Let's check out the military fort!

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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Walk straight into the darkness! What's the worst that could happen?
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower
The signs overlap like crazy, making it difficult to read, but Flower manages to piece together that everything is fine out here in the Wild Wilds in the West. There's another sign that tells about how safe and effective Bill Barren's Snakeoil Tonic is.
Beside the door that Flower sees Princess Kenny wander through, there is a big poster that has a snarling face of Mr Sezeso. At least it looks like Mr Sezeso. Flower would recognize his telltale snarling a mile away. Above the face says, "WAN ED", broken up by a tear in the page. Whatever Wan Ed meant, was certainly above Flower's pay grade.

Frogge / Princess Kenny
The darkness devours the princess frog, where there are sounds of piano music. Nothing is visible beyond the front door. No lamps are lit, and the windows are all boarded up. Only faint edges of objects can be seen from the door. There appears to be several overturned chairs and tables. The place seems like a mess. No one or thing stirs, yet the piano continues, as Princess Kenny wanders inside.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
Before she knew it, the military base was before her. It was made of sharpened tree trunks, all lined up together to create four walls. Up above, a head poked out. It belonged to a bulldog. Similar in appearance to Mr Sezeso.
"What d'ya want?!" the bulldog barked. He was snarling something fierce.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Hmm...oh...the secrets. Take and examine the WAN ED poster of Mr. Sezeso.

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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''HELLO? ANYONE? GOT ANY BOOZE?''

Roll(2d6)+0:
3,4,+0
Total:7

''geez, was some slacking off to much to ask for?''
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower
The signage all over seems to have been left in place for some time. Though, strangely, none of the signs were worn out in the same way. Almost as if they were taken from various places, and stuck together here to create a shelter. In fact, the more Flower looked, the less he could see any actual building. It was just signs. Signs, signs, signs, signs! The secret of this tavern is that there was no tavern! It was all a facade!
On closer examination, the Wan Ed sign had some smaller writing.
"Beware Mad Dog Sezeso! Reward $1,000,000! Extremely dangerous!"
And under the Wan Ed portion of the sign, someone had wrote with a red crayon:
THIS MY BAR WEAR U NO COM IN!

OR ELSES!


+1 Plot Point for uncovering the TRUTH!

Frogge / Princess Kenny
In the darkness you hear the piano, which had been playing a jovial jaunty ragtime tune, come to a slow halt.
The music comes to a dead stop, and a stool pushes back, scraping on the wooden floor.
Framed in the darkness and faint light, a lumpering form of a bulldog stands up. Looming over Princess Kenny. The huge beast must have touched the ceiling, but it was impossible to tell.
The monstrous bull dog took one big step forward, moving into the light. Just enough for the sun to etch out the edges of his face wrinkles and large snarling tusk-like teeth.