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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Teleport us somewhere, anywhere safe.

11

It'll be over an active volcano, I'm guessing.
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Also I am very offended doggy sees flower as his best friend when I've been done nothing but play with him all this time.

And I'm probably gonna wake up to a volcano. Talk about bad day v.v
"Oh, what gentlemonkeys!"

Time for a GROUP SELFIE with the monkeys~
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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower
Weary of the uncomfortable surroundings, Flower decides to hastily teleport away!
There was the sound of air suddenly being displaced.
BAMF!
And then, Flower was nowhere to be seen.

Frogge / Princess Kenny
Like a loose piece of paper, Kenny gets caught by a breeze and wafts free from the surface he landed on, gently falling behind the group of monkeys near Moodonna.
Kenny is no longer Boggled!

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
What a moment! A group selfie shot for the album. Moodonna quickly ushers everyone together. The monkeys, horses, penguins all hold up their guns like gangsters. Flipper tosses up a gang sign. South-Sieeeeede, homey!
Right before Moodonna hits the picture button, Princess Kenny wobbly stands up behind the monkeys in an accidental photobomb, and...
BAMF!
Flower suddenly appears inside Moodonna's clothes, alongside Moodonna!
FLASH!!!

Everybody except for Moodonna, Princess Kenny and Flower is Boggled; they all see stars and wobble around, bumping into each other.
Moodonna and Flower are somehow sharing sunglasses, and Princess Kenny's eyes were half closed.

+1 Plot Point Each, for reuniting! And now, on with the show~
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Oh, phew. Good to be back!

Oh, uhhh, I see this place has turned absolutely chaotic.

I attempt to help anyone who has fallen.

Roll(2d6)+0:
3,5,+0
Total:8
I'll help kenny out cuz why not?

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pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"Darn it! I was trying to find the La Brea Tar Pits!"

Yeah, help out.

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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Hahahahaha... ho boy...

Frogge / Princess Kenny, Pianotm / Flower,
and Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags

As the three of heroes attempt to empathetically aid their newfound friends, they are met with instant hostility from the Monkeys. In their blinded state, the monkey prisoners assumed our Steam Ahead Co. employees were gorillas and attacked!

Princess Kenny takes 2 Damage! Bonked in the head!
Flower takes 6 Damage! Ganged up on by 2 monkeys!
Moodonna takes 3 Damage! Tripped by a monkey!


Flower, in the end of a flurry of blows, keels over, a battered pulp. Fallen Down, lose 3 Turns!
A ring of little Loch Ness Monsters circle his head.

After the onslaught, the monkeys rampage out of the hole in the wall created by the rhinoceros, choosing freedom over loyalty to Flapper.

***+1 Plot Point for Pianotm
I tried adding this earlier, but my phone died. The tar pit joke was great!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Oh! Can I have little Loch Ness monsters circling my head?
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
There's only one thing to do










scream like a little girl and run

Roll(2d6)+0:
4,3,+0
Total:7
How unpleasant... ;w; I'll gather of my peeps and leave through the same hole. Get my barings a little.

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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Frogge / Princess Kenny
It's too much! Too much! In a fit of anguish, Princess Kenny runs straight towards the hole in the wall, but misses and hits the spot beside the hole, only to continue running into the Wild Wilds of the West, leaving behind a Princess Kenny-shaped hole.
3 Damage by impact!
When Kenny comes to his senses, he is in an area filled with weird cactus plants.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
Well, well. Perhaps Princess Kenny wasn't in the mood for rhino antics. With Flipper and Flapper at her side, Moodonna moseyed on out.
Flipper hefted the unconscious sea serpent over his horses' saddlebag.
Moodonna then looked around a bit while Flapper surveyed the map.
Before the trio lay the track Moodonna followed to get there. To the left, would go back to Steam Ahead Co. trainyard, and to the right would continue on to whatever problem caused the ceased railroad building.

2 Turns for Flower
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
I try to grab a cactus plant as a weapon to ward off the enemy!

Roll(2d6)+0:
6,4,+0
Total:10
I'll follow the track toward the problem. We must free up that railroad! Surely Flower will be happy to come with~

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pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
*singing discordantly*
"Camptown ladies sing dis song! 'Do dah! Do dah!'
"De Camptown race track five mile long, oh, do dah day!
"Guin' to run all night! Guin' to run all day!
"Dey fly along like a railway car, oh, do dah day!"
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Frogge / Princess Kenny
The spikes of the cactus instantly pierce Princess Kenny's hand, dealing 3 Damage! However, when he rips off the cactus limb, he is armed with a 1d6+3 club! Pointy!
+1 Cactus Club (1d6+3 Damage)
As Kenny does this, a large shadow looms over him. Someone is standing behind him!

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
The posse ambles along towards the problem, and before Moodonna knows it, the track comes to an end.
It seems to stop abruptly. The track laying train car is laying on the grass nearby, nursing a wounded wheel. Not far off, is a shack not marked on your map.

1 Turn for Pianotm
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
I turn around and attempt to handshake whatever it is. A firm handshake is the key to dominance.

Roll(2d6)+0:
1,3,+0
Total:4
check out the train first

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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Frogge / Princess Kenny
Kenny wheels around and grasps the unresisting hand of Dogpile, who appears distressed and worried.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
It appears, to Moodonna, that the train is perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with it.

Pianotm / Flower
Blinking, Flower awakens, draped across the horse of Moodonna. From his vantage point, there is a shack visible just beyond where the train tracks end.
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''Dogpile!!!

Wait, you're here, but where's everyone else?''

I look around searching for moodonna and flower.

Roll(2d6)+0:
3,6,+0
Total:9