COLLAVORATIVE STORY GAME
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Before something truly horrible could occur, there was a loud knock at the door. Dude snapped nervously to attention.
"Dudette, you might want to, like, hide or something." Dude said quietly to Elise. Fighting off her hunger pangs, she shrunk into a corner just barely out of view. As Dude cracked the door, she could see the visitor was the eagle they saw scouting around earlier.
The eagle threw the door open and sauntered inside. Dude was knocked backward with an exclamation of "Geez, dude!" The eagle clicked his beak disapprovingly. He was a lot bigger than any modern-day eagle.
"Address your superior respectfully, Dudrick." He said condescendingly.
"Sorry dude, I mean, Sir Baldur Dude." Dude managed to fumble out.
Baldur took a quick glance around the room. Luckily, Torungu had turned over in his sleep, concealing himself better with the blanket. Elise tucked further into the corner, hoping not to be noticed. It seemed Baldur's mechanical eyepiece was better suited to scouting vast landscapes than small chambers, as he overlooked both humans. Or maybe he just rolled a nat one on his search.
"Something I can do for you, Sir Dude?" Dude clucked nervously.
"Dudette, you might want to, like, hide or something." Dude said quietly to Elise. Fighting off her hunger pangs, she shrunk into a corner just barely out of view. As Dude cracked the door, she could see the visitor was the eagle they saw scouting around earlier.
The eagle threw the door open and sauntered inside. Dude was knocked backward with an exclamation of "Geez, dude!" The eagle clicked his beak disapprovingly. He was a lot bigger than any modern-day eagle.
"Address your superior respectfully, Dudrick." He said condescendingly.
"Sorry dude, I mean, Sir Baldur Dude." Dude managed to fumble out.
Baldur took a quick glance around the room. Luckily, Torungu had turned over in his sleep, concealing himself better with the blanket. Elise tucked further into the corner, hoping not to be noticed. It seemed Baldur's mechanical eyepiece was better suited to scouting vast landscapes than small chambers, as he overlooked both humans. Or maybe he just rolled a nat one on his search.
"Something I can do for you, Sir Dude?" Dude clucked nervously.
Baldur sneered at Dudrick and said, "I know you're friends with that human scientist. What's his name?"
"Bro, totally no idea what you're even talking about, dude!"
Baldur chuckled and removed his helmet. Holding under one wing, he said, "Playing dumb, eh? Of course, you don't have to play at that very hard, do you?"
"Noperino! I'm a complete birdbrain!"
At that moment, a loud crack filled the room as a blackjack came down hard on Baldur's head. One of Baldur's eyes shot to the side while the other stared straight ahead. He crumpled to the floor and remained there motionless.
Elise was standing there and said, "Birdbrain, meet brained bird!" She pulled the Eagle's armor and tech off and said, "I wonder what Eagle tastes like?"
While she cleaned Baldur and put him in the oven, Dudrick took a piece of Baldur's tech, opened the door to his home, and threw it as hard as he could. When he was done, Baldur was cooking and Dudrick said, "Thank you so much! That dude's always been such a drag!"
"Bro, totally no idea what you're even talking about, dude!"
Baldur chuckled and removed his helmet. Holding under one wing, he said, "Playing dumb, eh? Of course, you don't have to play at that very hard, do you?"
"Noperino! I'm a complete birdbrain!"
At that moment, a loud crack filled the room as a blackjack came down hard on Baldur's head. One of Baldur's eyes shot to the side while the other stared straight ahead. He crumpled to the floor and remained there motionless.
Elise was standing there and said, "Birdbrain, meet brained bird!" She pulled the Eagle's armor and tech off and said, "I wonder what Eagle tastes like?"
While she cleaned Baldur and put him in the oven, Dudrick took a piece of Baldur's tech, opened the door to his home, and threw it as hard as he could. When he was done, Baldur was cooking and Dudrick said, "Thank you so much! That dude's always been such a drag!"













