THE SEVERED FINGER - A DISCORD STORY
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This is my new favorite discord chat story and I thought y'all may like it
BONUS (this was a sarcastic comment I made a little before the posts above :P)











BONUS (this was a sarcastic comment I made a little before the posts above :P)
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
A Frogge ain't nothin' if he don't have a bone.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
wahahahaha. I saw some of this, but not the whole thing. XD
If ever it should happen
That a finger must be found,
He's got a little list!
He's got a little list,
Of many people's digits
That are severed and abound
And never would be missed!
They never would be missed!
The working woman's pinky
That she accidentally lost
A hazard of her field
(It still needs to defrost)
The wedding finger of a zombie
While infected he did lose
It didn't really bother him
'Cause on your brain he chews
Frogge's got that on the list!
You know it's on the list!
He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list!
And they'll none of them be missed--They'll none of them be missed.
(Sorry. I kind of got carried away.)
(Sung to the tune of "I've Got a Little List" from the Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan)
That a finger must be found,
He's got a little list!
He's got a little list,
Of many people's digits
That are severed and abound
And never would be missed!
They never would be missed!
The working woman's pinky
That she accidentally lost
A hazard of her field
(It still needs to defrost)
The wedding finger of a zombie
While infected he did lose
It didn't really bother him
'Cause on your brain he chews
Frogge's got that on the list!
You know it's on the list!
He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list!
And they'll none of them be missed--They'll none of them be missed.
(Sorry. I kind of got carried away.)
(Sung to the tune of "I've Got a Little List" from the Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan)
Frogge and the nine fin-gers,
And the Ring of Doooom!
Why does he have nine fin-gers?
Where iiiiis theeee Riiiiing of Doooooom?
*is shot*
And the Ring of Doooom!
Why does he have nine fin-gers?
Where iiiiis theeee Riiiiing of Doooooom?
*is shot*
Every time I read this topic title, I think frogge has opened a bar. The severed finger is a great name for one, and it could serve pond water for drinks. Only the most renowned of frogge's customers gets one of his severed fingers though.
Frogge is apparently pronounced weird. So, it's not Froggy.
His name is pronounced "frozhe". Basically, you pronounce it like you're saying "froze" while drunk.
author=pianotmWhich makes absolute no god damn sense, but hey it's a-okay!
His name is pronounced "frozhe". Basically, you pronounce it like you're saying "froze" while drunk.
Never knew that. Well if we combine froze and froggy, perhaps he could serve frozen pond water. Not sure how we'd drink it, so the idea will have to be fleshed out some more.
author=InfectionFilesauthor=pianotmWhich makes absolute no god damn sense, but hey it's a-okay!
His name is pronounced "frozhe". Basically, you pronounce it like you're saying "froze" while drunk.
I also like to pronounce it as Froggy, don't let them tell you how to pronounce his name! Fight the power! >:O
author=OzzyTheOneFIGHT THE POWER! #downwithweirdlypronouncednameswhenitsoundslikesomethingthatmakessenseauthor=InfectionFilesI also like to pronounce it as Froggy, don't let them tell you how to pronounce his name! Fight the power! >:Oauthor=pianotmWhich makes absolute no god damn sense, but hey it's a-okay!
His name is pronounced "frozhe". Basically, you pronounce it like you're saying "froze" while drunk.
I let people pronounce it however they want. You can pronounce it as Froggy, I just pronounce it as Frogge.
Yes, we should all pronounce it as ''jif'' because ''gif'' just sounds like something a first grader learning english as a second language would say
author=InfectionFiles
#downwithweirdlypronouncednameswhenitsoundslikesomethingthatmakessense
Yes, we should all pronounce it as ''jif'' because ''gif'' just sounds like something a first grader learning english as a second language would say
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
author=Frogge
I just pronounce it as Frogge.
... That's like saying you pronounce potato potato. We still don't know if it's potayto or potahto...




















