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It's not easy being Green
Illy had heard the rumours. There was a man. A... special man. On this mountain.
Illy had always been different. He was good at hiding it, most of the time. Even in relationships, he could usually coast by for a good long while before anyone suspected. And his second girlfriend, she was very open to things! Just, eventually, she started to question the... masks, the fake fur, and the tail he wanted her to wear. But it was probably the strap on that was the final straw. Hard to say.
He felt bad for her, really - she wanted to have a family, and that was probably not in Illy's deck right now.
But then he heard, there was some kind of animal man! A real life one! It sounded like fate had thrown him a bone. This man, that was who he was meant to be with. Before then he was considering a neighbor's d- well, probably best not to dwell on the past.
He hiked on, his keen eyes searching all the path and the surrounding foliage for a sign of this ... wonderous creature!
Two hours later he was resting in a clearing next to an absolutely beautiful waterall, just gazing at the bubbling waters, when he heard a noise behind him. "Who goeth there!?" said a strangely reverberant voice.
Illy turned to find a.. a-a-a-Frog! A frog man! Standing before him. Clothed like a man, and bearing a sword. But all frog underneath, baby...
"I-I'm Illy, I came up here to find you!" Illy splurted out, the words rolling out all crammed together.
The frog man looked at him quizically. "Hmm, 'tis dangerous, this place. What is the matter?"
Blushing, Illy said, "W-well... I..." he looked up at the frog man, and bit his lip.
The Frog man blinked and stood still for a few moments, until reality dawned on him. "Oh, my goodness!"
Truth be told, the mountain was a cold lonely place. And while he wasn't particularly enamored with men, Frog wasn't exactly a choosy man right now. He doffed his pants, and Illy seemed to quiver at the sight of the slimy member.
OoOoO
The night sky was clear and fresh on the mountain. The songs of night creatures spun and danced on the breeze. But above them all could be heard, all the way down the mountain, a loud ribbeting, and the cries of some other, hauntingly desperate sounding animal.
~Fin~
Illy had heard the rumours. There was a man. A... special man. On this mountain.
Illy had always been different. He was good at hiding it, most of the time. Even in relationships, he could usually coast by for a good long while before anyone suspected. And his second girlfriend, she was very open to things! Just, eventually, she started to question the... masks, the fake fur, and the tail he wanted her to wear. But it was probably the strap on that was the final straw. Hard to say.
He felt bad for her, really - she wanted to have a family, and that was probably not in Illy's deck right now.
But then he heard, there was some kind of animal man! A real life one! It sounded like fate had thrown him a bone. This man, that was who he was meant to be with. Before then he was considering a neighbor's d- well, probably best not to dwell on the past.
He hiked on, his keen eyes searching all the path and the surrounding foliage for a sign of this ... wonderous creature!
Two hours later he was resting in a clearing next to an absolutely beautiful waterall, just gazing at the bubbling waters, when he heard a noise behind him. "Who goeth there!?" said a strangely reverberant voice.
Illy turned to find a.. a-a-a-Frog! A frog man! Standing before him. Clothed like a man, and bearing a sword. But all frog underneath, baby...
"I-I'm Illy, I came up here to find you!" Illy splurted out, the words rolling out all crammed together.
The frog man looked at him quizically. "Hmm, 'tis dangerous, this place. What is the matter?"
Blushing, Illy said, "W-well... I..." he looked up at the frog man, and bit his lip.
The Frog man blinked and stood still for a few moments, until reality dawned on him. "Oh, my goodness!"
Truth be told, the mountain was a cold lonely place. And while he wasn't particularly enamored with men, Frog wasn't exactly a choosy man right now. He doffed his pants, and Illy seemed to quiver at the sight of the slimy member.
OoOoO
The night sky was clear and fresh on the mountain. The songs of night creatures spun and danced on the breeze. But above them all could be heard, all the way down the mountain, a loud ribbeting, and the cries of some other, hauntingly desperate sounding animal.
~Fin~
This one is a bit more lewd, but it's for you Kyla. Enjoy!
Hot for Teacher
"Yes, well, sufficed to say, due to certain crimes, your old teacher, Quistis, finds herself unable to teach this class at the present time. So, from now until the foreseeable future, I will be taking on all her duties" Kyla said, on her knees. Around her, a group of rowdy male students had gathered and snickered.
Her blouse was open, and one or two of the boys had already begun to explore her study guide very vigorously. She would have given a few early pointers, but just at the moment she was giving two of her prized students some hands-on experience.
"Mmm, good work Squall, Zell. You've been practicing keeping yourselves in check!"
The two boys were staying perfectly still, trying very hard to maintain composure while their new professor handled their lessons personally. Kyla always gave 100% in class, and it reflected well on her students. They were all very obedient.
The rest of the boys were getting impatient, though. They had pulled her breasts out of her blouse completely now, and the older and more confident boys were taking full advantage.
"Aaah, very good, students. Hah, hah, you're all learning so mmmmuch~!" Her head was getting foggy now.
"So, Squall, Zell, what were your marks on your test last week?" She asked, making a point to grip them both a little more firmly. To his credit, Squall was able to resist flinching. Points for him!
"Umm, s-seventy-two, Miss Kyla!" Zell blurted. Nice, that was five points better than last time! He was definitely getting better.
"..." Squall paused a moment. "Eighty-eight."
"Oh my goodness, Squall, that's a twelve percent improvement! Thaaat deserves a reward."
She aligned herself to face squall only, now, and placed both her hands on his thighs. Slowly, she took him in to her mouth. He squirmed long under her ministrations. The rest of the class looked on jealously.
"Mmm, do you want to know what 90's get?" Kyla teased, backing off more a moment to breathe. "Maybe a little taste would properly motivate you boys?"
Kyla stood up, walked to her desk, faced away from them and spread her legs a bit. "Don't be shy, boys, everyone getsa little turn... Just save it all for in here, okay~?" she said, pointing to her drooling, open mouth.
OoO 20 minutes later OoO
"Yes, yes, just fucking give it to me, my lovely students. Cover my with your young cum!" She squealed as they obliged her.
Unfortunately, about 8 seconds into the bukakke fest, a sounds chimed out over the speakers. "Attention. Attention. Emergency Staff Meeting. Attention. All SeeD Instructors are to report to the Headmaster's Office."
OoO Five minutes Later OoO
"Ah, good to see you made it as well, Kyla. Now, on to - goodness, what happened to you?" Cid said, at first merely glancing in her direction but now staring in shock.
Kyla sat, a little shakily, at the table. Her hair was clumped together, her clothes were buttoned up wrong, and smeared with some unidentifiable stain all over, and some of her eyelashes seemed to be sticking together.
"Oh umm... I. Well. I was... having a shower and I heard the call right in the middle of the conditioning. I tripped, and things got... messy. Sorry, Headmaster."
The room stared silently for a moment, and Cid said, "Hmm, that's a good point, I think in the future we'll need to maybe give staff a bit more time to arrive. Sorry, Kyla."
Relieved, she blew out a sigh, smiled, and said, "No worries, headmaster. All in the line of duty!"
~Fin~
Hot for Teacher
"Yes, well, sufficed to say, due to certain crimes, your old teacher, Quistis, finds herself unable to teach this class at the present time. So, from now until the foreseeable future, I will be taking on all her duties" Kyla said, on her knees. Around her, a group of rowdy male students had gathered and snickered.
Her blouse was open, and one or two of the boys had already begun to explore her study guide very vigorously. She would have given a few early pointers, but just at the moment she was giving two of her prized students some hands-on experience.
"Mmm, good work Squall, Zell. You've been practicing keeping yourselves in check!"
The two boys were staying perfectly still, trying very hard to maintain composure while their new professor handled their lessons personally. Kyla always gave 100% in class, and it reflected well on her students. They were all very obedient.
The rest of the boys were getting impatient, though. They had pulled her breasts out of her blouse completely now, and the older and more confident boys were taking full advantage.
"Aaah, very good, students. Hah, hah, you're all learning so mmmmuch~!" Her head was getting foggy now.
"So, Squall, Zell, what were your marks on your test last week?" She asked, making a point to grip them both a little more firmly. To his credit, Squall was able to resist flinching. Points for him!
"Umm, s-seventy-two, Miss Kyla!" Zell blurted. Nice, that was five points better than last time! He was definitely getting better.
"..." Squall paused a moment. "Eighty-eight."
"Oh my goodness, Squall, that's a twelve percent improvement! Thaaat deserves a reward."
She aligned herself to face squall only, now, and placed both her hands on his thighs. Slowly, she took him in to her mouth. He squirmed long under her ministrations. The rest of the class looked on jealously.
"Mmm, do you want to know what 90's get?" Kyla teased, backing off more a moment to breathe. "Maybe a little taste would properly motivate you boys?"
Kyla stood up, walked to her desk, faced away from them and spread her legs a bit. "Don't be shy, boys, everyone getsa little turn... Just save it all for in here, okay~?" she said, pointing to her drooling, open mouth.
OoO 20 minutes later OoO
"Yes, yes, just fucking give it to me, my lovely students. Cover my with your young cum!" She squealed as they obliged her.
Unfortunately, about 8 seconds into the bukakke fest, a sounds chimed out over the speakers. "Attention. Attention. Emergency Staff Meeting. Attention. All SeeD Instructors are to report to the Headmaster's Office."
OoO Five minutes Later OoO
"Ah, good to see you made it as well, Kyla. Now, on to - goodness, what happened to you?" Cid said, at first merely glancing in her direction but now staring in shock.
Kyla sat, a little shakily, at the table. Her hair was clumped together, her clothes were buttoned up wrong, and smeared with some unidentifiable stain all over, and some of her eyelashes seemed to be sticking together.
"Oh umm... I. Well. I was... having a shower and I heard the call right in the middle of the conditioning. I tripped, and things got... messy. Sorry, Headmaster."
The room stared silently for a moment, and Cid said, "Hmm, that's a good point, I think in the future we'll need to maybe give staff a bit more time to arrive. Sorry, Kyla."
Relieved, she blew out a sigh, smiled, and said, "No worries, headmaster. All in the line of duty!"
~Fin~
Can you do something with me?
I want to challenge you: try to pick a character or situation that I'm NOT going to like.
You will fail.
I want to challenge you: try to pick a character or situation that I'm NOT going to like.
You will fail.
Yeah, jesus christ, I think the closest I could get to being off script for you would be to have like the most banal, straight-laced marriage possible. I think even if I went and flipped it and have her like cheating on the side and you watching you'd be like "Well, finally, now I can fap to this!"
This bears some thinking about!
This bears some thinking about!
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Just make the story vaguely tease eroticism and never get anywhere.
The story writing continues, haha. Thank you
Hmmm.. well, make him go to a brothel, choose from a course of heroines and get cheap plastic imitations of the heroine that cannot be used for other things either?
Hmmm.. well, make him go to a brothel, choose from a course of heroines and get cheap plastic imitations of the heroine that cannot be used for other things either?
Kloe!! and the Curious Case of the TOWERGIRLS
KLOE, IS A YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED KNIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THEIR JOURNEY.
DRAGON PRINCESS HAS STOLEN ALL THE PRINCESSES IN THE KINGDOM!!!
SHE HAS STOLEN THEM AWAY WITH ALL THE ROYAL FAMILY HEIRLOOMS AS WELL.
BUT YOUR CART ONLY HAS ROOM FOR 4, INCLUDING THEIR HEIRLOOMS!!!
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE!?
-KOBOLD PRINCESS Conquered~!
HUMAN PRINCESS
INSECT PRINCESS
SKELETON PRINCESS
-SLIME PRINCESS
MERMAID PRINCESS
-KNIGHT PRINCESS
HARPY PRINCESS
BOY PRINCESS
ORC PRINCESS
DWARF PRINCESS
AMAZON PRINCESS
GHOST PRINCESS
GOLEM PRINCESS
SUCCUPUS PRINCESS
GOBLIN PRINCESS
DRIDER PRINCESS
MIMIC PRINCESS
DRAGON PRINCESS
Having conquered the CANOPY CAVE TOWER and rescued the KOBOLD PRINCESS, Brave Knight Kloe finds herself on a new path to adventure!!
"So, where are we headed next, Brave Knight?" Kobold Princess asked, sitting in the wagon and caressing her tail like a cat.
Kloe stopped the cart, got out her map again, and surveyed the scribbled notes around the margins. "Well, I am skipping past a few of these more dangerous looking towers, and I settled on rescuing SLIME PRINCESS from VOLUMINUS MAW TOWER."
"S-Slime Princess!?" Kobold Princess blurted out. "Can I see that map?"
Kloe handed the map over, and Kobold Princess scanned it. "Wouldn't you perhaps prefer... okay maybe not that... how about... hmm..."
"Is there a problem with Slime Princess?" Kloe asked.
"Well, no, not per se." She replied, obviously deep in thought. "Just forget I said anything."
Shrugging, Kloe picked up the wagon and got to walking.
Presently, they came upon the towering edifice that was the VOLUMINOUS MAW TOWER. The surrounding countryside was very Lichen covered, though the effect was actually rather charming. The ground was moist and earthy, and the various lichens and the occasional slime mold were a wide variety of hues Kloe had never seen them in before. It gave the path a very enchanted look.
"Okay, your highness, you better stay in the wagon." Kloe said, when she had gotten close enough. Kobold Princess just bent down and gave her a kiss on the Cheek. Blushing, Kloe pressed on!
Reaching the door to the tower was easy (though she totally slipped and fell over a few times on slippery rocks, but you didn't hear that from me). The door was rusty and parts of it were completely weathered through. She just pushed one side and it completely fell in, shattering into dust when it clanked on the floor.
"H-Hello?" she called out. No answer.
Stepping in, she found the interior of the tower had not fared much better than the exterior. The staircase up had deteriorated into a slimy, crumbling slip-n-slide. There were cracks in the ceiling masonry where you could see the above layers of the tower had also been eaten through by time and weather, as the sun shone through. The main floor had some ponds of stagnant rainwater, and what furniture seemed to have been here was blackened with age. All things considered, the tower looked completely uninhabited, and looks to have been that way for a considerable amount of time.
"Now what the cheese and crackers..?" Kloe mumbled to herself, and got out her map. "This is definitely the right tower, but did they maybe moved the princess..?"
"Ooooh aaare youuuu one of dragon princccesss'sss sssoldieeerrss?" asked a voice, slowly but pleasantly from behind Kloe.
"Hmm? Oh, no," Kloe replied nonchalantly without looking over her shoulder. "I was on a journey to rescue some princesses, but looks like I got lost."
"Ooooh, thaaaat's tooo baaaad. That youuuu goooot looossssst I meeeeean."
"Thanks! That's AAAUUGH WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" Kloe sputtered, searching for the voice.
When she turned, one of the greener-looking puddles of stagnant water had gathered itself up and had taken the jelly-like form of a girl. Her body was a transluscent, brilliant green. She had formed a shape of a girl with long, bouncy voluminous hair that went from the top of her head to just above her feet. Atop her head was a cute little crown of Green oxidized copper. She bore a sweet serene smile, and one of her eyes was a shiny black, and the other was, kind of like an orb used as a eye patch? The folds of her head certainly gave that impression. As for her body, she sported a voluptuous chest and thin arms that got larger as they got to her hands. Wait a minute is there a skeleton in there-
"Ssssssorryyyy toooo friiighten youuuu. Iiii waassss juussst hiiidiiing iiin caaaase yooouuuu werrrre wiiiith theemmmmm..." she said, gesturing to some of the... other... puddles....
"Oh... Um... Were they the... um... guard?" Kloe asked, looking about.
After a short but meaningful pause, the girl said "Ssssooo yooouuu caaame tooo resssccuuuueee meeee?"
"Umm, yes! You're right, I did! Do you, well, always talk like that?"
"Ooooh! Jusssst a mmmooommmennnttt..." said the girl, who turned around. She was doing something to her body, and then when she turned back around her shape was a bit more defined. "Sorry, I wasn't all 'put together' quite yet!" She smiled, though her voice was still quite warbly. "let me introduce myself properly: I am Slime Princess! It's a Pleassure to meet you."
"And I am Kloe, a brave Knight in search of fortune, adventure, and princesses! Though, I must say, you don't look like you were having much trouble on your own!"
Another long pause. "Well, in any event, I am very very happy you came to rescue me! It's every Princess' dream, really! I can't thank you enough." She cooed, and moved through the wastes of puddles to gently hold on to Kloe's arm. It was devilishly cold at first, but quickly warmed up.
A short time and a short walk back to the wagon later...
"... And here's the wagon! So, Slime Princess, I'd like you to meet-"
"GASP! Kobold Princess!!" Slime Princess squealed with excitement at the sigh of the blushing Kobold sitting quietly in the back of the wagon, petting her tail like a cat. "Oh I've missed you so much!"
"H-Hello again, Slime Princess" she replied, waving weakly.
Kloe looked between the two of them, and asked, "Do you two know each other?"
Slime Princess turned and said, "Oh yes! We were room mates at the Madame Wintercracken's School for Young Princesses! Oh, it's been so long!" She climbed up into the wagon and embraced her friend. "Soooo much catching up to do!"
OoOoO Omake 2 OoOoO
The girls spent some time having a pleasant chat and getting acquainted with each other over supper. Kobold Princess seemed a bit on the flustered side the whole time, though, so Kloe didn't get too involved in case she was stepping on any toes. Slime Princess filled the time with mostly safe stories of slacking off and pranking teachers at Madame Wintercracken's School for Young Princesses. A few hours after sunset, they all turned in to their own tents.
Later than night...
Kloe awoke to the sound of rustling outside her tent.
"Hmmmwuaaa..?" she hmwua'd, sitting up from her bedroll.
Her tent flap opened, and Slime Princess shuffled quietly inside. "I hope I'm not bothering you..." Slime Princess said in her high, warbly voice.
"Oh, well... I was sleeping, but it's fine. What's up?" Kloe replied, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"I just couldn't sleep at all. Can we talk a bit?"
"Well, um, why don't you sit down here?"
So, Slime Princess sat down close to Kloe, and said, "Thank you, really, for coming to save me. I know that... well, Slimes aren't exactly that well regarded. I think sometimes the other princesses (other than Kobold, of course) forget I exist. Can I ask why you came to rescue me?"
Kloe, scratched her head and put on a dumb smile, stalling for time. I can't tell her I was terrifed of all the other towers on the way here... but I guess there's also..? "W-well, there's a few reasons, but mostly, I'm a sucker for cute girls, ehhehehehe... Sorry if that sounds kind of childish."
Kloe noticed that Slime Princess's face grew a little darker, and less transparent for a moment. "W-well, c-can I ssssay how nice it is to be resssscued by a c-c-c-cute girl toooo?" Slime Princess stammered, loosing a bit of her ability to speak plainly.
Kloe began blushing too, but before she could say anything, Slime Princess grabbed her shoulders and pressed her lips firmly into Kloe's. Unlike before, her body was actually quite warm to the touch. She gave in to the kiss. It wasn't until Kloe was almost starting to wonder if she was going to run out of air before Slime Princess backed off.
Gasping, Kloe said, "That was a nice surprise!"
"Ssssorry!" Slime Princess said. "I am honestly having a hard time holding myself back right now... I just want to... Just take you!"
Kloe said something, but it was very quiet.
"Wwwhat did you say?"
"What if... I wanted you to... just take me?"
With trembling fingers, Slime Princess reached up and took firm hold of some of the hair on the side of Kloe's head. "Is it okay, like this?"
Kloe let out a deep breathy sigh, and bit her lip, and just nodded.
"T-then I promise to be gentle... sometimes." Slime Princess said, as two extra arms grew out of her sides, grabbed Kloe's hands, and twisted them behind her back. And as for the other hands...
The Next Morning
Kloe staggered out her tent, clothes utterly askew, hair a complete oily mess, and walking a smidge funny.
Kobold Princess was already awake, making some breakfast for everyone. She smiled and began to say something cheerful, but the moment she saw Kloe, her face twisted into shock. "Goodness, you looks like... well, nevermind. Do you... want some coffee?"
Kloe nodded, and sat down, wiping something from her cheek with a sheepish smile. "So, Slime Princess."
Kobold Princess blushed and focused very intently on the fire. "Yes. Slime Princess."
A long pause stopped the conversation, as they listened to the birds making their morning songs for a while.
In a slight whisper, Kobold Princess said, "... school was a LOT of fun."
KLOE, IS A YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED KNIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THEIR JOURNEY.
DRAGON PRINCESS HAS STOLEN ALL THE PRINCESSES IN THE KINGDOM!!!
SHE HAS STOLEN THEM AWAY WITH ALL THE ROYAL FAMILY HEIRLOOMS AS WELL.
BUT YOUR CART ONLY HAS ROOM FOR 4, INCLUDING THEIR HEIRLOOMS!!!
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE!?
-KOBOLD PRINCESS Conquered~!
HUMAN PRINCESS
INSECT PRINCESS
SKELETON PRINCESS
-SLIME PRINCESS
MERMAID PRINCESS
-KNIGHT PRINCESS
HARPY PRINCESS
BOY PRINCESS
ORC PRINCESS
DWARF PRINCESS
AMAZON PRINCESS
GHOST PRINCESS
GOLEM PRINCESS
SUCCUPUS PRINCESS
GOBLIN PRINCESS
DRIDER PRINCESS
MIMIC PRINCESS
DRAGON PRINCESS
Having conquered the CANOPY CAVE TOWER and rescued the KOBOLD PRINCESS, Brave Knight Kloe finds herself on a new path to adventure!!
"So, where are we headed next, Brave Knight?" Kobold Princess asked, sitting in the wagon and caressing her tail like a cat.
Kloe stopped the cart, got out her map again, and surveyed the scribbled notes around the margins. "Well, I am skipping past a few of these more dangerous looking towers, and I settled on rescuing SLIME PRINCESS from VOLUMINUS MAW TOWER."
"S-Slime Princess!?" Kobold Princess blurted out. "Can I see that map?"
Kloe handed the map over, and Kobold Princess scanned it. "Wouldn't you perhaps prefer... okay maybe not that... how about... hmm..."
"Is there a problem with Slime Princess?" Kloe asked.
"Well, no, not per se." She replied, obviously deep in thought. "Just forget I said anything."
Shrugging, Kloe picked up the wagon and got to walking.
Presently, they came upon the towering edifice that was the VOLUMINOUS MAW TOWER. The surrounding countryside was very Lichen covered, though the effect was actually rather charming. The ground was moist and earthy, and the various lichens and the occasional slime mold were a wide variety of hues Kloe had never seen them in before. It gave the path a very enchanted look.
"Okay, your highness, you better stay in the wagon." Kloe said, when she had gotten close enough. Kobold Princess just bent down and gave her a kiss on the Cheek. Blushing, Kloe pressed on!
Reaching the door to the tower was easy (though she totally slipped and fell over a few times on slippery rocks, but you didn't hear that from me). The door was rusty and parts of it were completely weathered through. She just pushed one side and it completely fell in, shattering into dust when it clanked on the floor.
"H-Hello?" she called out. No answer.
Stepping in, she found the interior of the tower had not fared much better than the exterior. The staircase up had deteriorated into a slimy, crumbling slip-n-slide. There were cracks in the ceiling masonry where you could see the above layers of the tower had also been eaten through by time and weather, as the sun shone through. The main floor had some ponds of stagnant rainwater, and what furniture seemed to have been here was blackened with age. All things considered, the tower looked completely uninhabited, and looks to have been that way for a considerable amount of time.
"Now what the cheese and crackers..?" Kloe mumbled to herself, and got out her map. "This is definitely the right tower, but did they maybe moved the princess..?"
"Ooooh aaare youuuu one of dragon princccesss'sss sssoldieeerrss?" asked a voice, slowly but pleasantly from behind Kloe.
"Hmm? Oh, no," Kloe replied nonchalantly without looking over her shoulder. "I was on a journey to rescue some princesses, but looks like I got lost."
"Ooooh, thaaaat's tooo baaaad. That youuuu goooot looossssst I meeeeean."
"Thanks! That's AAAUUGH WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" Kloe sputtered, searching for the voice.
When she turned, one of the greener-looking puddles of stagnant water had gathered itself up and had taken the jelly-like form of a girl. Her body was a transluscent, brilliant green. She had formed a shape of a girl with long, bouncy voluminous hair that went from the top of her head to just above her feet. Atop her head was a cute little crown of Green oxidized copper. She bore a sweet serene smile, and one of her eyes was a shiny black, and the other was, kind of like an orb used as a eye patch? The folds of her head certainly gave that impression. As for her body, she sported a voluptuous chest and thin arms that got larger as they got to her hands. Wait a minute is there a skeleton in there-
"Ssssssorryyyy toooo friiighten youuuu. Iiii waassss juussst hiiidiiing iiin caaaase yooouuuu werrrre wiiiith theemmmmm..." she said, gesturing to some of the... other... puddles....
"Oh... Um... Were they the... um... guard?" Kloe asked, looking about.
After a short but meaningful pause, the girl said "Ssssooo yooouuu caaame tooo resssccuuuueee meeee?"
"Umm, yes! You're right, I did! Do you, well, always talk like that?"
"Ooooh! Jusssst a mmmooommmennnttt..." said the girl, who turned around. She was doing something to her body, and then when she turned back around her shape was a bit more defined. "Sorry, I wasn't all 'put together' quite yet!" She smiled, though her voice was still quite warbly. "let me introduce myself properly: I am Slime Princess! It's a Pleassure to meet you."
"And I am Kloe, a brave Knight in search of fortune, adventure, and princesses! Though, I must say, you don't look like you were having much trouble on your own!"
Another long pause. "Well, in any event, I am very very happy you came to rescue me! It's every Princess' dream, really! I can't thank you enough." She cooed, and moved through the wastes of puddles to gently hold on to Kloe's arm. It was devilishly cold at first, but quickly warmed up.
A short time and a short walk back to the wagon later...
"... And here's the wagon! So, Slime Princess, I'd like you to meet-"
"GASP! Kobold Princess!!" Slime Princess squealed with excitement at the sigh of the blushing Kobold sitting quietly in the back of the wagon, petting her tail like a cat. "Oh I've missed you so much!"
"H-Hello again, Slime Princess" she replied, waving weakly.
Kloe looked between the two of them, and asked, "Do you two know each other?"
Slime Princess turned and said, "Oh yes! We were room mates at the Madame Wintercracken's School for Young Princesses! Oh, it's been so long!" She climbed up into the wagon and embraced her friend. "Soooo much catching up to do!"
OoOoO Omake 2 OoOoO
The girls spent some time having a pleasant chat and getting acquainted with each other over supper. Kobold Princess seemed a bit on the flustered side the whole time, though, so Kloe didn't get too involved in case she was stepping on any toes. Slime Princess filled the time with mostly safe stories of slacking off and pranking teachers at Madame Wintercracken's School for Young Princesses. A few hours after sunset, they all turned in to their own tents.
Later than night...
Kloe awoke to the sound of rustling outside her tent.
"Hmmmwuaaa..?" she hmwua'd, sitting up from her bedroll.
Her tent flap opened, and Slime Princess shuffled quietly inside. "I hope I'm not bothering you..." Slime Princess said in her high, warbly voice.
"Oh, well... I was sleeping, but it's fine. What's up?" Kloe replied, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"I just couldn't sleep at all. Can we talk a bit?"
"Well, um, why don't you sit down here?"
So, Slime Princess sat down close to Kloe, and said, "Thank you, really, for coming to save me. I know that... well, Slimes aren't exactly that well regarded. I think sometimes the other princesses (other than Kobold, of course) forget I exist. Can I ask why you came to rescue me?"
Kloe, scratched her head and put on a dumb smile, stalling for time. I can't tell her I was terrifed of all the other towers on the way here... but I guess there's also..? "W-well, there's a few reasons, but mostly, I'm a sucker for cute girls, ehhehehehe... Sorry if that sounds kind of childish."
Kloe noticed that Slime Princess's face grew a little darker, and less transparent for a moment. "W-well, c-can I ssssay how nice it is to be resssscued by a c-c-c-cute girl toooo?" Slime Princess stammered, loosing a bit of her ability to speak plainly.
Kloe began blushing too, but before she could say anything, Slime Princess grabbed her shoulders and pressed her lips firmly into Kloe's. Unlike before, her body was actually quite warm to the touch. She gave in to the kiss. It wasn't until Kloe was almost starting to wonder if she was going to run out of air before Slime Princess backed off.
Gasping, Kloe said, "That was a nice surprise!"
"Ssssorry!" Slime Princess said. "I am honestly having a hard time holding myself back right now... I just want to... Just take you!"
Kloe said something, but it was very quiet.
"Wwwhat did you say?"
"What if... I wanted you to... just take me?"
With trembling fingers, Slime Princess reached up and took firm hold of some of the hair on the side of Kloe's head. "Is it okay, like this?"
Kloe let out a deep breathy sigh, and bit her lip, and just nodded.
"T-then I promise to be gentle... sometimes." Slime Princess said, as two extra arms grew out of her sides, grabbed Kloe's hands, and twisted them behind her back. And as for the other hands...
The Next Morning
Kloe staggered out her tent, clothes utterly askew, hair a complete oily mess, and walking a smidge funny.
Kobold Princess was already awake, making some breakfast for everyone. She smiled and began to say something cheerful, but the moment she saw Kloe, her face twisted into shock. "Goodness, you looks like... well, nevermind. Do you... want some coffee?"
Kloe nodded, and sat down, wiping something from her cheek with a sheepish smile. "So, Slime Princess."
Kobold Princess blushed and focused very intently on the fire. "Yes. Slime Princess."
A long pause stopped the conversation, as they listened to the birds making their morning songs for a while.
In a slight whisper, Kobold Princess said, "... school was a LOT of fun."
MrChearlie in: Hot Tub Hijinks
Under the hulking Titans of Argentum, deep in the bowels of The Guild, up the stairs and around the corner and working at the Lemour Inn, was the constantly put-upon Mr. Chearlie.
Day in, day out, he rushed too and fro at the beck and call of every manager, sub manager, assistant sub manager, and guest. And every day, he got to see brief snapshots of the fascinating people of the world: Merchants, Salvagers, Drivers and their Blades... While he was stuck washing unmentionable fluids off of sheets and fetching coffees.
On this particular day, Mr. Chearlie was trying to get a particularly well ground-in piece of chewing gum out of the carpet, when out of the Hot Tub room came a Driver and his giggling, voluptuous Blade. When the Driver, a well defined man with straw coloured hair, noticed Chearlie, he said, "Oh, good - there's a bit of a mess in there. Just FYI." and gave a wink and a thumbs up. And off they went, cooing at each other down the hall.
Sighing, he dropped his tools and went to inspect the damage. Inside, the damage didn't look too bad, mostly just water all over which would dry up on it's own. Not wanting to do a thorough cleaning of the water, he figured he would just make sure the filters were clear and turn up the jets to clean it faster. Reaching down, he opened the filter to discover a Core Crystal had lodged itself in it.
He knew what he should have done - sent it to the front desk lost and found. But, he just couldn't. Looking into the jewel he could see reflected his life transformed - Him, slaying monsters, with a beautiful blade by his side! A friend and companion, and maybe more..? How the eff DID Blades really work anyway? Ah well.
He knew, there was always a chance he didn't have the potential, but hey..? Why not?
With trembling fingers, he put a sign up on the door saying "Closed for Maintenance" and locked the door from the inside.
"What the heck do you do, just like, concentrate on this crystal..?" he murmured to himself, holding onto the glowing blue crystal. As he began to focus on it he was momentarily distracted by the thought of what exactly happened to people who WEREN'T compatible drivers. All he had ever heard was there was usually a lot of blood involved.
But soon, there was indeed a reaction. A glowing form began to take shape - it was only as the shape started to become rather large he stopped to consider the cramped confines of this hot tub sauna was perhaps not the best place for this.
But soon, he could see a definite feminine shape.. No, two! Two? How did that work..? Definite feminine forms... Twintails, even! Chearlie was positively drooling at this point. My dreams, are they finally coming true!?
What materialized was...
"We are Sheba!" A beautiful blonde girl with pigtails exclaimed... from a floating bathtub... W-what in the Titan..!?
She continued, while sipping from a cup of tea she made materialize out of thin air. "Lover of beauty, wealth, and banquets!" Also, out from the water of the tub itself, a vaguely humanoid female shaped, made of water, which the girl lovingly caressed.
Suddenly, her bathtub dissapeared, and she looked down Chearlie and began walking towards him in a very elegant manner, with a hint of dominance. "To wit, we dream of assembling our very own entourage!" And brandished a absolutely MASSIVE drill, which materialized just under his chin.
"And to that end, we must acquire all the assets we can! We expect you to support our noble cause!" She finished, curling up into a floating ball, and getting a new cup of tea.
"U-um, hi." Chearlie stammered.
"So, you are to be my new driver, then?" Sheba asked, giving him a polite once over and a look on her face as though her tea was sweetened with salt by accident.
"It, ah, looks like it."
A long moment passed where neither moved. Not even their expressions changed.
"Well! Then we shall be working together from now on." Sheba nodded, almost to herself. "You seem a hardworking sort. I believe we shall get along swimmingly."
OoO The Next Week OoO
Under the hulking Titans of Argentum, deep in the bowels of The Guild, up the stairs and around the corner and working at the Lemour Inn, was the constantly put-upon Mr. Chearlie.
Day in, day out, he rushed too and fro at the beck and call of every manager, sub manager, assistant sub manager, and guest. And now, every penny he had went into a shining little gold box...
Some guests of the inn could occasionally hear through the walls of the inn, deep in the middle of the night, "Oh, very soon, my little workhorse, very soon... You will fulfill our dream! Won't that be wonderful? Oh ho ho ho ho~" Followed by eerie, pained groans. The inn soon gained a reputation for possibly being haunted, which the owner was just fine with, as it brought plenty of thrill seeking couples to the establishment.
The End
Under the hulking Titans of Argentum, deep in the bowels of The Guild, up the stairs and around the corner and working at the Lemour Inn, was the constantly put-upon Mr. Chearlie.
Day in, day out, he rushed too and fro at the beck and call of every manager, sub manager, assistant sub manager, and guest. And every day, he got to see brief snapshots of the fascinating people of the world: Merchants, Salvagers, Drivers and their Blades... While he was stuck washing unmentionable fluids off of sheets and fetching coffees.
On this particular day, Mr. Chearlie was trying to get a particularly well ground-in piece of chewing gum out of the carpet, when out of the Hot Tub room came a Driver and his giggling, voluptuous Blade. When the Driver, a well defined man with straw coloured hair, noticed Chearlie, he said, "Oh, good - there's a bit of a mess in there. Just FYI." and gave a wink and a thumbs up. And off they went, cooing at each other down the hall.
Sighing, he dropped his tools and went to inspect the damage. Inside, the damage didn't look too bad, mostly just water all over which would dry up on it's own. Not wanting to do a thorough cleaning of the water, he figured he would just make sure the filters were clear and turn up the jets to clean it faster. Reaching down, he opened the filter to discover a Core Crystal had lodged itself in it.
He knew what he should have done - sent it to the front desk lost and found. But, he just couldn't. Looking into the jewel he could see reflected his life transformed - Him, slaying monsters, with a beautiful blade by his side! A friend and companion, and maybe more..? How the eff DID Blades really work anyway? Ah well.
He knew, there was always a chance he didn't have the potential, but hey..? Why not?
With trembling fingers, he put a sign up on the door saying "Closed for Maintenance" and locked the door from the inside.
"What the heck do you do, just like, concentrate on this crystal..?" he murmured to himself, holding onto the glowing blue crystal. As he began to focus on it he was momentarily distracted by the thought of what exactly happened to people who WEREN'T compatible drivers. All he had ever heard was there was usually a lot of blood involved.
But soon, there was indeed a reaction. A glowing form began to take shape - it was only as the shape started to become rather large he stopped to consider the cramped confines of this hot tub sauna was perhaps not the best place for this.
But soon, he could see a definite feminine shape.. No, two! Two? How did that work..? Definite feminine forms... Twintails, even! Chearlie was positively drooling at this point. My dreams, are they finally coming true!?
What materialized was...
"We are Sheba!" A beautiful blonde girl with pigtails exclaimed... from a floating bathtub... W-what in the Titan..!?
She continued, while sipping from a cup of tea she made materialize out of thin air. "Lover of beauty, wealth, and banquets!" Also, out from the water of the tub itself, a vaguely humanoid female shaped, made of water, which the girl lovingly caressed.
Suddenly, her bathtub dissapeared, and she looked down Chearlie and began walking towards him in a very elegant manner, with a hint of dominance. "To wit, we dream of assembling our very own entourage!" And brandished a absolutely MASSIVE drill, which materialized just under his chin.
"And to that end, we must acquire all the assets we can! We expect you to support our noble cause!" She finished, curling up into a floating ball, and getting a new cup of tea.
"U-um, hi." Chearlie stammered.
"So, you are to be my new driver, then?" Sheba asked, giving him a polite once over and a look on her face as though her tea was sweetened with salt by accident.
"It, ah, looks like it."
A long moment passed where neither moved. Not even their expressions changed.
"Well! Then we shall be working together from now on." Sheba nodded, almost to herself. "You seem a hardworking sort. I believe we shall get along swimmingly."
OoO The Next Week OoO
Under the hulking Titans of Argentum, deep in the bowels of The Guild, up the stairs and around the corner and working at the Lemour Inn, was the constantly put-upon Mr. Chearlie.
Day in, day out, he rushed too and fro at the beck and call of every manager, sub manager, assistant sub manager, and guest. And now, every penny he had went into a shining little gold box...
Some guests of the inn could occasionally hear through the walls of the inn, deep in the middle of the night, "Oh, very soon, my little workhorse, very soon... You will fulfill our dream! Won't that be wonderful? Oh ho ho ho ho~" Followed by eerie, pained groans. The inn soon gained a reputation for possibly being haunted, which the owner was just fine with, as it brought plenty of thrill seeking couples to the establishment.
The End
Dragon Ball Fusions: Attack on Ocean
"So, you're saying that this is a fusion machine. It helps two people...
come together, right? That's what you said?" Ocean asked, looking over the contraption in the massive floating Capsule Corp ship.
"Thaaat's right! We analysed all those weird fusions all the Z-Fighters are always getting into, and we cracked it. Now Anyone can fuse with anyone, regardless of skill!" Bulma crowed, smacking the device a bit like she was a car salesman. She started talking about some of the finer points, and the multiple universe martial arts tournament, but she was wearing a rather low cut dress and Ocean lost track of time. He wasn't exactly sure what a fusion was, but it sounded nice?
"So, since this is a huge multiverse, there's tons of copies of everyone running around. I'm sure we can find someone for you. Who did you have in mind?" She asked, giving him a sly wink.
Hmm, he thought, maybe this iiis what i'm thinking of after all. "Well, um, I'm looking for someone with big... you know."
"Oooh, yes, that narrows it down a bit, what else?"
"Strong, they need to be strong!"
"Mhmmm, not too hard to find."
"Lots of stamina, that'd be a plus."
"Oooh, good thinking. I'm forming a clear picture here..." Bulma said, furiously typing into a computer. "Any preference for hair type?"
"Oh no, that doesn't matter. Skin color doesn't matter either."
"Oh, you know what, I've got the perfect one! Okay, you wait here, I'll go get them. This one is veeeryyy well known in these parts. Android, but I think you're the type to be scared off about that!"
Smiling excitedly, Bulma ran out the room, and winked at Ocean and said not to go anywhere. There were two beds, or something close enough to them, in the room, so he went and just kinda laid down on one. Wasn't quite sure what to do so he imagined the buxom young android girl. He thought he had heard something about one of these on the news, come to think of it. He was getting a bit excited so he loosened his collar a bit.
Bulma rushed in, with a fat, plump, white-skinned being with a clear skull dome "This is Android 19! He's veery strong, and I think you two would make for a very interesting fusion! Now, lay down over there, Mr. 19, and we'll get started."
Startled out of his fantasy, Ocean tried to get up "I think there's been a huuuge misunderstaaaAAHH" He was interrupted when the table he laid on sprouted manacles and other fine manipulators.
"Hold still now, and let the machine do the work." Bulma said, completely by rote, as she was entirely focused on the data on the monitors in front of her.
Ocean wasn't sure 100% what he was expecting from what was about to happen next, but it certainly wasn't having the table stand him up, and do a completely buffoonish dance.
FUUSION, HA!
Once the new being came into existence (and stopped screaming) he took a look in the mirror and gave himself a once over. "Ocean's 19.. Hmm, not bad." He slimmed up a bit, oddly enough, and the outfit changed to be a bit more form fitting. He squinted in preparation, and took a quick gander inside the pants. "Huh." And looked up at the mirror again. "You know, I can make this work."
~Fin~
"So, you're saying that this is a fusion machine. It helps two people...
come together, right? That's what you said?" Ocean asked, looking over the contraption in the massive floating Capsule Corp ship.
"Thaaat's right! We analysed all those weird fusions all the Z-Fighters are always getting into, and we cracked it. Now Anyone can fuse with anyone, regardless of skill!" Bulma crowed, smacking the device a bit like she was a car salesman. She started talking about some of the finer points, and the multiple universe martial arts tournament, but she was wearing a rather low cut dress and Ocean lost track of time. He wasn't exactly sure what a fusion was, but it sounded nice?
"So, since this is a huge multiverse, there's tons of copies of everyone running around. I'm sure we can find someone for you. Who did you have in mind?" She asked, giving him a sly wink.
Hmm, he thought, maybe this iiis what i'm thinking of after all. "Well, um, I'm looking for someone with big... you know."
"Oooh, yes, that narrows it down a bit, what else?"
"Strong, they need to be strong!"
"Mhmmm, not too hard to find."
"Lots of stamina, that'd be a plus."
"Oooh, good thinking. I'm forming a clear picture here..." Bulma said, furiously typing into a computer. "Any preference for hair type?"
"Oh no, that doesn't matter. Skin color doesn't matter either."
"Oh, you know what, I've got the perfect one! Okay, you wait here, I'll go get them. This one is veeeryyy well known in these parts. Android, but I think you're the type to be scared off about that!"
Smiling excitedly, Bulma ran out the room, and winked at Ocean and said not to go anywhere. There were two beds, or something close enough to them, in the room, so he went and just kinda laid down on one. Wasn't quite sure what to do so he imagined the buxom young android girl. He thought he had heard something about one of these on the news, come to think of it. He was getting a bit excited so he loosened his collar a bit.
Bulma rushed in, with a fat, plump, white-skinned being with a clear skull dome "This is Android 19! He's veery strong, and I think you two would make for a very interesting fusion! Now, lay down over there, Mr. 19, and we'll get started."
Startled out of his fantasy, Ocean tried to get up "I think there's been a huuuge misunderstaaaAAHH" He was interrupted when the table he laid on sprouted manacles and other fine manipulators.
"Hold still now, and let the machine do the work." Bulma said, completely by rote, as she was entirely focused on the data on the monitors in front of her.
Ocean wasn't sure 100% what he was expecting from what was about to happen next, but it certainly wasn't having the table stand him up, and do a completely buffoonish dance.
FUUSION, HA!
Once the new being came into existence (and stopped screaming) he took a look in the mirror and gave himself a once over. "Ocean's 19.. Hmm, not bad." He slimmed up a bit, oddly enough, and the outfit changed to be a bit more form fitting. He squinted in preparation, and took a quick gander inside the pants. "Huh." And looked up at the mirror again. "You know, I can make this work."
~Fin~
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
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This thread is a blast from the past.
