[MAFIA] RMNRONPA (ROLEPLAY)

"I more brought it up as an indictment of her character. But now that you bring it up, I'm... not sure? If the dose is strong, death is immediate, but if it's a weaker dose, loss of consciousness may be preceded by general weakness, giddiness, headaches, vertigo, confusion, and perceived difficulty in breathing."

"I would assume anyone with those symptoms wouldn't be putting up any struggle."

"...Are you being serious?"

"I can see you're all sufficiently shocked."

Cave, with some effort, climbs back to her feet and places her head facedown on her podium

"Okay...Here's what REALLY happened...

I spent the beginning of the night arguing with the bear. Then I went to the infirmary, with both bottles of laxatives and cyanide. I had already gottem earlier cause I'm a super sneaker. Then I mixed em up. The idea at first is that I would just put em back, and watch the look on a would-be murderer's face when they tried to use the cyanide. Buuuuut then I got a better idea.

Then I went back to my room and read the note.

Then I went to the laundry room and saw Hex, but nothing out of the ordinary otherwise! Supposedly, he went straight to the kitchen.


Ya'know, I didn't think most of this needed to be explained, but getting you all to identify a murderer is like trying to make a horse drink water. That you lead it to. or whatever.

Then I went to the dining room to see if anyone was there! They weren't.

Then I went to Huni's room. I decided to pay her a little visit to keep her on her toes. Just a little tip: While ghost-summoning is really cool, so is locking your door!

I decided to hightail it to the kitchen, There, I put my cyanide plan into action. I mixed the sugar and cyanide and WHATEVER was in bottle A at that point, I made sure to make it obvious that the sugar container had been tampered with. It's not like anyone else was in the room with me to mess that part up, after all... Then I started making a mess to make it look like there had been a struggle at some point. I got a little carried away kicking the tomato box, but that's okay, because I discovered the joy of painkillers in the process!"

Cave pops another mysterious opiate

"Oh, and I also left the bottle there to make it super obvious, but somehow, nobody found it, so I had to pick it up myself.

Then I went back to my room and faked being attacked. I didn't think things were mysterious enough yet. I pushed Huni out of the room when she arrived because I needed to plant some seeds in someone's mind, and Huni wasn't likely to trust me, so Gourd got to witness my new act first.



Now, how is this all relevant to Jay's murder?


It isn't! But c'mon, obviously I couldn't have killed him, I was too busy doing other things! It was fun seeing how people reacted to the cafeteria..I wasn't expecting to get a close up of such a cool talent, either.

Gourd seems like they were too busy being a creeper to have been killing anyone..so..

I don't know who could have done it other than Hex! I spooked Huni into staying in her room, and Dudesoft is in some kind of a coma. Everyone but him at least partially has some kind of an alibi. There's reason to believe that Jay was drugged, and this guy's a freaking ALCHEMIST? He can probably make sleeping medicine out of bread and dirt!

"Yes, but I'm not the only person on the planet who knows how to identify common chemicals and drugs! I mean, I didn't have to explain why cyanide was bad, did I? They're all labeled! And you expect us to believe your faffing about with cyanide and laxatives was all for giggles, AND you'd been harmlessly lying until just now isn't incredibly convenient?? You're trying to pretend being the most suspicious person makes you the least suspicious person, it makes no sense!"

"Also, uh, I don't know what part of your story I missed? I was only watching the dorms. This is all information I knew as far as the dorms are concerned."

"Duh, dummy! If I had poisoned Jay with cyanide, what would the point of drowning him be? And why would I leave a scene in the kitchen to be intentionally discovered? Plus, how do you think little old me is gonna wrestle a guy like that and drown him when I've got a broken foot? You really think..um...headaches and dizziness....is gonna be enough to do it? And when would I have had time to do it, anyway? I may be great, but even I can't move that fast!

There was nothing missing from your story, Gourd I just wanted to see what you would say! Anyywaaaay, try to execute me if you want. Like this fraud headmaster's punishments could ever hurt me!"

(i think this should just be ended)

(yeah I feel the same. Unless muffle can magically inject more players or something?)