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(1) Does your statement harm anyone?
(2) Does anyone benefit financially?
(3) Does it incite violence or terror?
I mean, for Alex Jones, all three of these are 'Yes' so, by your logic, banning him was not censorship.
author=bulmabriefs144
And misinformation is not a crime. Otherwise, all weathermen would be in gaol.
Well it's a darn good thing they're called Weather Forecasts and not Weather News.
What the heck are you trying to prove anyway
author=bulmabriefs144
So far, all I've heard about is how "my hero" (don't care about the guy, except as a sign of things possibly to come) is bad news, and no honest discussion about the other.
Because there is nothing else to discuss. This isn't a censorship issue. You keep raising the specter of government suppression, but this is not a matter of free speech. It is speech suppression strictly by private companies, which is well within their rights to specify that certain topics will not be tolerated. I think every single one of us holding a job can vouch that political and religious discussion is forbidden in our lunchrooms (even though we often talk about them anyway). The same is true for hate speech and discriminatory remarks.
author=bulmabriefs144
the fact that four or more companies made a coordinated (same day, guys) remove on a single user speaks volumes.
Indeed, it does. It begs the question "Just what did Alex Jones say to get everybody up in arms at the same time?"
I know from firsthand experience that he often lets his tirades get the better of him, and that he's called for violence against "the globalists" more than once. Technically, "the globalists" is an unspecified group of unidentified individuals, but it is nonetheless a call for violent action and constitutes an incitement of violence.
For context:
I am a classical liberal democrat living in the United States. I have a policy of not discussing politics in open/online forums during these extremely divisive times. But this hit on something I feel strongly about: censorship. I care about this issue not just on principle, but because I have had my words and more importantly my work suppressed in the past because my beliefs differed from the opinions of those in positions of power. It is a terrible feeling.
I am a believer in (near) absolute freedom of speech with one or two very specific exceptions (i.e. unironic Holocaust denial: fuck that shit). And I am vehemently opposed to censorship: not just government censorship, but censorship by media gatekeepers in positions of power: YouTube, Amazon, etcetera. Fuck censors and fuck censorship.
However, to paraphrase Voltaire: I wholly disapprove of Alex Jones' insane ravings, but I will defend to the death his right to rave insanely. Well, maybe not TO THE DEATH in the case of Alex Jones but...you get my basic point.
That said, I find the still-relatively-recent arrest and conviction by a Scottish court of a comedian for telling a distasteful joke far more worrisome than Alex Jones being denied a platform...okay, being denied like ALL the platforms.
Frankly, I think this is a completely valid concern even if phrased inelegantly. There is a definite devaluation of free speech that is an ongoing trend in the Western world and we should ALL be concerned. Even if the speech is speech we disagree with, disturbing precedents are being set.
Just to be clear: there is such a thing as facts. There is such a thing as truth. The erosion of facts and the degradation of truth are emblematic of the Orwellian horror of the times we live in. But TRUTH must exist. FACTS must be treated differently from opinions. And if someone ever used this kind of argument to defend a statement like "how can we be sure the Holocaust REALLY happened" I would punch them in their fucking face.
The problem is that in defending ALEX JONES this metric is a very hard sell because very strong arguments can (and have, in this thread, so I won't repeat them) be made that the answer to 1 and to a lesser extent 3 is YES. (Also the answer to #2 is OBVIOUSLY YES Alex Jones benefits financially from his whack job bullshit and lies but frankly I have no idea why #2 is even on the list.)
Okay, please do not excuse me of being on bulma's "side"--I hope there don't have to be sides in this at all and we can all just be people with different opinions, having a conversation. That said...
I think there's a misunderstanding here. I believe that the principle of Free Speech as one of the pillars of Western Liberal Democracy is what we're discussing here: not the literal legal definition of free speech in any specific country.
We live in an era where the private companies you mention--international media mega-conglomerates with billions of dollars--have just as much power to censor and suppress as any government. I think that's an undeniable fact. Once a platform for speech becomes as huge and universally used as YouTube, it is potentially as much (if not more of) a threat to the ideal of Free Speech as any government.
I am a classical liberal democrat living in the United States. I have a policy of not discussing politics in open/online forums during these extremely divisive times. But this hit on something I feel strongly about: censorship. I care about this issue not just on principle, but because I have had my words and more importantly my work suppressed in the past because my beliefs differed from the opinions of those in positions of power. It is a terrible feeling.
I am a believer in (near) absolute freedom of speech with one or two very specific exceptions (i.e. unironic Holocaust denial: fuck that shit). And I am vehemently opposed to censorship: not just government censorship, but censorship by media gatekeepers in positions of power: YouTube, Amazon, etcetera. Fuck censors and fuck censorship.
author=bulmabriefs144Facetiously, you say "because reasons". Earnestly, I ask you: what are those reasons? Is one of them that Alex Jones is batshit bugnut fucking crazy?
So, maybe you don't do conservative news or maybe you don't care cuz you're liberal and stuff. That's fine, people should be entitled to their political opinions. Anyway, around August 6 or so, Facebook, Youtube, Spotify, and others outright banned certain conservative news (InfoWars) personalities because reasons.
However, to paraphrase Voltaire: I wholly disapprove of Alex Jones' insane ravings, but I will defend to the death his right to rave insanely. Well, maybe not TO THE DEATH in the case of Alex Jones but...you get my basic point.
That said, I find the still-relatively-recent arrest and conviction by a Scottish court of a comedian for telling a distasteful joke far more worrisome than Alex Jones being denied a platform...okay, being denied like ALL the platforms.
author=bulmabriefs144
But... if this goofball gets banned, how long before other people get banned for having opinions?
Frankly, I think this is a completely valid concern even if phrased inelegantly. There is a definite devaluation of free speech that is an ongoing trend in the Western world and we should ALL be concerned. Even if the speech is speech we disagree with, disturbing precedents are being set.
author=bulma's briefs
There is no such thing as real news. Not Infowars, not CNN, not WSJ, not that history book, not nothing. Historiography is the study of how history is written. We studied two perspectives of the same event. We studied History of the Peloponnesian War, which went fine until they consulted the oracle (and after that he omits the eventual downfall of his area).
Just to be clear: there is such a thing as facts. There is such a thing as truth. The erosion of facts and the degradation of truth are emblematic of the Orwellian horror of the times we live in. But TRUTH must exist. FACTS must be treated differently from opinions. And if someone ever used this kind of argument to defend a statement like "how can we be sure the Holocaust REALLY happened" I would punch them in their fucking face.
author=bulma's briefs
(1) Does your statement harm anyone?
(2) Does anyone benefit financially?
(3) Does it incite violence or terror?
If the answer to all of these is NO, then trying to ban someone for believing something weird is censorship
The problem is that in defending ALEX JONES this metric is a very hard sell because very strong arguments can (and have, in this thread, so I won't repeat them) be made that the answer to 1 and to a lesser extent 3 is YES. (Also the answer to #2 is OBVIOUSLY YES Alex Jones benefits financially from his whack job bullshit and lies but frankly I have no idea why #2 is even on the list.)
author=Dyhalto
Because there is nothing else to discuss. This isn't a censorship issue. You keep raising the specter of government suppression, but this is not a matter of free speech. It is speech suppression strictly by private companies, which is well within their rights to specify that certain topics will not be tolerated. I think every single one of us holding a job can vouch that political and religious discussion is forbidden in our lunchrooms (even though we often talk about them anyway). The same is true for hate speech and discriminatory remarks.
Okay, please do not excuse me of being on bulma's "side"--I hope there don't have to be sides in this at all and we can all just be people with different opinions, having a conversation. That said...
I think there's a misunderstanding here. I believe that the principle of Free Speech as one of the pillars of Western Liberal Democracy is what we're discussing here: not the literal legal definition of free speech in any specific country.
We live in an era where the private companies you mention--international media mega-conglomerates with billions of dollars--have just as much power to censor and suppress as any government. I think that's an undeniable fact. Once a platform for speech becomes as huge and universally used as YouTube, it is potentially as much (if not more of) a threat to the ideal of Free Speech as any government.
author=StormCrow
Frankly, I think this is a completely valid concern even if phrased inelegantly. There is a definite devaluation of free speech that is an ongoing trend in the Western world and we should ALL be concerned. Even if the speech is speech we disagree with, disturbing precedents are being set.

author=Solitayre
author=StormCrow
That said, I find the still-relatively-recent arrest and conviction by a Scottish court of a comedian for telling a distasteful joke far more worrisome than Alex Jones being denied a platform
author=Solitayre
author=StormCrow
I think there's a misunderstanding here. I believe that the principle of Free Speech as one of the pillars of Western Liberal Democracy is what we're discussing here: not the literal legal definition of free speech in any specific country.
We live in an era where ... private companies... --international media mega-conglomerates with billions of dollars--have just as much power to censor and suppress as any government. I think that's an undeniable fact. Once a platform for speech becomes as huge and universally used as YouTube, it is potentially as much (if not more of) a threat to the ideal of Free Speech as any government.
Basically, the xkcd comic is right about the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution and literally nothing else.
author=stormCrow
That said, I find the still-relatively-recent arrest and conviction by a Scottish court of a comedian for telling a distasteful joke far more worrisome than Alex Jones being denied a platform...okay, being denied like ALL the platforms.
The problem I have with the whole "FREE SPEECH IS SACRED AND NO ONE SHOULD QUESTION IT" thing is that it's almost always used in the defense of racism and other sorts of bigotry. It's a little shield that extremists use to hide along with neutral defenders.
The Count Dankula thing and the nature of it is encouraging anti-semitism or at least adding to the normalization of it. Punishing him is a form of self-defence for jewish people at large (as abstract as that might sound). It's the same reason why holocaust denialism is dangerous.
I am 100% okay with White supremacist horseshit being de-platformed, here, there, everywhere. You can tell anyone I said this. Put it on a billboard. Write it in the sky.
Acting like this is some all or nothing opening of the floodgates is hysteria. There's room in the world for people to have 'free speech' and for Nazi propagandists to not have their videos show up in YouTube video recommendations. Yes, it requires people to be vigilant. Maybe it's good that we have people like y'all worried about it. But this isn't a line I'm not willing to cross.
"But Solitayre, what if someday they come for you?"
Acting like this is some all or nothing opening of the floodgates is hysteria. There's room in the world for people to have 'free speech' and for Nazi propagandists to not have their videos show up in YouTube video recommendations. Yes, it requires people to be vigilant. Maybe it's good that we have people like y'all worried about it. But this isn't a line I'm not willing to cross.
author=kentona
hate speech isn't protected speech.
It might be in the United States. I don't know how that country works.
author=Shinanauthor=bulmabriefs144OR the companies that have done a "will they won't they" for forever suddenly changed their mind when the biggest assholes of them all, Apple, did it. They all went "we can't be worse than Apple, that'd be terrible."
Shinan, the fact that four or more companies made a coordinated (same day, guys) remove on a single user speaks volumes. No, I don't believe government took this down. Hope I didn't say that. I believe something far worse. Antitrust sorta thing worse. Business alliances, unelected commercial government, worse.
Or. I guess. Twitter didn't and they are getting a lot of shit for it I guess :)
All on the same day, though? You don't find that odd? Precisely why these conspiracy theorists gain traction. It's kinda the Strawman has a point deal. They're getting businesses to pressure them (probably, rival news companies, since following the money usually is the case). Guess what though? Censorship is not a healthy business model. It means those potential customers won't use the net. Twitter has some brains enough to not fall for this.
Facebook just let their own politics talk them out of the first rule of marketing.
"You are not your customer." Also phrased as "Focus on your audience." Same difference. You leave your crap at the door, and try to you get the customers, even the ones that "advocate hate." A smaller webforum like this, can do what they want, honestly. A multi-million company? It cannot afford a scandal that drives customers away. Especially one that publicly makes them look way biased.
For the record, I don't like conservative censorship much either. So, following crap with Youtube and Facebook, I migrated/fled to Bit Chute. Bit Chute does indeed allow edgy politics. What it doesn't have? Much music (no DMCA deal? All I know is it's kinda lacking), crossdresser videos (actual zero of them, searched "crossdressing" got some guy legit ranting about how traps suck, 1 video), and I don't get any cute lesbians kissing (they just have political crap about TERFs). I want my cute lesbians! I want a video stream that has both.
Because there is nothing else to discuss. This isn't a censorship issue. You keep raising the specter of government suppression, but this is not a matter of free speech. It is speech suppression strictly by private companies, which is well within their rights to specify that certain topics will not be tolerated. I think every single one of us holding a job can vouch that political and religious discussion is forbidden in our lunchrooms (even though we often talk about them anyway). The same is true for hate speech and discriminatory remarks.
Last I checked, companies are required to abide by laws and business practices. A company that acts against its own monetary interest (such ppl have followers, meaning ads, meaning money I assume), showing clear political bias isn't any better than any other bias.
In other words... Either it is alright to not wanna bake a gay cake, or no, Facebook doesn't get to ban people who are insanely popular because of "hate crimes" (Zuck actually said in court that he couldn't define hate crimes, meaning it really does boil down to his political disagreement with them). One or the other, sorry.
This is a censorship issue.
author=StormCrow
For context:
I am a classical liberal democrat living in the United States. I have a policy of not discussing politics in open/online forums during these extremely divisive times. But this hit on something I feel strongly about: censorship. I care about this issue not just on principle, but because I have had my words and more importantly my work suppressed in the past because my beliefs differed from the opinions of those in positions of power. It is a terrible feeling.
I am a believer in (near) absolute freedom of speech with one or two very specific exceptions (i.e. unironic Holocaust denial: fuck that shit). And I am vehemently opposed to censorship: not just government censorship, but censorship by media gatekeepers in positions of power: YouTube, Amazon, etcetera. Fuck censors and fuck censorship.So, maybe you don't do conservative news or maybe you don't care cuz you're liberal and stuff. That's fine, people should be entitled to their political opinions. Anyway, around August 6 or so, Facebook, Youtube, Spotify, and others outright banned certain conservative news (InfoWars) personalities because reasons.
Facetiously, you say "because reasons". Earnestly, I ask you: what are those reasons? Is one of them that Alex Jones is batshit bugnut fucking crazy?
However, to paraphrase Voltaire: I wholly disapprove of Alex Jones' insane ravings, but I will defend to the death his right to rave insanely. Well, maybe not TO THE DEATH in the case of Alex Jones but...you get my basic point.
That said, I find the still-relatively-recent arrest and conviction by a Scottish court of a comedian for telling a distasteful joke far more worrisome than Alex Jones being denied a platform...okay, being denied like ALL the platforms.But... if this goofball gets banned, how long before other people get banned for having opinions?
Frankly, I think this is a completely valid concern even if phrased inelegantly. There is a definite devaluation of free speech that is an ongoing trend in the Western world and we should ALL be concerned. Even if the speech is speech we disagree with, disturbing precedents are being set.There is no such thing as real news. Not Infowars, not CNN, not WSJ, not that history book, not nothing. Historiography is the study of how history is written. We studied two perspectives of the same event. We studied History of the Peloponnesian War, which went fine until they consulted the oracle (and after that he omits the eventual downfall of his area).
Just to be clear: there is such a thing as facts. There is such a thing as truth. The erosion of facts and the degradation of truth are emblematic of the Orwellian horror of the times we live in. But TRUTH must exist. FACTS must be treated differently from opinions. And if someone ever used this kind of argument to defend a statement like "how can we be sure the Holocaust REALLY happened" I would punch them in their fucking face.
StormCrow, I think you and me are on the same wavelength. And no, not to death (not that close to him). But yea, I'd want to defend his right to speak somewhere, even if that somewhere is only his own news site. He wants to advertise male enhancement supplements on his own channel, nobody ought to take him down. If he wants to do so on the Twitter channels, provided he does a proper job of it, they should not ban him for being unpopular or crazy. These are not bannable offenses. In fact...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw
I'm not sure if I agree that there are indisputable facts. I'm a ontological skeptic and an epistemological skeptic, I don't believe there is a real world, and I don't believe it's possible to know things for certain. I believe in faith, not facts, so most of what I believe is 80% certain. Maybe? What I do know is that things that verifiably involved the lives of others probably happened. And that's as certain as I'll get. But if someone wants to deny the Holocaust. I'll hear him out, then do research to see if the reason he is denying it was because he in fact was related to any SS members. Or just laugh at him.
Usually, if you outright suppress alt views, it says two things to me (1) you can't argue well, and/or (2) the truth, if it were to get out would discredit you. I'm reminded of the film Conspiracy Theory with Mel Gibson, where his paper spins nonsense after nonsense, but one article somewhere happened to be right (broken clock adage).
Ummm so the reasons, I will have to look them up... Facebook banned him for conspiracy theories about Sandy Hook. Youtube for "violating community standards." And apparently, for continuing to post using another account while his main was banned (that does sound like him, though). It also sounds like a progressive group known as Sleeping Giants kinda pressured them about not doing enough to censor stuff. So yea, it was a straight up censor ban, since Variety, a trusted news source (scoffs) confirms it.
hate speech isn't protected speech.
Hate speech isn't protected. Hate speech is "burn the witches", "short people ain't got no reason to live", "they took our jobs".
See, the problem here, however, is that a bunch of people tossing the word "hate" around, does not automatically make it so.
When people claim that something is a hate group or a racist group, they can give an auto-ban okay to members of said group. But banning people without opportunity to know legitimate reason for ban is by definition a false charge. Censorship.
You need something less vague than "was a member of a hate group." Like, actually spewing hate on the forum or streaming website. There is a difference between wanting a sovereign government (grey area, still okay though) and wanting a Nazi-style mass murder of a racial or religious group.
When asked to clarify, it has to be something like "Oh yeah, he said all Mexicans deserve to die" rather than "we should defend our borders by building a wall." To the best of my knowledge, I have never heard any of these people say the first one.
Facebook just let their own politics talk them out of the first rule of marketing.
"You are not your customer." Also phrased as "Focus on your audience." Same difference. You leave your crap at the door, and try to you get the customers, even the ones that "advocate hate." A smaller webforum like this, can do what they want, honestly. A multi-million company? It cannot afford a scandal that drives customers away. Especially one that publicly makes them look way biased.
Good point. This is a good reason to ban Alex Jones.
btw, every one of your talking points and arguments sound like they are baked in some weird alt-right chatroom and only sound reasonable if you are already willingly drowning yourself in that bullshit. The leaps in logic and over-inflated sense of worth are astounding. You sound like you believe yourself to be some sort of righteous champion. It's frankly a little mindboggling. My brow is furrowed in consternation.
author=bulmabriefs144
Last I checked, companies are required to abide by laws and business practices.
Except that the Constitution and it's Amendments aren't applicable to companies or individuals. They're restraints on the Federal government itself.
If you're going to try using Free Speech laws to support your case, please at least understand how they work.
Anyway, this stupid thread should have began and ended with the second post.
author=Sidewinder
From the Infowars terms of service:
It is not censorship if you violate the rules and your post is deleted. All civilizations have rules and if you violate them you can expect to be ostracized from the tribe.
Seems like they, and you, can't handle being on the receiving end of discipline over a rule violation.
And by the same token, of course they're going to kick and scream "Censorship!". Infowars thrives on the idea that the truth is being suppressed.
All on the same day, though? You don't find that odd? Precisely why these conspiracy theorists gain traction.
They gain traction because of people like you that want to see conspiracy in everything. Isn't it possible that these companies talk between themselves about important issues or that it's simply a coincidence? If all the latest Tickle Me Elmo dolls started blowing up, is it a conspiracy that all major retailers would take them off the shelves on the same day? Although, I supposed it's pointless posing such questions to you.
I'm not sure if I agree that there are indisputable facts. I'm a ontological skeptic and an epistemological skeptic, I don't believe there is a real world, and I don't believe it's possible to know things for certain. I believe in faith, not facts, so most of what I believe is 80% certain. Maybe?
This explains it all. You don't live in the real world. You live in your own twisted version of a world where there are no real fact/news, yet you spend "half your days" reading facts/news. If you don't believe in any of it why bother reading it? But then again, you gotta fuel those conspiracies somehow.
I feel sorry for you, bulma. Your life must be very stressful. But then again, maybe it's not, because we're not real.
What people are saying: "We need a way to manipulate people even more to further our nefarious schemes. I know! We'll ban Alex Jones! It will have the added bonus of letting people know who's really in charge. And people won't even mind because he's already a douche nozzle! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
What probably really happened:
Facebook: "Hey, Youtube, did you hear that Alex Jones fellow got sued for harassment?"
Youtube: "Yes, Facebook, I heard that."
"Here at Apple, we get complaints about him all the time."
"We at Spotify heard that they've got a really solid case against him."
Youtube:"Oh, jeez, I just thought of something! He's been using our platforms! Can we be sued?"
"Uhhh...?"
Facebook: "Maybe we should ban him."
What probably really happened:
Facebook: "Hey, Youtube, did you hear that Alex Jones fellow got sued for harassment?"
Youtube: "Yes, Facebook, I heard that."
"Here at Apple, we get complaints about him all the time."
"We at Spotify heard that they've got a really solid case against him."
Youtube:"Oh, jeez, I just thought of something! He's been using our platforms! Can we be sued?"
"Uhhh...?"
Facebook: "Maybe we should ban him."
It's okay, Bulma. Your brain is probably just more wired to respond to fear than a lot of people here. That's actually really useful in the wild. You should use that fear to be more afraid of how corporations are manipulating you in order to turn a profit, though--much like how Alex Jones peddles the fear of an emasculating society in order to sell muscle juice.
We all have fears. Fear of being cast out is one. Honesty about fear and hatred is healthy. I see people like "we mustn't have hateful people in our forum" and I'm like, hold it...

They say "no hate" yet they're categorically being like "no conservatives in (whichever forum)" and I'm like "how is this different from conservatives not wanting Mexicans/Muslims/whatever else they're accused of hating?"
I guess, from my perspective, to be honest, I think of the whole internet forum thing in a very tribal way. Long ago, people couldn't get along with a group, they get banished. Cool fine, I have no beefs at all with ppl finding their own pack. If two groups can't get along, sure boot them and let them go somewhere that's glad to take them. What I do have an issue with, though, is heavy-handed centralized bullying of a group. Or worse yet, there were rumors that people wanted to attack the sites themselves to shut down not only conversations in groups like facebook but the ability to talk in their own (i.e. take down the entire sites). This is the censorship equivalent of solitary confinement (or murder). And that's uncalled for. If they did that, naturally people would just start hacking websites they didn't like. Pretty soon, nobody would have a social media site. That's what I'm afraid of. The sort of backlash site takedown that makes ppl give up the internet entirely. The alternative is that websites just enforce borders (no Scientologists in this forum, for example) and then the vague system of censorship doesn't need to happen. This model is already practiced in ReligiousForums, they pick like 6 religion sections to talk in, and the other ones they can't.
Those pills are weird. I don't buy them. Especially the names. They're all like Sex Focus 12x or Brain Balance XTreme.
I need to watch this video. Yes, this dude does talk like this.
I prefer this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y
I've got an evil laugh you can use, btw.

They say "no hate" yet they're categorically being like "no conservatives in (whichever forum)" and I'm like "how is this different from conservatives not wanting Mexicans/Muslims/whatever else they're accused of hating?"
I guess, from my perspective, to be honest, I think of the whole internet forum thing in a very tribal way. Long ago, people couldn't get along with a group, they get banished. Cool fine, I have no beefs at all with ppl finding their own pack. If two groups can't get along, sure boot them and let them go somewhere that's glad to take them. What I do have an issue with, though, is heavy-handed centralized bullying of a group. Or worse yet, there were rumors that people wanted to attack the sites themselves to shut down not only conversations in groups like facebook but the ability to talk in their own (i.e. take down the entire sites). This is the censorship equivalent of solitary confinement (or murder). And that's uncalled for. If they did that, naturally people would just start hacking websites they didn't like. Pretty soon, nobody would have a social media site. That's what I'm afraid of. The sort of backlash site takedown that makes ppl give up the internet entirely. The alternative is that websites just enforce borders (no Scientologists in this forum, for example) and then the vague system of censorship doesn't need to happen. This model is already practiced in ReligiousForums, they pick like 6 religion sections to talk in, and the other ones they can't.
Those pills are weird. I don't buy them. Especially the names. They're all like Sex Focus 12x or Brain Balance XTreme.
I need to watch this video. Yes, this dude does talk like this.
I prefer this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y
author=pianotm
What people are saying: "We need a way to manipulate people even more to further our nefarious schemes. I know! We'll ban Alex Jones! It will have the added bonus of letting people know who's really in charge. And people won't even mind because he's already a douche nozzle! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
I've got an evil laugh you can use, btw.





















