GAM MAK NEVER CHANGES (FALLOUT 1 OPENING PARODY)
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Gam mak... gam mak never changes...
The AAA companies made games to gather fans and wealth. Indies built their empires from a lust for royalties and a recognition. Sakaguchi shaped a failing Square into a JRPG superpower.
But game development never changes...
In the 21st century, games were still being made over the accolades that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of gam mak were also its weapon: Japanese game creation software dubbed “RPG Maker”. For this resource, Enterbrain would acquire it from ASCII, Kadokawa would then take it from Enterbrain, and the program's communities would dissolve into bickering about which version of the editor was the most effective.
In 2019, the storm of gam mak would come again. With the mere update of RPG Maker MV, most of the RM communities were reduced to broken links. And from the memories of those fallen forums, a new community would struggle to arise.
A fair number were able to escape to the relative safety of RPG Maker Network's Discord server. You were a part of that group that entered its channels. Imprisoned safely to your own devices, chatting with others online instead of working on your game projects, a generation has lived without even bothering to read the forums.
Life on the Discord channel is about to change.
Gam mak... gam mak never changes...
The AAA companies made games to gather fans and wealth. Indies built their empires from a lust for royalties and a recognition. Sakaguchi shaped a failing Square into a JRPG superpower.
But game development never changes...
In the 21st century, games were still being made over the accolades that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of gam mak were also its weapon: Japanese game creation software dubbed “RPG Maker”. For this resource, Enterbrain would acquire it from ASCII, Kadokawa would then take it from Enterbrain, and the program's communities would dissolve into bickering about which version of the editor was the most effective.
In 2019, the storm of gam mak would come again. With the mere update of RPG Maker MV, most of the RM communities were reduced to broken links. And from the memories of those fallen forums, a new community would struggle to arise.
A fair number were able to escape to the relative safety of RPG Maker Network's Discord server. You were a part of that group that entered its channels. Imprisoned safely to your own devices, chatting with others online instead of working on your game projects, a generation has lived without even bothering to read the forums.
Life on the Discord channel is about to change.
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edit: also just because coincidence, someone commented on this decade+ old game as I opened both in a tab:
https://rpgmaker.net/games/608/
edit: also just because coincidence, someone commented on this decade+ old game as I opened both in a tab:
https://rpgmaker.net/games/608/
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