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MY GIRLFRIEND'S MOVING IN! =D
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Haha, you guys are so whipped.
You're supposed to make her something anyway. Her reasons for not naming anything specific are complex and incomprehensible to the average male, but I have been graced with an innate understanding of female psychology and can help a bro out. When you are making yourself the sandwich make two and give one to her. She will either be happy and eat it, or if she really does not want it then she has no grounds for complaining to you later about being inconsiderate. If she does so anyway then she is cracked and you should break up or divorce immediately.
author=kentona link=topic=3013.msg58823#msg58823 date=1233155274
Her: "I'm hungry."
Me: "What did you want to eat?"
Her: "I don't know *pout*"
Me: *sigh*
-- 1 hr later, I get so hungry that I end up making myself a sandwich even after repeated attempts to get her to pick a damn piece of food 'Do you want X? Or Y? or maybe some Z? No, no, no.'---
-- 2 hrs later --
Her: "You are so inconsiderate! You didn't make me anything when you made yourself some food. I'm still hungry."
Me: *hangs self*
Repeat 5/7 nights a week.
You're supposed to make her something anyway. Her reasons for not naming anything specific are complex and incomprehensible to the average male, but I have been graced with an innate understanding of female psychology and can help a bro out. When you are making yourself the sandwich make two and give one to her. She will either be happy and eat it, or if she really does not want it then she has no grounds for complaining to you later about being inconsiderate. If she does so anyway then she is cracked and you should break up or divorce immediately.
Yeah... that works... in theory.
Me: *makes supper for us, not bothering to ask since I know what will happen*
-- brings food to wife/table --
Her (option 1): "Sorry, I'm not hungry."
Her (option 2): "I don't want/like/feel like Food X."
-- I eat alone --
-- 1 hr later --
Her: "I'm hungry."
Me: *hangs self*
Me: *makes supper for us, not bothering to ask since I know what will happen*
-- brings food to wife/table --
Her (option 1): "Sorry, I'm not hungry."
Her (option 2): "I don't want/like/feel like Food X."
-- I eat alone --
-- 1 hr later --
Her: "I'm hungry."
Me: *hangs self*
Abite
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ciel speaks words of wisdom. though i could see it going wrong somehow still..
"this is a ham and cheese sandwich"
"so?"
"i'm vegetarian AND lactose intolerant!!"
"well i'm picky eater intolerant!"
"this is a ham and cheese sandwich"
"so?"
"i'm vegetarian AND lactose intolerant!!"
"well i'm picky eater intolerant!"
author=kentona link=topic=3013.msg59165#msg59165 date=1233240555
Yeah... that works... in theory.
Me: *makes supper for us, not bothering to ask since I know what will happen*
-- brings food to wife/table --
Her (option 1): "Sorry, I'm not hungry."
Her (option 2): "I don't want/like/feel like Food X."
-- I eat alone --
-- 1 hr later --
Her: "I'm hungry."
Me: *hangs self*
It's just hilarious how you decide to hang yourself in the end.
demondestiny
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author=Sam link=topic=3013.msg58622#msg58622 date=1233063197
This year it seems I'm getting a very special Valentine's present, albeit a day late. As some of you know I'm currently involved in a long distance relationship. She wants to move into my area, so she's moving in with me on February 15th so she can get a new job up here, and start looking for her own place - though she's been hinting she might not need her own place if things go well! =D
Good luck with it all. Now prepare to have to endure shows she likes but you don't as well as spend every second with her.
author=demondestiny link=topic=3013.msg59432#msg59432 date=1233298170author=Sam link=topic=3013.msg58622#msg58622 date=1233063197
This year it seems I'm getting a very special Valentine's present, albeit a day late. As some of you know I'm currently involved in a long distance relationship. She wants to move into my area, so she's moving in with me on February 15th so she can get a new job up here, and start looking for her own place - though she's been hinting she might not need her own place if things go well! =D
Good luck with it all. Now prepare to have to endure shows she likes but you don't as well as spend every second with her.
DO NOT SPEND EVERY SECOND WITH HER FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.
Since she's stayed over at your place for weeks at a time, though, I'm pretty certain that you already know this.
But if my boyfriend and I spent every waking second together, WE WOULD KILL EACH OTHER DEAD. Not kidding. Breathing room is awesome, and only makes you love your s.o. more. : )
However, I can't promise she won't hog the TV with Eastenders or Coupling or whatever the crap you have there.
Sam
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I wouldn't worry about us suffocating each other too much. I have uni and a job, and she'll be working full time too. Also, she'll soon make friends and have her own stuff to do in her free time. I've also warned her that I'm having at least one gaming night a week with the guys.
... Now I'm worried we won't spend enough time together, having said that XD
8 days to go! =D
... Now I'm worried we won't spend enough time together, having said that XD
8 days to go! =D
Phew! I thought this was going to be a message from Sam saying, "I stabbed her! She was driving me insane! And now I'm covered in blood and there's blood everywhere and...what do I do?"
Sam
2200
Everything's going amazingly well! (Though she has forced me to rearrange my our room - as much as I was against the idea, I gotta admit, it does look better this way. Just never let her know I said that!)
I'm moving in July due to disagreements with my letting agent, me and her are looking at a new place together on Monday which is gonna be pretty cool.
Oh, and she's meeting my mum tomorrow.
I'm moving in July due to disagreements with my letting agent, me and her are looking at a new place together on Monday which is gonna be pretty cool.
Oh, and she's meeting my mum tomorrow.
