JOKES

Got any good ones? Or bad ones, for that matter?

Here's one to get us started: Once upon a time, there was a flower shop in a small town. It was doing rather well until two friars moved in next door and started up a newer, better flower shop. Customers flocked to the new shop by the masses.

The managers of the old shop got rather ticked off by this, and began to debate how to solve the problem. Eventually, they decided that running the friars out of town by themselves was a bad idea, and so they decided to hire someone to run the friars out of town for them. They hired a man named Hue, the biggest thug in town, to do the job.

The next day, Hue visited the friar's flower shop, and asked them politely to leave town. The friars said "No, we refuse!" Hue asked them one more time, firmly, to leave town. The friars said "No! No! Repent! Repent!" So Hue proceeded to kick the friar's arses, and the friars ran for their lives with nothing on but their underpants.

Hue walked off, smiling happily, proving that Hue, and only Hue, can prevent florist friars.

Whoo-eee!