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author=Jericho
you know that groaning noise people make when they watch like a really bad movie and there's cringe-inducing dialogue coupled with horrible godawful acting. well that's the sound i make every time some horribly awkward nerd tries to hit on (and i use that phrase with the utmost disdain and sarcasm) anything with a vagina over the internet with awful lines like "you have nice eyes" or "hey wanna hook up hahah just kidding" or "hi there." the levels of stupid dumb idiot dumbface that are required to even attempt this are so baffling to me that i cannot wrap my brain around it. shrek 6 coming 2013

author=KisarethStudios
unless you got boobs and a vagina then you got nothing I want

author=KisarethStudios

author=tardis

author=KisarethStudios
unless you got boobs and a vagina then you got nothing I want

does it count if they are not physically attached to my body

Of course it counts :) Especially if they belong to a hot girlfriend/wife then yeah it definitely counts. lol

author=Link_2112
o.O are you suggesting that I was hitting on her? cause it's funny if you are...

heh if you think saying "hi" is some kind of line and is a means of trying to pick someone up then that's pretty messed up. it just so happens i grew up without the internet so i, ya know, learned how to properly talk to a person(and express my thoughts and opinions in ways other than image macros and memes). i dont go browsing around online for a girlfriend by throwing out lines. one, im seeing a girl now. and two, im not the type of guy to use pickup lines. if you can get a girl by spouting some bullshit line then she's probably as interesting as an old hat, and just as dirty.

what you said is somewhat true, its awkward and weird to see people trying to "pick up" online(especially in a MMO in the middle of a quest >.>) but what's even worse is people like you who lurk around forums and troll because you feel your better than the rest of the world. your life outside the internet is probably pretty shallow and pointless. what's that new game your working on? (insert jab at my fangame) har har i can basically have this conversation by myself because your responses are usually predictable in that you will find a part of what I said and try and turn it around on me in a clever joke that someone else has already made. that or you just get all pissy and say "shut up"

instead of being a dickhead troll instigator trying having a normal conversation from time to time. it'l help you feel human