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HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO
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Mr. Y
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accidental buttock touch
this is the perfect icebreaker
what about the accidental breast grab during a traffic stop??
like- you drive the car and the woman sits in the passenger seat and then you break really hard for a red light or another car and then while it's stopping your concern for her wellbeing causes you to stick your hand out in front of her chest, intending to prevent injury to her but simultaneously accidentally touching the breast(s)??
that is a very classy method; it is how I met my wife
Neok
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post=84475
what about the accidental breast grab during a traffic stop??
like- you drive the car and the woman sits in the passenger seat and then you break really hard for a red light or another car and then while it's stopping your concern for her wellbeing causes you to stick your hand out in front of her chest, intending to prevent injury to her but simultaneously accidentally touching the breast(s)??
I tried this not too long ago. My plans were swiftly thwarted by the seatbelt which stopped her inches before her chest came in contact with my hand. Then momentum pulled her back into her seat and she noticed what had almost transpired.
Time stood still.
And then.. I slowly moved my outstretched hand to her breast, gave a deep and meaningful squeeze, and brought it back to the steering wheel.
post=87015post=84475I tried this not too long ago. My plans were swiftly thwarted by the seatbelt which stopped her inches before her chest came in contact with my hand. Then momentum pulled her back into her seat and she noticed what had almost transpired.
what about the accidental breast grab during a traffic stop??
like- you drive the car and the woman sits in the passenger seat and then you break really hard for a red light or another car and then while it's stopping your concern for her wellbeing causes you to stick your hand out in front of her chest, intending to prevent injury to her but simultaneously accidentally touching the breast(s)??
Time stood still.
And then.. I slowly moved my outstretched hand to her breast, gave a deep and meaningful squeeze, and brought it back to the steering wheel.
You sir, are my hero.
Blitzen
3253
post=87015
And then.. I slowly moved my outstretched hand to her breast, gave a deep and meaningful squeeze, and brought it back to the steering wheel.
Best lie I've heard in weeks.
what about the accidental breast grab during a traffic stop??
like- you drive the car and the woman sits in the passenger seat and then you break really hard for a red light or another car and then while it's stopping your concern for her wellbeing causes you to stick your hand out in front of her chest, intending to prevent injury to her but simultaneously accidentally touching the breast(s)??
that is a very classy method; it is how I met my wife
Looks like somebody's been reading the alphabet of manliness (correct me if I'm wrong).
Mr. Y
300
post=87288what about the accidental breast grab during a traffic stop??Looks like somebody's been reading the alphabet of manliness (correct me if I'm wrong).
like- you drive the car and the woman sits in the passenger seat and then you break really hard for a red light or another car and then while it's stopping your concern for her wellbeing causes you to stick your hand out in front of her chest, intending to prevent injury to her but simultaneously accidentally touching the breast(s)??
that is a very classy method; it is how I met my wife
Hehe, guilty as charged. I read that they had it in some crappy date movie recently too, though, so I guess the joke's getting around.
post=87015
And then.. I slowly moved my outstretched hand to her breast, gave a deep and meaningful squeeze, and brought it back to the steering wheel.
You're a righteous son of a bitch. A damn liar. But a righteous son of a bitch no less.
Relyt
1242
I was reading over the topics and for some reason I read this as
How to approach a Gil you're attracted to
No joke.
How to approach a Gil you're attracted to
No joke.
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I was reading over the topics and for some reason I read this as
How to approach a Gil you're attracted to
No joke.
...You...you started this topic...?
I think Orig just gave the best advice you can in a topic like this (although I doubt he knows it).
Don't think too much and act on instinct. Your brain should only be there to prevent you r instinct to saying things that are immensely dumb, not to hamper you, and the things it prevents you from saying or doing are things you already know (don't punch her in the face, for example).
Shut up about it, quit thinking to yourself and just go for it - the best advice I can give. Let your penis knock your brain out of the question, tbh.
A good example? Talk to her about things you would ask anyone else about. Remember how you met your friends? Meet her the same way. Ask her the same questions about herself you asked your friends.
Don't think too much and act on instinct. Your brain should only be there to prevent you r instinct to saying things that are immensely dumb, not to hamper you, and the things it prevents you from saying or doing are things you already know (don't punch her in the face, for example).
Shut up about it, quit thinking to yourself and just go for it - the best advice I can give. Let your penis knock your brain out of the question, tbh.
A good example? Talk to her about things you would ask anyone else about. Remember how you met your friends? Meet her the same way. Ask her the same questions about herself you asked your friends.
