HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL......THE CORRECT WAY. (SERIOUS TOPIC)

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post=106420
This topic without you Feld is like cereal without milk

What if it's a Rice Krispie Treat? Those are better than Rice Krispies with milk.
post=106420
This topic without you Feld is like cereal without milk

Because we all know what cereal without milk is like (incomplete and inferior). :)

6. Don't walk up to a pretty girl and say "Whats your number?"
Get to know the girl first.

I don't necessarily DISAGREE with this, but like the example I posted above with my roommate, you can pull this off. My dad does it like, all the time to any woman (literally anyone. It's almost embarrassing going to a mall or a store with him), and he has been ever since I was a kid, and I don't really see women turn him down. Of course, my father is also a notorious skirt chaser and completely and utterly full of himself. Put two and two together.
post=106421
What if it's a Rice Krispie Treat? Those are better than Rice Krispies with milk.


Masterfully played. :p

post=106422
I don't necessarily DISAGREE with this


Me either, because my aversion to it is for entirely personal reasons. I'd rather people get to know me beforehand, so I'd rather get to know the hypothetical girl beforehand as well. I actually get sort of weirded out when girls show that kind of interest in me without knowing anything about me :\ but if they're cute I learn to cope.

Still, walking up and asking for a number after some small talk totally boggles my mind. If it works for people, that's awesome, but I don't think I'd respond well to it if I was a girl (and it's a good thing I'm not because I'm flat as all hell)
arcan
Having a signature is too mainstream. I'm not part of your system!
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Well now we know where feld gets it from. Also, answer the question uh you are derailing the discussion.
when I typed "No" it meant "the answer is no" not "no I'm refusing to answer"

thanks for your concern though <3
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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i believe it was my uncle who did the classiest pickup ever. he walks into this restaurant, and the very attractive waitress walks up and asks him what he'll have. he responds, "you."
she rolls her eyes a bit and replies "i'm not on the menu."
being the pro that he is, he started the evening off right by pre-setting the menu on the floor next to the table.

it worked.
post=106434
i believe it was my uncle who did the classiest pickup ever. he walks into this restaurant, and the very attractive waitress walks up and asks him what he'll have. he responds, "you."
she rolls her eyes a bit and replies "i'm not on the menu."
being the pro that he is, he started the evening off right by pre-setting the menu on the floor next to the table.

it worked.


Holy shit.
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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<buddy> Wanna go grab a pizza and fuck?
<girl> *slaps across face like a car backfiring*
<buddy> What, don't like pizza?

This worked. It was hysterical.
How to approach a girl (FOR SHY PEOPLE)

Step 1: Have confidence in yourself.
Step 2: Step the fuck up.

Finished.
post=106311
1. Women love to talk about themselves. (Make sure you start the conversation with her talking about herself.) The more a girl lets you know about her, the more comfortable she'll become with you.

3. Women love a guy that listens.
Girls love it for a guy to take the time to listen and appear interested in what she has to say.
IF SHES TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING UNINTERESTING ACT LIKE YOUR INTERESTED!


Women wanna hear about the guy too. A man who just listens and wallows in brevity may give the impression that they are not interested in what the woman has to say (even if it appears that they are) .

If that makes any sense XD
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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"nut up or shut up" is an important, always-relevant quote that all men should remember and apply to their lives in general.
that includes approaching womens/males/cute 15-year-old boys.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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What would Bill Murray say about approaching cute 15-year-old boys?
DEAR GOD, these topics are ridiculous.

Why not make a bunch of "How to approach an egotistical ho?" or "How to approach a blushing virgin" or "How to approach a stereotypical Zack Efron fangirl?" or "How to approach a gigantic cockroach?" topics?
post=106311
Women wanna hear about the guy too. A man who just listens and wallows in brevity may give the impression that they are not interested in what the woman has to say (even if it appears that they are) .

This is only true until the man has revealed what he does for a living and what his salary is. After that, she expects you to politely shut up so she can continue complaining about how her rival cashier at work is RUINING HER LIFE.
AFrenchDreamer
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post=106415
No, believe it or not, people who don't agree with your views on "how to approach girls" can still have healthy relationships with them. If I didn't answer your question right away it's only because I thought the basis of your inquiry was retarded. Hope this helps.


Now I know the answer to my question, read topic again.
AFrenchDreamer
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You see Uh, the problem that I have with you is that you're taking this thing too seriously.

I can tell you're overthinking this by the way you try to talk.

You remind me of somebody I know, he does the same thing.

Uh, no disrespect but I don't think you've been in many relationships.
Suggesting people of lack of experience with girls on the internet sort of makes one look very immature.

Just a heads up. Perhaps it isn't an obvious thing.
post=106455
DEAR GOD, these topics are ridiculous.

Why not make a bunch of "How to approach an egotistical ho?" or "How to approach a blushing virgin" or "How to approach a stereotypical Zack Efron fangirl?" or "How to approach a gigantic cockroach?" topics?


There are probably ways of approaching every one of those people too. I can't see what's ridiculous about it!

(u sayin this just cuz you a girl?)
post=106447
"nut up or shut up" is an important, always-relevant quote that all men should remember and apply to their lives in general.
that includes approaching womens/males/cute 15-year-old boys.


To quote: you have no idea how much i fucking love you right now

post=106452
What would Bill Murray say about approaching cute 15-year-old boys?


I'll ask him. I like that quote of his about how being melancholic and lovable is the trick.
post=106465
You see Uh, the problem that I have with you is that you're taking this thing too seriously.

I can tell you're overthinking this by the way you try to talk.

You remind me of somebody I know, he does the same thing.

Uh, no disrespect but I don't think you've been in many relationships.


AFD, my problem with you is that you're making a very transparent effort to discredit my opinions. That's fine enough on its own, if not a little sketchy, but you're coming way out of left field to do it and obviously have no idea what you're talking about. If you don't want me in your thread just say so; you don't have to make some hilariously wrong speculations to get what you want here.

Now I AM starting to derail this thread, so if you want to continue this exchange feel free to shit up my mailbox with this garbage so that others here won't have to suffer your ignorance any more than necessary.