ORIG WRITES A LOT

I'll just leave these here...

Short Short Stories:
http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_9gfs65hc2
A gay couple goes shopping at the mall. The main character was inspired by The Stranger. This was going to be the basis of a novel, but I can't connect with the main character, and that makes things difficult. So what you see is all there'll be, unless I decide to go back to it someday. But that's not likely. Also this was to exploit my chullo fetish. Goddammit chullos are adorable.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_106992f2dg
Basically what the title says. It's about two boys walking on a beach by a lake. My Creative Writing teacher was ASTOUNDED by this one. Even though I'm not a fan of him or his class, I'll still happily accept his compliments.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_11dg7p8742
I sent this to a girl almost two years ago. Ladies, get out your :3 faces. Guys, I have no qualms about you using this to delude a girl into thinking you're the cutesy sensitive romantic type. It worked, by the way, as a love letter.

Long Short Stories
http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_8fpg2sn49
This was what drove me to make that sex topic. It was thoroughly painful to write. All the same, I think I did a pretty good job. I think I wrote it all in a week too. About 8500+ words, 31 pages double-spaced in a word document. It's about differing opinions on sex and love, told through the point of view of an aggressive 17-year-old boy whose best friend is moving away. Story within a story. Some of it is kinda risque. High school stuff. I actually enjoyed writing it, so that's a very very good thing. Not fully satisfied with it, but am I ever? Probably my favorite, because it was the first time I was ever really honest. Like really honest.

"I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. I think I have some romantic friendships. Like the song “Love the One You're With”; there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with. And love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here. If I go to my room and I watch TV, I didn't really live. If I stay in my hotel room and watch TV, I didn't live today."
- Bill Murray

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_4hf2vthd8
Girl takes a pleasant trip to an antique shop. It's a horror story, and not my best. I just wrote it as a gift to a friend. She liked it.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_0fpspmzdw
I don't even know what the hell is going on. It must have had something to do with the fact that I'd just read Uzumaki. Anyway, it starts out as a horror story and turns into I-have-no-idea-what. Since I really didn't like it so much, I didn't proofread it much, so watch out for typos. If the plot doesn't make sense to you, that's okay. It's got some surreal imagery. Nightmares, British girls, lumps of jelly and decomposing flesh... Must've completed this one around May. When I was still convinced I was destined for the horror genre.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_22drg9c4dv
According to my brother this is the best thing I've ever written, which is terribly depressing as I wrote it back in April. A kid looks back on a weekend he spent jumping around his father's trio of bars. Lots of things dealing with rejections, unintentionally put in there as I had just gotten rejected by the boy I had been crushing on for like two years. A few of the characters that people the story are loosely inspired by people I know.

Poems

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_1267kxc2hj
10/10 in Creative Writing. Tie for my favorite.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_14hhwp87dr
10/10 in Creative Writing. Tie for my favorite

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_15dr4xdwdb
9/10 in Creative Writing. Second favorite.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_16d5jdxg3s
9/10 in Creative Writing. Least favorite.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dwrgr8d_17rxv2nmfb
8/10 in Creative Writing. Ironically the one my friends like the most. Third favorite of mine.

Yeah. Anyone that's facebook friends with me can check these out in my notes. I'm not posting the titles here because I'm quasi-paranoid of possible agents/publishers googling the titles of my work and finding it on an RPG Making forum and going LOLWTFNOOB.

I've also written 3 books, although only one of them is any good. They're all about coming of age, growing up in the Midwest, and all have mostly subtle themes of homosexuality. (Except for the 15 page awkward sex scene in the third one.) If anyone would like to read one drop me a PM. Criticisms, pointing out of blatant speeling/grumatical errors and such are appreciated and such. Be tough. I can take it. Also don't steal these because I will hunt you down and punch you into oblivion and such. I'm posting them because I've come to the recent conclusion that I <3 RMN.

Thanks! Compliments are very very encouraging. It was inspired by this still from Wild Tigers I Have Known:






I'm trying to work on a new novel, but I think I need to contemplate what message I want to send before I write more. I'm 13 pages in, and the words aren't coming to me as easily as they should.

Also, if he doesn't mind, I like this bit of praise I recieved from Koff in regards to Warm Chocolate Ice Cream: "It made me feel emotions I'm... not used to feeling. I don't even know how to explain it." (Was that emotion a bad thing or a good thing?) "I think it was good. It's hard to tell. The emotions themselves might not have been, but I'm glad I felt them nonetheless."

EDITS: That's 61 views. I see you fuckers, post!

A "cebul" is an onion! So I'm Onion-ski.

I've started like four different stories and can't stick to anything. Always find the plot not going anywhere a few pages in. :| Writer's block sucks.

stealth bump

EDIT: I'm just going to assume the lack of feedback is because I'm that mindbogglingly amazing of a writer. Also I'm working on a story I like. Writer's block over for now.